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He Who Smokes Bitches

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About Me

my name is Carlton.22 years old.Trenton New fucking Jersey.im in my 1st year at Landmark College in Putney, Vermont."Friends are the family you choose." --Ashley Baker.music is a huge part of my life.i am currently in a jazz band.i play the drums.i build my friendships to last.i only apples i eat are green.my jeep looks better dirty.i am a soldier of the KISS army.i am a United States Marine Corps Veteran.Vets get shit on in this country.i truly dislike our president.PRESIDENT ROLLINS!!!.you cannot offend me.if you ask my opinion, expect to hear it.don't ask me questions you're afraid of getting an answer to.ladies with wit charm my pants off.i prefer blondes, as gentlemen tend to do.i love the english language.i give my time to those who enjoy engaging and being engaged.it is my passion.mischief, knowledge, and entertainment keep me sane. books keep me literate.girls who can hold eye contact are sexy.


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My Interests

motivation, women who can tell me ten things i didn't already know, sandwiches, WaWa, roads i've never driven on, the cosmos, Boston Red Sox, Los Angeles Lakers, New Jersey Devils, Dallas Cowboys, Henry Rollins, Noam Chomsky, Franz Kafka, military, tattoos, my JEEP, movies, drums, clothes, college and nfl football, SuicideGirls, awesome movies i've yet to see

I'd like to meet:

blonde, well read, articulate women who are aware of their crazy, and don't let it destroy what they care about. she better be able to tell me ten things i don't already know too.

Music:

i listen to real punk rock, metal, hardcore, jazz, blues, classical,and hip hop. i hate club banger rap. i rarely turn on the radio. i hate 'nu-metal'. i hate U2. i hate R.E.M. i hate michael bolton. i hate sting. i hate john tesh. i have A FIRE INSIDE tattooed on me, but the new AFI record blows. i think davey really did destroy the punk scene.

Movies:

American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, anything Kevin Smith directed, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, The Usual suspects, Flatliners, Equilibrium, Shooter, Full Metal Jacket, Man Bites Dog, Army of Darkness, Night of the Living Dead, Jackie Brown, Ichi The Killer, The Staircase, Syriana, Ongbak: The Thai Warrior, jarhead, Memento, GO, Apocalypse Now: original and Redux, face/off, The Jackyl, Bazing Saddles, Holy Grail, Silent Movie, The Producers, Young Frankenstein, Life of Brian, History of the World, The Rules of Attraction, Spun, The Cell, Reservoir Dogs, Westway to the World, Hitchhikers Guide, The Great White Hype, 187, Suicide Kings, Army of Darkness, Poolhall Junkies, Shooter, Enter the Dragon, Star Wars Ep 1-6, 300, Mischief, 1408, Pieces

Television:

don't watch much tv but shows i enjoy include almost anything on discovery, the history or the military channels, family guy, futurama, american dad, robot chicken, Dexter, ROME, metalocalypse, Sealab 2021, Bleach, initial d., knight rider, the A-Team, magnum p.i., transformers, man vs. wild, dogfights, things that can teach me something.

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Books:

Catcher In the Rye by J.D. Salinger, Why People Believe Weird Things by Dr. Michael Shermer, Frank Miller's Sin City graphic novels, Jarhead by Anthony Swofford, The Rules of Attraction and American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, every Henry Rollins book I've ever read

Heroes:

the visionaries who have brought you such entrancing film as The Four Finger Club. Henry Rollins, my mother, Holden Caulfield, Patrick Bateman, Chuck Norris, the Human Torch, Batman, Wolverine, Colossus, Optimus Prime, Franz Kafka, anyone with a GWOT Expeditionary Medal or a Combat Action Ribbon

My Blog

where i'm standing

ok so i've had the past two days off from work. i had a psych eval yesterday which is always a good time haha i go in on monday to talk about the results which is always an even more fun time. today i...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

i can't get it out of my head fast enough

sear burn tear flesh puncture blood strangle corpse bile broken teeth sweat love disease cold drunk falling half awake and fueled by sickness.scratch  maim destroy theres something in the way rip...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

this girl i slept with last night.

she pins me down and silently puts a finger to her mouth. she's already got me in my boxers. i remember that her parents are upstairs. im helpless as i feel my eyes go wide.i instinctively bite my lip...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:20:00 PST

zwanzig-eine

ok, so a moderate recap of july 29th. so matt boehm gets me hoagie haven for my birthday. fucking awesome...he didn't have to considering that fucking kid has helped me like crazy since i've been with...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:52:00 PST

honesty that stings.

 i'm generally pretty hyper which most people associate with happy, so i'd imagine that most would describe me with fun words like 'giddy, goofy, loud...etc.'  i was raised to be polite, whi...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:02:00 PST

broad statements, or statements about broads

i know girls who will cheat on their boyfriends. hell, some of the guilty are exes of mine. guys, i've even been that asshole that you want to kill that she cheats on you with. i'm the one who charmed...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST

Kyles Graduation Party

First and foremost...Saturday started at 4pm for me.  By 5pm, Matt and I had been invited to, and arrived at Kyles house.  The drinking started.  Yuengling after Yuengling, followed by ...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:06:00 PST

as i sit idle....

i overanalyze everything.  i was raised by women and it honestly made me worry like one.  the marine corps taught me to be paranoid because in combat it can save your life.  now, i've n...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:15:00 PST

true friends stab you in the front

I took two and I didn't notice It's still noisy as Hell I took two and it didn't make a difference I did the best I could The sun doesn't always shine And the good guys don't always win All the promis...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:30:00 PST

i was going to put something witty but i ran out of room.

so i'm listening to techno. i don't like alot of it, but not only is baby anne hot she's a fucking sick mixtress. big ups to lane for getting me in to breaks and d&b.  this evening joe, AK47,...
Posted by He Who Smokes Bitches on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:36:00 PST