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Teejay

Suddenly everyone was run over by a truck.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Movies:

Bittorrent.

Television:

Bittorrent.

Books:

The exaggerated accounts of true-life events, PDFs, the MIT guide to lockpicking, The secret language of birthdays, McSweeney's lists, Children's books for adults, Adult books for children.

Heroes:



My Blog

A note on my name and what to call me.

My real name is James Timothy Wallace Jr. Hi there.When my family decided to start calling me a nickname, the obvious "J.T." was already taken by my father (see the Jr. there). So they switched it aro...
Posted by Teejay on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:47:00 PST

Someone help me use my pool this summer.

In one month. I will be having a pool party.  Yes June 16It's a Saturday.You should come if you like pools, swimming and the like.The zipcode is 19454 to give you an approximate location.The real...
Posted by Teejay on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:26:00 PST

Aruba

I took this short video around 8:00 AM Monday morning, then I went and swam on the ocean. I also got sunburned for the first time in my life. That sucked. ...
Posted by Teejay on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

I am strangely attracted to the Snorg Tees chick.

Not the "cute" pale brunette one. But the goofy-looking one with her mouth constantly open. I'm sure you've seen her in the "I [heart] [lamp]" shirt. I imagine she laughs in a "uh-HUHR uh-HUHR" fashi...
Posted by Teejay on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST

Memories from high school.

Scaphism, also known as the boats, is an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped (or hollowed) out".The nak...
Posted by Teejay on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

To a couple ex-valentines of mine

To a couple ex-valentines of mine:I find it very confusing that you're my sidekick and my arch-nemesis both at once. I know I love you, but I think I don't like you very much. Well not so much anymore...
Posted by Teejay on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST