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About Me

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MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds I am a silly girl who is always on the wrong side of the railroad tracks....who is running to the back door when opportunity is knocking on the front. I am the girl who is to lazy to answer the call waiting when love is calling on the other line.I enjoy people who come up with original phrases that make me laugh like "Ripped Like Jesus" and silly girls that call me Leavey McMoose just after watermelon puckers comes out my nose. I am the kinda girl that you want to know something ask....... I'll answer anything, you just have to have the balls to ask it. I am OCD about a few things Jim Morrison, Dane Cook (Even though he kinda sold out a bit and is way too over commercialized. Go back to your roots dane!!), The Red Sox, Movies and Music. Pet Peeves- People who dont know how to spell or be gramatically correct, people who are self-centered and only think of themselves and have a total lack of concern for who they are stomping on or hurting in the process, people who dont get my humor or witty banter, people who are intolerant or ignorant, girls who use guys for drinks at the bar- buy your OWN damn drinks!, downtown whore girls or people that talk shit or mock others because they arent the standard barbie model pretty, people who think that I am still the person I was in high school - grow up.*****************************************

My Interests

My Interests right now since I am living abroad is to travel Europe as much as possible, enjoy the people I meet and the time I have here. Enjoy being 24 and hopefully at somepoint meet someone special

I'd like to meet:

Anyone! I love meeting new people and learning new things! ; )It would be wicked sweet to meet Brandon Boyd/ Incubus, Jenna Jameson, Dane Cook I would also love to meet any of the Red Sox players or Doug Mientkiewicz (even though he got the shaft and was traded) ******

Music:

First and foremost - Props to all the local bands in the Spfld area - more specifically 4 of my personal faves - THE ROOM, I AM BALLA, PANDEMONIUM AND FEENY- Anyways it really depends on the kind of mood I am in that day or where I am in my life at the time, Right now I cant stop listening to The CULT. The Doors & Incubus are by far my fav bands. I am a music junkie - it makes my world go round *******************************************************

Sarah Vaughn - Whatever Lola Wants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqNLZ_Wx_wA

Movies:

My all time fav's MallRats and Boondock Saints - just cant get enough of those. I LOVE MOVIES!!!!! Especially anything that will make me laugh right out loud. I love comedys- Will Ferrell is hilarious. Also really into the "new classics" like every other girl - i.e. Dirty Dancing, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, and The Breakfast Club.Anything with Jenna Jameson in it is a guaranteed good time! She is so hot!

Television:

I am a geek and I fall asleep every night to either Family Guy or Futurama re-runs.

Books:

I love anything Sandra Brown - a little bit smutty but all around a good read. Iris Johansen,Edith Hamilton,Kerouac and poetry by Blake. ***************************

Heroes:

Julie Newmar;The ONE,The ONLY Catwoman - She is just so statuesque --Betty Paige -- Marilyn Monroe *************************************************

My Blog

I love the Red Sox

I posted these as a bulletin a few days ago but I loved them so much that I wanted to throw them up here too. GO SOX On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to he...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST

TAG ~ Chris made me do it!

Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 11 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 11 people to be tagged, listing their ...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST

Audrey Hepburn

Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness... For lovely eyes, see...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

Ladies That Drink

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXI...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:01:00 PST

Funny IM Convos

A conversation between Fab Larry and I about a mutual girl we know who has NO game when it comes to the opposite sex.... or as I like to call it , Jessica becomes a comedian for a minute! If you dont ...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST

Riddle....

Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a Valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig wh...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST

Inspirational words

Just wanted a spot to keep random quotes/song lyrics/movie phrases that I really like, so here we go: ~ Love cannot save you from your fate - Jim Morrison ~Life Isnt About Finding Yourself...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:24:00 PST

The Spirit of the SuFi

Why I love Dane Cook and want to have his babies!!! If you dont know the SUFI here is a little education for you SU-FI rok on / fuk off If you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The fing...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

Music Lyrics

From time to time I think I Am going to start posting on my blog certain song lyrics that I love or just cant get outta my head. Feel free to post a comment about any of them or add your own to my mix...
Posted by Jess~ A Lost Cause on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST