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Ashley

I have to return some video tapes.

About Me


i'm just a big dork. i read a lot and i change jobs like i change underwear - once every few months. i enjoy watching bad tv. i'm lebanese, and i could eat baba ganoush for every meal. i spend most of my time at the crystal diner. i spend the rest of my time with a dog and a fat old guy. i thoroughly enjoy my life.
i would sell my soul to have a soundtrack playing for my life at all times. I hate when skinny girls wear pants that are too small.
telling your boss to fuck herself is a bad idea, and stay in school.
ATTENTION MYSPACE DUDES - I am not a swinger, nor do I want to have sex with you and your wife. No, I do not think its cool. No, I do not think you are hip and open-minded. I think you are creepy and you are also begging for a nasty case of Herpes or something equally as terrible.
I can't even bring myself to date random guys, let alone screw some random from Myspace. If I did feel the need to have disgusting promiscuous sex with people from Myspace, I can guarantee you that the creepy married middle-aged men would be at the bottom of the totem pole. I cannot possibly express to you how completely vile and disgusting I find you to be. I can't rant anymore because I'm getting nauseous and the vein in my forehead is starting to pop out.

My Interests

music, painting, knitting, writing, reading, sewing, creating, eating, sleeping, etc.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who has a cool hobby. nice people. girls who don't say "I don't get along with other girls." people who have something they can teach me. people who will let me teach them how to do something cool. everyone.

Music:

oh man, everything, everything, everything, The Juliana Theory, glassJAw, Zao, Ella Fitzgerald, Massive Attack, Lovage, Mindless Self Indulgence, Juliana Hatfield, Muse, Jack Off Jill, The Kidney Thieves, Bad Religion, Alkaline Trio, The Dresden Dolls, Silent Drive, Straylight Run, Mae, Joni Mitchell, Beth Hart, any kind of dance music, Across Five Aprils

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Once Upon a Time in America, Finding Nemo, White Oleander

Television:

Anything on VH1 (I Love the 80's!!), Cartoon Network, The History Channel, Discovery Channel... and of course, Nick at Nite.

Books:

Anything by Francesca Lia Block (Dangerous Angels, Echo, The Hanged Man, etc.), White Oleander, too many too many. Oh! and Death Be Not Proud. I read all the time, i read everything I can. If you have a good book, recommend it.

My Blog

Remember when we talked about where we'd be a year from now?

"We can ask and ask but we can't have again what once seemed ours forever- a remembered voice, the touch of a hand, a loved face. They've gone and you can only wait for the pain to pass." I wouldn'...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST