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**MrBoffo**

Yer lost ain't ya?? No? Okay. Immediate seating in the Mezzanine.

About Me

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You Are a Conservative Democrat
Frankly, the way most other Democrats behave embarasses you greatly.
You pride yourself on a high level of morals, and you have a good grasp on right and wrong.
It's likely you think America needs to get back to its conservative, Juedo-Christian values.
Why aren't you a Republican then? Because you believe the goverment helps more than hurts. What's Your Political Persuasion?
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
Disorder
Rating
Paranoid Disorder : High
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : High
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shane
Birthday: June 3rd 1966
Birthplace: Presque Isle, ME
Current Location: in the Upper Valley, NH
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5-7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-o!
Your Heritage: Basic Western European-the UK, French, Dutch, Italian, etc.
The Shoes You Wore Today: None! But usually Dexters or cheap sneakers.
Your Weakness: Hmmm fatty foods, procrastination, etc. you know.
Your Fears: Hmmmm. Massive career failure? Huge Cities? Dying of a nasty disease? The usual.
Your Perfect Pizza: Loaded with the works. Hamburger is good.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Started work on that Master's finally.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lmao or :-P
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn where did the night go?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes prob.
Your Bedtime: About 10-11-ish pm.
Your Most Missed Memory: Growing up on the farm.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke by far.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McRoach if need be, not a fast fooder.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla like me.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: Hate it. NO!
Do you Swear: All too much.
Do you Sing: HAW no I spare both myself and others.
Do you Shower Daily: Sure.
Have you Been in Love: Yuppers.
Do you want to go to College: Did that, working on it, work in one.
Do you want to get Married: Don't care. Don't do it unless yer sure and take it 100% seriously if so.
Do you belive in yourself: Not enough but hey that's life.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sure.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm average-ish and I know it.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, but by default maybe more than I think.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A little.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing save Claritan-D(TM)...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sort of....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: And ? Been to a Wal-mart too. *shrugs*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: HAW no, do that and I wind up looking like an oreo.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hate it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In Winter in NH in January....seriously.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Sure.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah youngest of three...
Ever Shoplifted: Yes as an idiotic teen ager.
How do you want to Die: At 80 of natural causes w/ the family around.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am like it or not already.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland or Kazakhstan or Freedonia. Gotta love Groucho.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Darker
Short or Long Hair: longer
Height: over 5' to about mine? not too picky there.
Weight: Average to stocky to slender. Again see above.
Best Clothing Style: Casual is good.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. I don't like poison.
Number of CDs I own: Over 150
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Some.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Your Deadly Sins


Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. How Sinful Are You?
You Are Teal Green
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?..Jung Explorer Test
Actualized type: INFJ
(who you are)

INFJ - "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality. 1.5% of total population. Preferred type: INFJ
(who you prefer to be)

INFJ - "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality. 1.5% of total population. Attraction type: ENFJ
(who you are attracted to)

ENFJ - "Persuader". Outstanding leader of groups. Can be aggressive at helping others to be the best that they can be. 2.5% of total population.
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have high neuroticism.
It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
You've Changed 48% in 10 Years
You've done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you're still the same person.
You're clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but it hasn't changed you. How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?
You Are Most Like Bill Clinton
No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you'd like.
But even though you've done some questionable things, you're still loved by almost all. What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
Your Linguistic Profile::
45% General American English
40% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

My Interests

Lots of things. Primarily of late: reading bios, history, following baseball(Red Sox and Cubs), Football(Broncos), hiking (now up to 41 of NH's 48 4000' peaks), travel, pop culture trivia, movies, etc. I tend to like older genre movies, books, TV, etc. Just a habit I think.If I do add ya, it's more likely than not it's just a casual 'hiya--thought your profile was neat' or whatever, that's after all what this site is for, or so I've seen.Instant messenger stuff: [email protected] [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

Well I donno, depends on what you mean by 'meet'. Meet for real? Meet ..? Meet as chat-pals or friends or more? I am mostly on here for the chat-pal routine, but of Course I'm open to 'more'. Depends on who it is, what they want, what they're like, whether we got anything in common, you know? I'm straight, semi-conventional and not really what you'd call off the deep end about much. I have always viewed .. stuff as something to approach real carefully, keeping your options open and use yer common sense. And have fun along the way, too!

My Friend Space
I have several friends.

Tishy

Vicky

Lauren

Alliee

Alex

BDragon

Stan and Ollie

Jack Benny

Mr Sinatra

Amanda

Liz

Myrna Loy

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Music:

Love the 50's acts like Elvis, 60's acts like the Dave Clark Five and Beach Boys, 70's and 80's top 40 stuff is really up my alleyway too. Always been a huge fan of Mellencamp, Springsteen, Seger, etc. Heck I ALSO am hideously NON-PC in that I will listen to John Denver, Winger, ABBA, the Monkees and lord knows WHAT else. I have no defence save to say I listen to what I like and that's that. Very sad I know.
You Are An INFJ
The Protector

You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.
You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.

You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher. What's Your Personality Type?

Movies:

Bruckheimer blow-ups ala the Rock and Armageddon, classics ala The Third Man or the Searchers or Star Wars(back when Lucas could write AND direct), silents and adventure things ala Gunga Din or the Four Feathers, etc. You know the drill. Turner Classic Movies is a fave here.

Television:

ESPN, the History Channel, the News, TCM, etc etc. I HATE reality TV, I stopped watching MTV in '91 and VH-1 5 years ago. Yes I'm over 35 so it's prob for the best......

Books:

John Adams and Truman by McCullough, Watership Down by Richard Adams, any decent history of WWI or the Byzantines or old Hollywood or Bill James type baseball stuff and I'm there. Oh and Mr Boffo as a comic strip rules too. You know it's true.

Heroes:

Lemme see: Justinian and Basileus, Heraclius, Lincoln, most of the WWI and WWII US GI's, etc runs the gamut. Heck I'd even cotton to rooting real hard for folks from Popeye to Rocky Marciano to Walter Cronkite. I'm weird what can I say.

My Blog

2 good new albums by Seger and Mellencamp...

Bob Seger's Face the Promise-the one w/ him sitting on the Harley out in the plains, grey-bearded and grey haired. You know for such an autumnal sounding/looking endeavour, Seger comes off as sounding...
Posted by MrBoffo on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

10 ways to tell its below zero.

..> 10 ways to tell it's below zero.... Body: 1: Your basset is blue.2: Car battery only swears at you in slow motion.3: Icicles crack almost as loud as your bones.4: Can spell 'Mississippi' w/ mou...
Posted by MrBoffo on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

Weird winter!

I am never sure what to think of 'Open Winters' of the like we've got going here. You know-much warmer, much less snow than usual. We usually get hit w/ the first snowfall around say Thanksgiving and ...
Posted by MrBoffo on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

10 Maine Politicos I remember...

Having not lived in Maine for over 10 years now, my grasp of it's current political situation is hit and miss at best. However---if you are interested in what I think of their 'greatest hits' from the...
Posted by MrBoffo on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

3-4 of world's worst jokes....

Okay here goes..   1:  Guy goes into a Doctors. Doctor checks him over and says: sorry Mr. Duval but you've only 5 months to live.  Duval says-I want a second opinion!.  Okay fine ...
Posted by MrBoffo on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST

10 ways to tell that yer beagle has gone bad

10 ways to tell your beagle has gone bad... Body: 1: Holds up 7-11.2: Gets busted for selling cats in a 'white slavery' racket.3: Regurarily sets up idiot neighor basset to shock self by peeing on...
Posted by MrBoffo on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

10 good Elvis Tunes lesser known...

1:  Leaving-'71.  This one is a mournful, end-of the affair kinda song, sung w/ restraint, doesn't sound like much else he ever did.  It managed to scrape into the top 40 for a couple w...
Posted by MrBoffo on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:56:00 PST

10 definitions of 'exploratory Stupidity'...

1: Picking up and moving half ways across the country to be w/ an old flame 'just because' or 'to see how it might work out'.  This is a no no if done prematurely. 2:  Invading another count...
Posted by MrBoffo on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:01:00 PST

10 classic movies worth yer time...

1: You Can't Take it With You-1938. One of those Jimmy Stewart/Frank Capra/Lionel Barrymore things, ala 'Wonderful Life', but set pre-WWII, and for my money, every bit as good. Check it out, you will ...
Posted by MrBoffo on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:05:00 PST

10 resolutions you REALLY can acheive this year.

Yes, it's a list of Ten things you can, truly do, this new year. 1:  Stack your plates w/out watching them crash to the floor. 2:  Scratch your Kat and not get bit. 3:  Utilize lint rol...
Posted by MrBoffo on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST