Loli Clown

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Hello, I'm Misty Rose the Gothic Lolita Clown, aka LoliClown; and welcome to MY most wonderful dream, a.k.a, YOUR worst nightmare!
I'm an 18 year old female who's lived in the San Francisco Bay area throughout my whole life. It's my home, therefore, I feel I have the right to terrorize it with my clownish charm!
Common words used to describe me are: Devilish, Rude, Risqué, Pretty, Mean, Crazy, Creepy, Bitchy, Impolite, Vulgar, Obscene, Sickly, Raunchy, Grungy, Savage, Malicious, Appalling, Scary, Insane ........what can I say, I'm perfect!
A little history about me:
Ever since I was a little girl my dream has been to scare people. it even says in my baby book "loves to scare and be scared." - My mother was correct when she wrote that. I've always gotten such pleasure from watching people scream and cry in terror- it's basically what I live for.
I've always loved Halloween/Samhain for that exact reason. It's the night where everyone releases their evil and wicked side without being labeled as socially awkward. For me, I guess one night has never been enough! I'm always ready to haunt and scare, I suppose it's just in my blood! After all, I didn't come from the most "normal" of families. Having white face sporting goths for parents in the 90's and all. Even though white face is a dead art form in the goth community today, it's still very alive in the clown community!
I also do art!
-and have been since I was young. My medium is whatever I wish it to be- paint, pencils, pens/ink, blood, saliva, plants, bones, and graphic design. I'm experienced with all, though, I prefer to use pencils and ink in combination. When I paint, I usually use oils and acrylic, and occasionally watercolors. I even do some graphic design, but prefer more traditional methods. Almost all artwork that I show here on my profile is either sold or for-sale unless I state otherwise, or if it's from my sketchbook. Below is a sample of some of the work I do.
If you wish to use my artwork for something please let me know! I hate it when I find my artwork used without permission!
My Real Name is Misty Rose.
I'm very short, standing at only 5'1"!!!
I've been dying my hair since before I was 8 years old.
I'm studying to become an arachnologist (the study of arachnids).Mostly because I absolutely LOVE spiders.
I have a HUGE phobia of gaining weight, so I'm a bit of a health food junky- though, candy will always be a healthy food in my diet.
I have a multitude of medical problems, both psycholgical and physical.
Because of my many health issues, I've spent about 90% of my life in the ER or admitted in the hospital.
I find hospitals to be comforting; nostalgia instantly hits my mind when medical things are mentioned around me.
Usually when I'm in the emergency room, I rummage through the medical supply drawers and cabinets searching for new items to add to my medical supply collection. I've been doing this ever since I was a little girl.
I have a vial of human blood which I wear around my neck at all times for good luck. It contains 5 drops of blood from each one of my closest friends.
Everyday, at 4:00pm, is tea time. I sit and have delicious strawberry tea and milk with my cats. It helps out with stress, and I suppose it could be considered a form of meditation for me.
I HATE HATE HATE talking on the phone! I usually do anything to avoid it! I DO have a cell phone, but use it only for business calls or emergency, I fail to understand why people enjoy chatting for hours on their cell phone when they could be out having an adventure!
I prefer cold weather over hot weather. I especially love the rain and splashing in puddles!
I like to organize things, but because I own so many things it become a bit difficult at times.
I have four cats and two rats, and I love them dearly. I really wish to add a cobalt blue tarantula to the family. (Tell me if you know any breeders!)
I make a lot of the clothes I wear.
I'm an amazing cook! I enjoy it aswell, so c'mon over and I'll cook you sumthin' tasty!
I collect porcelain dolls, including harlequin and clown dolls; many people have told me that they're afraid to walk in my room out of fear that the dolls are watching them- fucking dumbasses..
I'm a practitioner of Celtic wicca.
One day, I'll have the best "FREAK SHOW" on earth!
Though it may not be possible, I would have loved to meet Edward Gorey. I'm terribly heartbroken at the fact that I didn't get to meet him before his recent death. ='(
I like to meet new, fun, interesting individuals!
Such as:
Lolitas, otherhauntclowns, artists, musicians, rat lovers, dolls, models, witches, wiccans, pagans, magick users, theater performers, opera singers, ballerinas, circus freaks, carnies, goths, metal heads, decorers, ko-gals, sushi chefs, cat-girls, playboy bunnies, gogo dancers, strippers, transvestites, Rocky Horror Pictures Show goers, otakus, comic book geeks, starwars nerds, fellow convention goers, nerds/geeks in general, death-rockers, arachnologists or anyone who shares my love for spiders, demonologists, club kids, fashion freaks, out-going people, smart people, trust worthy people, renaissance fair goers, animals rights activists, etcetera, etcetera; basically anyone who can keep me interested, because I get bored fairly quickly.
The people listed below are both living and deceased, so this is more like a "who I would have liked to meet" & "who I'd like to meet" section.
Idols and those who spike my own personal interest:
EDWARD GOREY!!!, Robert Smith, Fairuza Balk, Siouxsie and Budgie, Elvira, Heckles and Twitch, Simon and Garfunkel, Ai Yazawa, Beatrix Potter, Lissa Gerrard and Brendan Perry, Mana, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Dr. Seuss, Smacky The Clown, Robert Jordan, CLAMP, Vladimir Nabokov, Walt Disney, The Grimm Brothers, Hayao Miyazaki, Edgar Allen Poe, Morrissey, Anne Boleyn, Junko Mizuno, Koge Donbo, Lewis Carol, Mark Ryden, Masamune Shirow, Naoko Takeuchi, Nana Kitade, Penelope Farmer, Martin L. Gore, Rei Mikamoto, Richard Adams, William Shakespeare, David Bowie, Rob Zombie, Maria Carla Boscono, Bob Kane & Bill Finger, Richard Scarry, Queen Victoria, Közi, Kenichi Murata,Trevor Brown, Fafi, Camille Rose Garcia, Elodie Lostfish, Gottfried Helnwein, Daniel Martin Diaz, Etsuko Miura, Fiona Hewitt, Nonami Hiroshi.
Certain notorious criminals for artistic influence and educational purposes:
Mary Bell, Theadore Bundy, Charles Manson, Manson's girls', Edward Gein, Karla Homolka, Belle Gunness, Lizzie Borden, The Zodiac Killer, John Wayne Gacy "Bogo The Killer Clown", Adolf Hitler, Jack the Ripper, Albert Fish, Jeff Dahmer, Albert Desalvo, Cary Stayner, Michael Alig, Henry Lee Lucas, and Jack the Ripper.