If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
Adam Wainwright
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, 3 Doors Down, A.F.I., Against Me!, Active Hero, Alkaline Trio, Anberlin, Anna Nalick, Apex Theory, The Aquabats, Aqualung, The Arcade Fire, The Ataris, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Beck, Ben Folds (Five), Ben Harper, Berry, The Black Dahlia Murder, Blackalicious, Blindside, Blink 182, Bomb the Music Industry!, Bright Eyes, Bush, Cake, Catch 22, Chevelle, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, Coheed & Cambria, Cold, Coldplay, Common, Copeland, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Cursive, Dan Potthast, Danger Doom, The Darkest Hour, The Darkness, Dashboard Confessional, David Gray, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberists, deftones, Desaparecidos, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Disturbed, Dream Theater, Duncan Sheik, Eagle Eye Cherry, The Early November, The Eels, El Pus, Elton John, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Evanescence, Everclear, Faith No More, Fastball, Finch, Fiona Apple, Five Iron Frenzy, Flickerstick, Franz Ferdinand, From Autumn To Ashes, Frou Frou, Future Leaders of the World, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Green Day, He Is Legend, Immortal Technique, Incubus, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, Jamiroquai, Jay-Z, Jets To Brazil, Jimmy Eat World, John Legend, Kanye West, Keane, The Killers, The Kills, Kings of Leon, Less Than Jake, The Littlest Man Band, Lostprophets, Mae, Marcy Playground, Mesh Stl, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, MU330, Muse, No Doubt, NOFX, Nonpoint, Norah Jones, Of Montreal, The Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Ours, Outkast, Pantera, Papa Roach, Pedro the Lion, Pete Yorn, The Phenomenauts, The Planet Smashers, The Postal Service, The Presidents of the United States of America, The Promise Ring, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Reel Big Fish, Rehab, The Rightaways, The Rocket Summer, The Roots, Rufio, Sage Francis, Saves the Day, Seether, Sevendust, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Sonic Youth, The Spill Canvas, Stabbing Westward, Starsailor, Static X, Static Lullaby, Streetlight Manifesto, The Strokes, Sublime, Suburban Legends, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Tantric, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Tenacious D, Thrice, Thursday, Trapt, The Traveling Wilburys, TRUSTcompany, Unwritten Law, The Used, The Verve, The Wallflowers, Weezer, Weird Al Yankovic, The White Stripes, Whole Wheat Bread, William Shatner,
We'll just go with what DVDs I own:About Schmidt, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Airheads, American History X, Antitrust, Antwone Fisher, As Good As It Gets, Back to the Future, Back to the Future 2, Back to the Future 3, Baseketball, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Being John Malkovich, Ben Folds Five: Complete Sessions At West 54th, Big Fish, Big Trouble, Biodome, Blade, Blade 2, Blade Trinity, Braveheart, The Cable Guy, Cannibal: The Musical, Catch Me If You Can, Changing Lanes, Chapelle's Show Season 1, Chapelle's Show Season 2, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Closer, Collateral, The Crow, The Crow: City of Angels The Crow: Salvation, Cruel Intentions, Dante's Peak, The Devil's Advocate, Die Another Day, Dirty Work, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Dumb & Dumber, Earth Girls Are Easy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fallen, Fight Club, Final Destination, Final Destination 2, Forrest Gump, Freddie Got Fingered, Full Metal Jacket, Garden State, Godsend, Half Baked, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, High Fidelity, Hook, Incubus: The Morning View Sessions, Insomnia, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Joe Somebody, John Q, Kill Bill Volume 1, Kill Bill Volume 2, Kung Pow, The Ladykillers, Little Big League, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Mallrats, The Mask, The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded, The Matrix: Revolutions, Me, Myself, and Irene, Memento, Mighty Ducks, D2: The Mighty Ducks, D3: The Mighty Ducks, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Minority Report, Miracle, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, Mulholland Dr., Napoleon Dynamite, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, One Hour Photo, 187, Orange County, The Patriot, Paycheck, Phonebooth, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Planet Smashers: 10, Private Parts, Pulp Fiction, The Recruit, Remember the Titans, Reservoir Dogs, Road to Perdition, Romeo & Juliet, Rules of Engagement, Saving Private Ryan, Saving Silverman, Saw, Scarface, School of Rock, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Spaceballs, Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode 3: Reveng of the Sith, Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode 5: the Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jedi, Suburban Legends: Season 1, Tommy Boy, Training Day, UHF, The Usual Suspects, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, X-Men, X-Men 2
Any football or baseball game, Wrestling, Sportscenter, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Family Guy
Kurt Vonnegut- Breakfast of Champions, Nick Hornby- High Fidelity
-Dylan -Dylan -Dylan -Dylan -and Dylan, because he spits hot fire.