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Matthew

They call me the HipHopopotomus, my lyrics are bottomless...

About Me


Everyday I discover that I exist, as I always forget, and so I'm continously reminding myself to make the most of life. I have dreams but never dream about them. I settle for nothing. Strive, overcome, achieve.I took karate lessons 2 times when I was in the 3rd grade, and learned how to weaponize a credit card. I quit because I refused to bow to the sensei (I haven't changed much since then). I love animals. I really hate lemon Sour Patch Kids (just make orange, red, and green ones plz, kthnx). I have a small scar on the back of my right hand from when my friend was lighting his G.I. Joe's on fire and Duke's molten leg dripped on me (not cool). I eat like it is my job. I like to make chocolate chip cookies, but with little to no chips in them. I own an absurd number of blue shirts. I go to Wawa, a lot... I rule at Tetris. I tend to divide my M&M's by colour before I eat them. I love pinstripes. I have never smoked crack. I go to the gym 4 times per week and love it. I would marry my ipod if i could... I adore good coffee, and good conversation. If I had my way, every song would start with a bass intro, followed by drums, rhythm guitar, lead guitar and then vocals... I love chili. I am very brand loyal. I am addicted to Arizona Green Tea, although Wawa Green Tea isn't bad either... I would drink a glass of bleach before I drank unsweetened iced tea. I have been in school forever, and cannot wait to finish. I think that people should not believe in "ism's", they should believe in themselves. I think that the best things in life aren't things. I like to start sentances with the word "I".

My Interests

The Beach, Outdoors, Design, Art, Coffee, Good Food, Photography, Philly, NYC, Architecture, Pleasing Aesthetics, Eloquence, German Cars, Cooking, Movies, Swimming, Good Conversation, Atlantic City, Long Sleeve T-Shirts, Drawing, Working Out, Running, Being Awesome as Hell...

I'd like to meet:

Someone that appreciates the word "rad" as much as I do and/or Bill Cosby's sweater designer. Or a girl that looks like Kate Hudson. I do NOT want to meet people that find Mad TV funny. WTF is wrong with you? Seriously... Ugh...

Music:

Settings, Bad Religion, Alkaline Trio, Heavens, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, Thrice, Finch, Taking Back Sunday, Weezer, Hot Rod Circuit, Jimmy Eat World, Matchbook Romance, Pennywise, Radiohead, Tool, Ignite, Dance Hall Crashers, Face to Face, No Use for a Name, Dag Nasty, Descendents/All, Dropkick Murphys, From Autumn to Ashes, MAE, Anberlin, Saves the Day, Boysetsfire, Rock Kills Kid, Park, Operation Ivy, A Perfect Circle, Muse, The Postal Service, The Weakerthans, Rancid, The Sleeping, Bayside, Thursday, Bleed the Dream, Deep Enough to Die, Circa Survive, Ghoti Hook, Transplants, Prozac+, Straylight Run, Armor for Sleep, Headscan, Plain White T's, Chevelle, Eminem, Dntel, Death Cab for Cutie, 18 Visions, Blindside, Hey Mercedes, Saosin, The New Amsterdams, Hot Water Music, Brand New...

Movies:

300, V for Vendetta, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Meet the Parents, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Bond Movies, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, American Psycho, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Back to the Future, Dr. Strangelove, Napoleon Dynamite, Terminator, T2, Predator, The Big Lebowski, Officespace, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Matrix 1,2,3, Ernest Goes Straight to Video, Bloodsport, Bloodsport 2, Kickboxer, Lionheart, Reservoir Dogs, Real Genius, Super Troopers, Supersize Me, The Black Samurai (I am serious)...

Television:

LOST, The Office!, Modern Marvels, Family Guy, Simpsons, Good Eats, pretty much anything on the History channel or Discovery. F1 & WRC... How the fuck do people watch NASCAR? Ugh...

Books:

Nietzsche.

Heroes:

My mom, Ayrton Senna, Patrick Bateman, VTEC/VANOS, Greg Graffin.

My Blog

Duck Rescue!

So at work today around 10am, Phill comes over to my desk to tell me that a bunch of ducklings have fallen into a drainage inlet in our office parking lot. I of course assume Phill is full of shit, bu...
Posted by Matthew" on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:54:00 PST

Survey as hell!

1. How tall are you barefoot? 6'1 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Nah, only shot up. 3. Do you own a gun? I own 2... I can't wear long sleeve shirts though. Still waiting on my concealed carry perm...
Posted by Matthew" on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST

Night classes...

Taking a Financial Accounting class from 7:15-10:05 on a Monday night, is not a good idea.
Posted by Matthew" on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:07:00 PST