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About Me

"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory...will yet swell the chorus...when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature."

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My Interests

Drinking, sleeping, occasionally battling terminal laziness. Turning the other cheek. Wondering how all these holes got in my fence.

Music:

Ennio Morricone, Bowie, R.E.M., Elvis, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, The Smiths, Bernard Hermann, PJ Harvey, Tom Waits, Iggy/The Stooges, Warren Zevon, James Brown, most of Sun Records' artists. Anything good before 1994. I'm astonished at how quickly I've become an old man. It sneaks up on you, kids.

Movies:

Best of 2007: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Zodiac, Grindhouse, The King of Kong.
Perennial faves: Badlands, Psycho, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Buffalo '66, Two-Lane Blacktop, Cockfighter, and anything else by Monte Hellman or starring Warren Oates. Oates and Hellman together? Oh snap.

Television:

"This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise, it is merely lights and wires in a box."-- Edward R. Murrow
"Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want."--Clive Barnes
"...a medium best suited to illumine and dramatize the issues of the times has its product pressed into a mold, painted lily-white, and has its dramatic teeth yanked out one by one."--Rod Serling

Books:

Ian Fleming, Jim Thompson, Steve Ditko, true crime, and that old perv bastard Henry Miller.

Heroes:

"Men are not equal in ability and one can't treat them as if they were.”

My Blog

Dark & Shadowy

The big-screen Dark Shadows adaptation will be written by John August and directed by Tim Burton. This saddens me a little. They're just going to remake the vampire plot (for the 23rd time) and ignore...
Posted by Phil" on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:57:00 PST

RIP Harvey

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Posted by Phil" on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:30:00 PST

I Gotta Stay Home And Grease Weezer

This sounded lame when I heard about it, but damn that Weezer, they're still hooking me. ...
Posted by Phil" on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

"Can yall hep me get a doughnut?"

I just got felt up by a flamingly gay homeless guy while eating lunch at some outside seating. He asked me three times if I could help him get a doughnut. Second time, he touched my arm. Third time, h...
Posted by Phil" on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:34:00 PST

Stomping on the Prime Directive, or Iron Bird Bring Terror From Sky

Today Reuters ran a story about an "uncontacted tribe" (there are around 100 known uncontacted tribes) that was photographed from the air in Brazil. Sorry, but how does hovering over this tribe to pho...
Posted by Phil" on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:30:00 PST

Open Letter To A Skunk In Gettysburg

Dear skunk-I had just gotten through a 12 hour shoot and was steeling myself for the 2.5 hour drive home. I screwed my courage to the sticking place and started down the road that would take me out of...
Posted by Phil" on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:10:00 PST

Birthday gift idea

Mine is 3 months away, but that should give y'all plenty of time to hunt down some Synsepalum dulcificum, "a cranberry-sized West African berry that numbs your sour and bitter tastebuds for a couple o...
Posted by Phil" on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:07:00 PST

2 infomercials, 2 smells, 2 misc.

There are some really weird infomercials on tv in central PA. Actually, as I typed that, I realized the program I'm watching is not just an infomercial, but also a "religious" program. The host is sel...
Posted by Phil" on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:08:00 PST

Unfocused

Bad for me, good for y'all. Cyber-detritus for you to enjoy.I'm enjoying the hell out of revisiting Wiseguy, the show Kevin and I used to watch when we were 19. Man-crushes flew like mad for Vincent...
Posted by Phil" on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:14:00 PST

Im slipping

Used to be I was the guy you'd text or call with any movie/pop ephemera question or fact-check needs. I was there for you. I had the answers. (Sidebar: told you it was 1984, Maraza.)But I'm losing my ...
Posted by Phil" on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:06:00 PST