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Dylan

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About Me

Hello! I'm Dylan, and I live in Shiloh, Illinois. I've spent a year at SWIC and a year at SIUE. I'm taking some time off of school right now, but I plan on studying film at SIUC and spending a summer at the New York Film Academy in Los Angeles if possible. I have a wonderful girlfriend named Angie. I'm extremely lucky to have her in my life so if anyone tries to take her from me, i might eat them. I love ska music. I work at Garden Ridge. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Ska, Tostadas, WoW, Ska

I'd like to meet:

Tomas Kalnoky, Conan O'brien, Weird Al Yankovic, Michael J Nelson, Joel Hodgson, MC Bat Commander, Jeff Rosenstock

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Music:

bandits of the acoustic revolution, streetlight manifesto, catch 22, reel big fish, weird al yankovic, the aquabats, green day, the planet smashers, mustard plug, mu330, matt wixson, ben folds, big d and the kids table, dan potthast, el pus, five iron frenzy, the forces of evil, johnny socko, less than jake, the littlest man band, no doubt, outkast, patrick cadaver, the presidents of the united states of america, six hung sprung, the specials, suburban legends, tenacious d, whole wheat bread, the phenomenauts, lax alex contrax, bomb the music industry, the arrogant sons of bitches, potshot, the toasters, harvey danger, the alcoholic freshman, the right aways, save ferris, the know how, men without hats

Movies:

star wars, rocky 1-6, a clockwork orange, the matrix, fight club, harry potter, napoleon dynamite, school of rock, saving silverman, half baked, million dollar baby, anchorman, pirates of the caribbean, baseketball, cannibal the musical, clifford, shaolin soccer, kung fu hustle, evil dead 2, army of darkness, mallrats, chasing amy, clerks, dogma, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, kill bill, jackie brown, back to the future, lord of the rings, big fish, bill and ted, beavis and butthead do america, romeo and juliet, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, charlie and the chocolate factory, heavyweights, ghostbusters, surf ninjas, teenage mutant ninja turtles, dumb and dumber, the jacket, batman, batman begins, superman, it, speed, the good the bad and the ugly, equilibrium, office space, the shining, saw, groundhog day, the 40 year old virgin, wedding crashers, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, MST3k: the movie, dirty work, beetlejuice, capote

Television:

LOST!, prison break, seinfeld, mystery science theater 3000, the office, chappelles show, the daily show, attack of the show, x-play,

Books:

harry potter, 1984, prey, fight club

Heroes:

tomas kalnoky, jared weston, sam jackson, rocky balboa, cooge

My Blog

The Future (in loving memory of Jen Kramer)

OK, first thing's first. 1) I know "the future" isn't an original title for anything. but this is gonna be about the future, so it's unoriginally perfect. so fuck you. 2) Jennifer Kramer is alive and ...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:21:00 PST

A Long Night

I just had quite an interesting night. CJ came over in the evening just in time to catch most of Hollow Man 2. what a piece of shit that was. i'm glad i work at a place that allows me to see the worst...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:32:00 PST