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Jerk The Jester

CARNIVAL REJECTS PRESENTS JERK THE JESTER

About Me

I'm a simple Jester really. I'm just like any dangerouse, Rejected, armpit sniffing, midgit slinging Jester. I enjoy the simple things in life, If I'm not stomping on your foot to open your mouth for a scream while pulling your toung back and snapping it back puncturing out the back of your throat, then I'm usually making fun of you. Which in a world full of people who will buy pants from American Eagle with holes and wrinkle in them already well then it just isnt that hard.

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My Interests

I have many interests and they include terrorizing unsuspecting idiots ofcorse. But my favorite thing to do is when somone looks at me and thinks oh look a jester lets make fun of em and then by the time I get done turning all their Gay over played jokes on them they go crying back to mommy. After all that's who gave them all their week pathetic jokes. I'm not afraid to put antone in thier place or anything. Even if you are a retard who escaped from the Ronald Mcdonald house cause your suffering from Cancer cause somewhere in your family tree there is a Goat and you just also happen to be a hermaphrodite. I also enjoy the acassional slinky strangle. And ofcorse I love the afternoon drives down the block in my Jestermobile dragging a whole cheerleader squad by their earlobes screaming out my megaphone " I'VE GOT TEAM SPIRIT". Long walks on the beach is not for me. But if you put a elephant on acid who has paranoid delusions, Now that's a fun walk.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Big Bird, Just to see if he really does taste just like chicken.

Music:

Anything that will muffle the SCREAMMMMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

I hate Horror films pshh freakin amateurs. I would never let the chick make it to the front door

Television:

Althoug they are fun to plunge on top of peoples heads they are however even more fun to drop from the top of rollar coasters.

Books:

I'm in a few. Most commonly found in the Dictionary. If you ask me what under I have a T.V waiting for you

Heroes:

Me, Myslef and I. you may think I'm conceded, but let's face it who is better at being JERK than me?