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DANNY! (aka DANNY!)

You DO NOT want to step into DANNY!'s house....You could get HURT...

About Me

DANNY! SAYS:

"ALWAYS PAY YOUR DEBTS!"


DANNY! SAYS:

"First you get the money. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the woman. That's why you've gotta make your own moves."

DANNY! SAYS:

"PROTECT AMERICA
KILL ALL FUCKIN' TERRORISTS!"

DANNY! SAYS:

"Delve into DANNY!'s private thoughts and dreams in this revealing questionnaire. You will learn why the whole world loves DANNY!"


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: DANNY!
Birthday: June 27, 1976
Birthplace: Jersey City, NJ
Current Location: Fresno County, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Is Bald a color? DANNY!'s dandruff is an off-white
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right...although DANNY! can jerk off with both hands
Your Heritage: DANNY! bleeds Red, White and Blue...and Gravy!
The Shoes You Wore Today:' DANNY! wore flip flops
Your Weakness: Hot Girls with NO Clothes on...DANNY! knows he's weak but DANNY! doesn't give a fuck
Your Fears: Midget Vampires, Ugly chicks who won't take "NO" for an answer, Rosie O' Donnell
Your Perfect Pizza: A large pie topped with another large pie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: DANNY! has to kick his masturbation addiction
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What's Instant Messenger?
Thoughts First Waking Up: SHIT...DANNY! wet the bed again!
Your Best Physical Feature: The Jungle of Hair on DANNY!'s Ass
Your Bedtime: When the strip club kicks DANNY! out at closing time
Your Most Missed Memory: Surprise birthday parties...DANNY!'s worthless fuckin friends have never thrown him a surprise party! Just because DANNY! never threw one for them should not matter!
Pepsi or Coke: DANNY! tops off his Whiskey with some Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds...DANNY!'s blood pressure skyrockets everytime he sees The Golden Arches on the Highway
Single or Group Dates: Group...DANNY! performs better with a large group of people around, if you know what Danny! means [haha] ... You do know what Danny! means, right? I'M TALKIN ABOUT GROUP SEX, YOU FUCKIN DUMBASSES!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No...but DANNY! does second hand smoke two packs a day
Do you Swear: What the fuck kinda question is that, motherfucker?
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: If by daily you mean monthly, then NO! Bi-monthly sounds right
Have you Been in Love: Are you kidding? DANNY! loves himself on a nightly basis!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, Done that. DANNY! fuckin hated it...DANNY! wants a refund
Do you want to get Married: Only to a woman who will desire sex every single night, no exceptions...In other words, DANNY! wants to marry a Whore!
Do you belive in yourself: What do you think? Take a wild guess? Danny! is an American Hero!
Do you get Motion Sickness: In a car, yes...when DANNY!'s riding bareback on some hot chick, Yes again!
Do you think you are Attractive: DANNY! IS GORGEOUS!
Are you a Health Freak: DANNY! is 250 lbs of Muscle and Blubber...of course he's a Health Freak!
Do you get along with your Parents: Absolutely!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell, yeah
Do you play an Instrument: DANNY! used to be an awesome Piano Player!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: When DANNY! drove to his last job interview
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoking is bad for you...the only smoke DANNY! inhales is car exhaust when he's stuck in traffic. Wait, that's alot worse, isn't it?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Living live to the fullest is all the drug DANNY! needs...and heroin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, but it ended badly...DANNY! doesn't go all the way on the first date. DANNY!'s a good Christian boy.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only so the pre-teen girls can "blossom" faster...DANNY! considers it a public service
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell, no! DANNY! still has 10 months on his modeling contract
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: The last girl DANNY! slept with smelled kinda "fishy"
In the past month have you been on Stage: Life is a stage! Somebody is always judging you
In the past month have you been Dumped: DANNY! doesn't get dumped...he does the dumping. DANNY! needs to take a dump right now.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm naked at every possible moment
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The Hearts of Every Woman who visits DANNY!'s profile page
Ever been Drunk: DANNY! is drunk on the knowledge that he can have any woman he wants! Always!
Ever been called a Tease: DANNY! likes to wear Lowriders to show off his hairy buttcrack
Ever been Beaten up: In high school, but they stopped when they saw that DANNY! started to have an orgasm
Ever Shoplifted: DANNY! is wanted in 7 states
How do you want to Die: Peacefully in bed under a blanket of Hot Naked Blondes with Big Phony Boobs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Prison Inmate...DANNY! wants to get locked away and get married to a 400lb redneck named Otis. DANNY! wants to be Otis's sweet-ass bitch.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan...the girls there just accept what's about to happen to them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: DANNY! doesn't care...as long as they're Real Eyeballs and not Glass Eyeballs
Favourite Hair Color: On the head or pubes? DANNY! likes "natural" blondes
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'5" to 6'...short chicks should only be seen in carnivals
Weight: Slim and Athletic...like DANNY! himself
Best Clothing Style: Anything that can be easily torn off
Number of Drugs I have taken: Are you a cop?
Number of CDs I own: iTunes all the way, baby
Number of Piercings: Does DANNY!'s anus count as a piercing? It's a hole, isn't it?
Number of Tattoos: DANNY! can shave his back hair into the shape of his DICK!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: DANNY! regrets writing all of this retarded Bullshit on this Survey...Life should be taken Seriously with NO Enjoyment Whatsoever!!!
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My Interests


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DANNY!'S FAVORITE QUOTES:

"Dante once said that the hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in a period of moral crisis maintain their neutrality."

"In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility — I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it — and the glow from that fire can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man."

— John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th President of The United States
Born: 05/29/1917
Died: 11/22/1963

"Even though the realms of religion and science in themselves are clearly marked off from each other, nevertheless there exist between the two strong reciprocal relationships and dependencies.

The situation may be expressed by an image: Science without Religion is lame, Religion without Science is blind."

— Albert Einstein
German physicist
Born: 03/14/1879
Died: 04/18/1955

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

— Benjamin Franklin
American inventor, journalist, printer, diplomat, and statesman
Born: 01/17/1706
Died: 04/17/1790

"Never give in --- never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."

— Sir Winston Churchill, Speech given at Harrow School (10/29/1941)
British politician; Prime Minister of The United Kingdom (1940-1945 & 1951-1955)
Born: 11/30/1874
Died: 01/24/1965)

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

— Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of The United States
Speech at the Sorbonne, Paris (April 23, 1910)— "Citizenship in a Republic"
Born: 10/27/1858
Died: 01/06/1919

DANNY! SAYS:

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION!"

BUSINESS --- DANNY! KNOWS HOW TO MAKE MONEY

Info-prenuer --- (Writing, Website Building, Affiliate Marketing and e-Commerce), Electrician, Business Investor (Warren Buffet Style!)

SELF-DEFENSE --- DANNY! KNOWS HOW TO KICK ASS

Semi-Automatics, Western Boxing, Hand-to-Hand Close Quarter Combat

HOBBIES --- DANNY! KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN

Reading (Fiction & Non-Fiction), Movies, Exercise (Isometric & Body Weight), Travel, Helicopters, Boats, White Water Rafting, Photography...

And, of course, WOMEN! --- YES, DANNY! KNOWS ALL ABOUT LOVIN' THE LADIES TOO!

I'd like to meet:

People who are FUN!

DANNY! hates motherfuckas who are determined to shit on his good time!

DANNY! only chills with people who DO NOT bore the hell out of him with all of their bullshit problems.

DO NOT confuse DANNY! with Oprah or Dr. Phil...last time he looked, DANNY! didn't have a BLACK-neck or a RED-neck!

Enjoy viewing DANNY!'s artistic & sensitive side in this OUTSTANDING Super-Cool Slide Show!

Observe how DANNY! shows his softer side but still manages to avoid turning into a HOMO!


DANNY! SAYS:

"KITTENS ARE ADORABLE!"

Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 75% Green Lantern 75% Spider-Man 70% Hulk 65% Catwoman 60% The Flash 55% Supergirl 50% Superman 50% Robin 45% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Your results:
You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 83% Venom 82% Mr. Freeze 81% Lex Luthor 75% Dr. Doom 73% Magneto 72% Juggernaut 69% Dark Phoenix 59% Kingpin 59% The Joker 57% Green Goblin 53% Catwoman 50% Two-Face 45% Riddler 39% Mystique 37% Poison Ivy 29% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche, Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition.Don't let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation of dated forms and ideas, you will strike on something that passes as remotely new, and people WILL be into it on the basis of how hip it is alone. Also, the average espresso drinker looks up to you.

Friedrich Nietzsche


100%

Miyamoto Musashi


75%

Jesus Christ


67%

C.G. Jung


58%

O.J. Simpson


50%

Dante Alighieri


50%

Sigmund Freud


42%

Elvis Presley


42%

Stephen Hawking


33%

Adolf Hitler


33%

Steven Morrissey


25%

Charles Manson


25%

Mother Teresa


17%

Hugh Hefner


0%
What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You?
created with QuizFarm.comYour results:
You are Jean-Luc Picard Jean-Luc Picard 85% Spock 82% Worf 70% Data 63% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 50% Will Riker 45% Chekov 40% Deanna Troi 35% Mr. Sulu 35% James T. Kirk (Captain) 30% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 30% Geordi LaForge 25% Beverly Crusher 25% Uhura 20% Mr. Scott 20% A lover of Shakespeare and other
fine literature. You have a decisive mind
and a firm hand in dealing with others.
Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz

You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

DANNY! SAYS:

"300 IS A MAN'S MOVIE!"

DANNY! SAYS:

"THE SIMPSONS RULE!"


Music:

DANNY! KNOWS THE BEST MUSIC THAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:

DANNY! loves the OLDIES...The Music DANNY! grew up on:

Johnny Cash ... Earth, Wind & Fire ... The Delfonics ... The Stylistics ... The Four Tops ... The Commadores ... Marvin Gaye ... Smoky Robinson ... The Bee-Gees ... Kool & The Gang ... The Supremes ... Heat Wave ... Jimi Henrix ... Louie B. Armstrong ... Elvis Presley (Before Vegas!)


DANNY! really likes Early Rap:

Grandmaster Flash ... Run DMC ... Tone Loc ...Public Enemy

Movies:

DANNY! KNOWS THE BEST MOVIES THAT YOU SHOULD WATCH:

MARTIN SCORSESE FILMS!

Mean Streets ... Taxi Driver ... Raging Bull ... The Color of Money ... The Last Temptation of Christ ... Goodfellas ... Cape Fear ... Casino ... Gangs of New York ... The Aviator ... The Departed

Action/Adventure:

FIGHT CLUB ... Kill Bill ... Coffy ... Die Hard (all of them) ... Dirty Harry ... Casino Royale ... 300 ... Grindhouse ... Sin City ... The Lord of the Rings Trilogy ... The Pirates Of The Caribbean Trilogy ... From Dusk Till Dawn ... Blade ... Natural Born Killers ... True Romance ... Kalifornia ... Freeway ... Lethal Weapon ... Lucky Number Slevin ... True Lies

Danny's Personal Favorite -- RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK ... Danny! wanted to be Indiana Jones when he was a kid!

Martial Arts:

Fists of Fury ... Enter the Dragon ... Shogun Assassin (aka Lone Wolf & Cub) ... Lady Snowblood ... Hero ... House of Flying Daggers ... Fists of Legend ... The Last Dragon (Bruce LeRoy!) ... Ghost Dog- The Way of the Samurai ... 'The Samurai Trilogy' ...Shogun - miniseries ... The Seven Samurai

All Films By Akira Kurosawa -- A Fistful of Dollars, The Magnificent Seven and The Original Star Wars Trilogy were inspired by Kurosawa films!

Gangsters:

Reservoir Dogs ... The Godfather Parts I, II and III (Yes! I like Part 3) ... Pulp Fiction ...Once Upon A Time In America ... SCARFACE!

DANNY! Really Loves THE UNTOUCHABLES!

War:

Saving Private Ryan ... Platoon ... Apocalypse Now ... Full Metal Jacket ... Flags of our Fathers ... Letter from Iwo Jima ... The Thin Red Line ... The Deer Hunter

Horror:

Seven ... The Exorcist ... The Evil Dead ... Hostel ... The Thing (1982) ... Audition ... The Silence of the Lambs ... A Nightmare on Elm Street ... Creepshow ... 28 Days Later ... Carrie ... The Descent ... House on Haunted Hill ... Re-Animator ... The Shining (Jack!)

Western:

Unforgiven ... The Outlaw Josey Wales ... Pale Rider ... Lonesome Dove ... True Grit ... Dances with Wolves ... High Noon ... The Magnificent Seven ... Once Upon A Time In The West ... Fistful of Dollars ... For a Few Dollars More ... The Good, The Bad & the Ugly

Comedy:

Harvey ... Kingpin ... Dumb & Dumber ... There's Something About Mary ... Young Frankenstein ... Blazing Saddles ...Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (A Classic!) ... Team America ... Shaun of the Dead ... South Park ... Summer Rental ... Back to School ... Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... Little Miss Sunshine ... The Marx Brothers ... The Three Stooges

This movie is so BAD, it's funny --- Plan 9 From Outer Space

This movie is so DISGUSTING, it's funny...that is, after you've finished vomiting! DANNY! is NOT JOKING, it's that disgusting!--- Pink Flamingos

This movie is so STUPID, RETARDED, MORONIC & FULL OF LIES, it's very, very, very funny --- An Inconvenient Truth ... Al Gore's "The Sky is Falling" piece of SHIT! Al Gore makes "Plan 9" looked like a work of art.

Sci-Fi:

Alien & Aliens ... Forbidden World ... The Day the Earth Stood Still ... War of the Worlds (Original) ... The Time Machine (Original) ... Minority Report ... Original Star Wars Trilogy (No Special Editions!) ... The Matrix Trilogy (All 3!) ... Total Recall ... Robocop ... Starship Troopers ... Predator ... The Terminator ... 2001: A Space Odyssey ... Fahrenheit 451 ... Planet of the Apes ... They Live ... V and V: The Final Battle ... Star Trek: Parts I-IV,VI-VIII & X

Drama:

The Hustler ... Rocky, Rocky III & Rocky Balboa ... Heat ... JFK ... Million Dollar Baby ... A Perfect World ... Braveheart ... Titanic ... American Beauty ... Man Bites Dog ... Mystic River ... The Shawshank Redemption ... The Ten Commandments ... Ben-Hur ... The Usual Suspects (Who Is Keyser Söze?)

Ikiru -- A Great Akira Kurosawa Film!

Animated:

Akira ... Ghost in a Shell ... Ninja Scroll ... Golgo 13 ... The Incredibles ... The Iron Giant ... Shrek ... The Prince of Egypt ... Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Don't Laugh! --- The Secret of NIMH ... An American Tail ... Pinocchio ... Dumbo ... Fantasia ... The Lion King

Musicals:

The Sound of Music ... Mary Poppins ... Chicago ... Oliver! ... Singin' in the Rain ... Hairspray ... The Rocky Horror Picture Show ... The Road to Morocco ... Gentlemen Prefer Blonds ... Paint Your Wagon ... West Side Story ... Grease ... Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Television:

DANNY! KNOWS THE BEST TV SHOWS THAT YOU SHOULD WATCH:

Most Network TV shows SUCK ASS & BALLS!

However, DANNY! has been watching:

The Shield ... Battlestar Gallactica (New Series) ... Rescue Me ... Family Guy ... The Simpsons ... South Park ... The Sopranoes ... 24 ... MAD TV

DANNY! still watches old TV shows:

OZ ... Married with Children ... Cheers ... Seinfeld ... 3rd Rock From the Sun ... The Twilight Zone (Original) ... Star Trek (Original and Next Generation)

Books:

DANNY! KNOWS THE BEST BOOKS THAT YOU SHOULD READ:

Reading Fiction is DANNY!'s First True Passion --- Movies is his Second.

DANNY!'s One And Only Regret in life is that he didn't become a writer in his youth but DANNY! is in the process of fixing that.

DANNY! has read too many books to name them all (Close to 300!) but these are some of DANNY!'s favorite authors:

George R.R. Martin ... J.R.R. Tolkien ... Peter F. Hamilton ... Richard K. Morgan ... Jack Ketchum ... Richard Laymon ... Stephen King ... Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child ... Michael Crichton ... David Morrell ... Orson Scott Card ... John Connolly ... Robert Jordan ... Bill Watterson

Robert Greene (The 33 Strategies of War)...Peyton Quinn (Real Fighting)...Yamamoto Tsuentomo (Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai and Bushido: The Way of the Samurai)...Miyamoto Musashi (A Book of Five Rings)...Sun Tzu (The Art of War)

DANNY! has found alot of great writers on MYSPACE...check DANNY!'s friends list. If DANNY! could, he would buy every one of those Sons of Bitches a Beer!

Heroes:

DANNY! KNOWS THE BEST HEROES THAT YOU SHOULD LOOK UP TO:

Mel Blanc ... Robert De Niro ... Bruce Lee ... Clint Eastwood ... George S. Patton ... Michael Jordan ... NY Yankees (1996-2000) ... John Wayne ... Vincent Price ... William Shatner ... Leonard Nimoy ... and, of course, DANNY! Himself!

The Men and Women in the Army, Navy, Airforce and Marines! They are LIVING HEROES! Too many Americans have their heads buried up their own ass and they're too FUCKIN STUPID to realize the sacrifice these people make for our country. These people have prevented Another 9/11 from happening!

And last, but not least, DANNY!'s FATHER (RIP: 11/5/98) &
DANNY!'s GRANDFATHER (RIP: 5/31/93)

My Blog

Calvin & Hobbes (August 2007  Sundays) **Syndication**

August 5, 2007August 12, 2007August 19, 2007August 26, 2007...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:48:00 PST

HOLY SHIT!!!!! I’ll Never Eat Chinese Again!

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: LosDate: Aug 23, 2007 9:10 AMA Chinese man who had the world's biggest hand is hoping for a normal life after undergoing surgery.Liu Hua, 24, ...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:50:00 PST

Some More Freakin’ Words of Wisdom!

These are excerpts from 8,789 Words of Wisdom by Barbara Ann Kipfer that I picked out at random:*  Don't be too open-minded.*  If things do not feel right, take time to think and seek improv...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

Great Message on the Importance of "Choice"

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Adree DeSanti™Date: Aug 20, 2007 2:35 PM?Daily Optimism - Power of "NO"Finding Freedom In No (taken from an email someone sent to me...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST

We Must Win The War On Terror!

One of my favorite writers is Orson Scott Card.  You may recognize him as the author of the great sci-fi/military novel Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead and several more sequels.When Card isn't...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST

Less time on MySpace

Hey!I've been pretty busy recently.  Business has picked up for me in my Electrical and Internet Business and I'm not spending as much time on MySpace that I used to.So that means less blogs and ...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

Some More Freakin Words of Wisdom!

These are excerpts from 8,789 Words of Wisdom by Barbara Ann Kipfer that I picked out at random:*  Everything has its price.*  A great marriage does not bind the two people but sets them fre...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:44:00 PST

Some More Freakin Words of Wisdom!

These are excerpts from 8,789 Words of Wisdom by Barbara Ann Kipfer that I picked out at random:*  Marriage is not the difficult part, it is the living together that is hard.*  Praise is alw...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

Calvin & Hobbes (July 2007  Sundays) **Syndication**

July 8, 2007July 15, 2007July 22, 2007July 29, 2007...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST

Some More Freakin’ Words of Wisdom!

These are excerpts from 8,789 Words of Wisdom by Barbara Ann Kipfer that I picked out at random:*  You'll make fewer mistakes by trusting other people than by distrusting them.*  Go as far a...
Posted by DANNY! (aka DANNY!) on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST