Krystal Zombie

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I drink Diet Cyanide!
I'm Krystal but my friends call me Krystallia, Krys, or Kryssy(which is just plain gross).
I love my friends even though I might act like a weird prick. I'm just obnoxious but that's why you love me!
I can be really immature sometimes. Gross jokes make me laugh.
I'm not overly girly but I'll wear the occasional dress and eyeliner.
I dig the simpler shit in life.
I think weed should be legal.
I'm for gay rights. Don't like that? Fuck you then.
I love all kinds of music. Except country. Country disturbs me greatly.
Big...
Hair
Is
Love.
I love fashion, especially alternative stuff.
My favourite colours are green, electric blue, orange, black, purple, and grey. Small doses of pink are okay, too.
I love people with wide vocabularies who don't abuse the English language.
I love to draw and write. Nothing makes me happier.
I love photography. I'd really like to get into it but I'd have to save money for a decent camera. With my addiction to expensive coffee drinks and quirky accessories I don't think I'll ever have enough cash.
I have an obsession with zebra stripes and unicorns. Actually I think I love all animal prints.
But I'd never wear real fur.
I'm many things which include:
Obnoxious
Opinionated
Goofy
Weird
Moody
It's your choice to hate or love me. I really don't care if you hate me, though. You can't love everyone.
There are so many things I'd like to do before I die. I really hope I get a chance to do them.
I can't cook well but I'm getting better every time I try. I've mastered the art of stir-frying and frying. It's a start.
I think the world would be a much better place if people could focus on our similarities instead of our differences.
I hate bigoted people.
I hate immature people.
I hate most people.
I love you, though. Yeah right <33333.
I collect anything that reminds me of pirates. I love pirates with all my heart. Blame Pirates of the Caribbean. Or blame the fact that I live in the Caribbean.
I love watching old comedies and silly cartoons.
There will always be a special place in my heart for I Love Lucy and Spongebob Squarepants.
I love dark comedy and campy films.
I do not have a fear of clowns!
1959 Cadillac Hearse= HOT SEX
I was raised with a strong Anglican mother and an Atheist father. I was forced to attend church as a youngun but I've inherited my father's views and I'm a proud atheist. Yes I'm going to hell riding on the devil's cock. Whatever.
I won't bore you with anymore facts. If there's anything else you need to know, ask.
"Life is what you make it. So fuck off and go do something."