Truk Thompson

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ...with tech support in INDIA), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE!) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.. AMERICA.....Keep this one circulating, please.! ************************************************************ ******A little pro wrestling survey sent by Mike Mayhem. If you're a wrestler and want to do this, feel free:1) What promotion(s) do you wrestle for? As of right now I like to consider myself an independent wrestler, I dont really have a home fed. But the ones I am willing to mention are New Midwest Wrestling in Springfield, Il. All Star Championship Wrestling in Charleston, Il. and Supreme League of Wrestling in Mattoon, Il.2) What do you think of the fans? Everything!3) What state do you think wrestling is in today, as opposed to in the earlier years? Vince Mcmahon is killing wrestling. Promo promo promo and finally a match, ope, lets break to commercial. I dont go out of my way to watch any of it on t.v. like I used to. The Rock and Stone Cold era was the last era worth watching on TV. I now watch the independent circuit due to the fact that most the wrestlers still love the fans and that there are no t.v. interuptions, and weather it be wwe or tna or whatever, you cant beat a live wrestling show. period4) What wrestling style do you use? Old school, Ive always tried to do as much fan interaction as possible.5) How many titles have you won? Ive held two different titles in two different feds, those mean nothing to me compared to the fact that I earned wrestler of the year, good guy of the year, and most importantly match of the year, voted on by the fans!6) What is your favorite type of match to participate in? I like the pin falls anywhere matches best, gives the crowd a chance to really get in it.7) What is your entrance music, have you changed it since you began wrestling? I started with Nickleback, Because of you. then went to Thousand Foot Krutch, Move. Now Im back to Nickleback.8) Name any wrestler from WWE or TNA you'd like to wrestle? 1)Hogan, 2)Stone Cold, 3)The Rock.9) What's the worst injury you've ever had? I broke my ankle in the first round of the Central States Title tournament, won it, went on and won the second, then finally lost the third match, but then had to turn around and enter into a 30 man Rumble and started at #12 and went on to #30 before I got eliminated. So a broken ankle that I wrestled on for three matches and a rumble.10) Where do you see yourself in wrestling 10 years from now? Hopefully still in front of the fans!
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