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About Me

I've been whacking things with sticks since I was old enough to walk. Currently, I'm working on a side project with some very talented (and sexy) musicians. Stay posted for something the RGV hasn't seen before. It's going to be good. Really good. Yay for hitting things with sticks! ;)

I skate. I sling foam around. I tell long tales of discovery and woe. Before the night is through, maybe I'll even tell tales of you.

Some call me Berzerka. Others, Bazooka Joan. Some just call me. There are too many names to list here. Just be satisfied with those, and focus on having a good day.

All in all, I try to support local artists, when I can. So, you like to bang on trash cans, spray paint walls with stencils of the Queen in lingerie, and do free style poetry on the weekends (if you're not doing a set with your thrash metal band, or subsequent security gig)?? Sweet! Drop me a line.

My Interests

Texas Roller Derby, Amtgard, HFS, Good Stories, Mixed Martial Arts, Ancient and Medieval European History, Beer, Fencing (foil & epee), Drawing, Pianists, Drawing on People, Musical People (beans are an instrument), Pre-Raphaelite Art, Body Art, Cellists, Art Nouveau, Classic Cars , Art Cars, Ecstatic Poetry, Yiddish...

I'd like to meet:

Myself, just to see what all the fuss is about.

Music:

Of Montreal, Ministry, Neutral Milk Hotel, Massive Attack, Arcade Fire, Placebo, At the Drive-in, Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Varuca Salt, Guano Apes, Tsunami Bomb, Stone Temple Pilots, Tori Amos, Juno Reactor, Timo Maas, Lords of Acid, Medieval Babes, Santana, The Doors, Led Zepplin, The Who, Fats Domino, Ella Fitzgerald, Billy Holliday, Jefferson Airplane, Queen, George Strait, Reba, Rasputina, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Breadslices, Inkbag, The Young Maths, Madja Squad, IFV, Imprfkt Nation...

Movies:

The Professional, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Boondock Saints, The Life Aquatic, Conan, Excallibur, LoTR, The Never Ending Story, Flight of the Navigator, Princess Bride, Van Wilder, National Lampoons, Coming to America, Death Proof, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Police Academy.

Television:

Tipping the Velvet

Books:

One Hundred Years of Solitude, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Notes from the Underground, Mists of Avalon, Harry Potter, Geis of the Gargoyle, Greek Mythology, Norse Mythology, Mexican Mythology, Futhark, American Gods, The White Stag, Children of Odhin, and the Alita series.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Nubbins AWOL

That's right, folks. The gato menos cola is missing. Just two days after her arrival and pampering, she's split. Hopefully, the dog's next door didn't get a hold of her. Sad.&...
Posted by Berzerka on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:56:00 PST

Boney tail...

While taking a high walk down the street, last night, Starr found a black and white cat. It followed us all the way home. Poor thing...it's tail is jacked up. It looks like it got it...
Posted by Berzerka on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST

You’re such a titty baby...

The subject line is just there because I haven't heard that phrase in a long time, and I thought it was funny. Esther and Letty are awesome... :) Everyone is on their cell phones at work, right ...
Posted by Berzerka on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:00:00 PST

Grace...

Oh goodness...how the Universe humbles us. I’ve been a good girl for the past two days. I went home early, gathered my things, and went to the local all-night diner to smoke, eat, a...
Posted by Berzerka on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:39:00 PST

Art Garage Sale Tales...

The garage sale went pretty well. Clothes were hung in the front yard from a line going from the porch to the tree to the neighbors fence like flags inviting the public to come on over. I ...
Posted by Berzerka on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:01:00 PST

Burning futility

Oh, my lord. I just can’t seem to stop making an ass of myself. Hah...it’s kind of funny to me, now. Then again, it just may be sleep dep getting the best of me.I was out...
Posted by Berzerka on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

Excuse the mess...

This is the most I've gotten to do online in a while. It's incomplete, but maybe I'll have this (profile) all finished, along with my other business, by the end of the week.Sleep I must find, no...
Posted by Berzerka on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:34:00 PST

No More Internet Blues...

Just a quick note to let you all know that I will not have internet access for some time. Moving...it does that.So, folks, if you thought my presence online was paltry before, just you wait....t...
Posted by Berzerka on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:07:00 PST

Hello Stir Fry...

Got paid, got laid, and got a lot of quality time in with some good friends. Smoked too much, drank a little, and got popped in the eye with a "nerd bat." Unfortunately, I don't think it's...
Posted by Berzerka on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

ugh

i'm tired. i don't even want to capitalize letters. my body is fairly drained from the antics of this past weekend and my chemicals swirling in a different way. darn you chemicals.&n...
Posted by Berzerka on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST