Welcome to My MYSpACE.
Here you will find information about my team THE TRAUMAKAZES, my league THE SOUTH TEXAS ROLLERISTAS, Events, and eveything else you need to know about me MIZ FORMALDEHYDE as we kick off our season for the summer I shall be filling up this page with pictures, blogs, and othe news, strictly derby.
Hello there my pretty little ghouls!
For those who do not know I am Miz Formaldehyde #1334, I skate with the premier South Texas Rolleristas Roller Derby league from the Rio Grande Valley
So you ask yourself.. Who are the South Texas Rolleristas?? Well, let me fill you in.
The South Texas Rolleristas are a group of girls who, like many other leagues across the nation - are earning their stripes by staying true to the rules that allow us to play. Not too much can get by us, and we like it that way.
Our league began with 21 rebel girls who wanted nothing more than to skate and have a great time doing it. On June 1, 2006, the South Texas Rolleristas was born. We are a truly skater run, skater owned and skater operated league. We believe in and strive for excellence in everything we do. We are a tough group of smart, sexy women that will not hesitate to rock you!
We love diversity. Our entire league thus far is as eclectic as you can get. We are composed of women from all walks of life, many varied backgrounds, and many different professions. We are nurses, house wives, accountants, waitresses, and students. We are punk rockers, cowgirls, debutants, and part-time super heroes. Above all, we are Rolleristas.
TRAUMAKAZES:
COLORS:Black, Blue & Yellow
THEME: Motorcycle Harajuku Gang
Bonnivillian #90 m/p/h- CAPTAIN
Creepshow #77- Co Captain
Black Mamba #911
Bazooka Joan #9
Miz Formaldehyde #1334
Soy Killa #83
Linda Lovecat
Ms LunaTyk #73
*Candy Clear
OUR SEASON DATES ARE SET!!!
Mark your Calendars... it has begun!
Saturday - August 25
Saturday - September 22
Saturday - October 27All our bouts will be held at Champions Skate Center in Harlingen and bout after-parties will be at CHUCKS ICEHOUSE just down the street (contact # in poster).As we press on, we ask that those still interested in helping out the girls please get in contact with us. More help is needed for Production. Help with track layout and floor crew are needed. The more the merrier.
