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CaseyFace

you would too if the sexy devil caught your eye

About Me

I am currently trying to invent an all organic lube (made from the tears of babies).

My Interests

movies, drinking, reading, laughing, writing, drinking some more, being lazy,injesting mass amounts of coffee, yelling obscenities at people, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Keanu reeves to ask him why hes a bag of douche. Brandon Flowers to hump his leg

Music:

uhh, where do i begin? the cds played most frequently in my car are the mars volta.... clutch.... audioslave.... system of a down...deftones...head automatica...at the drive in...lucious jackson...shiney toy guns.... incubus.... the postal service....the killers.... modest mouse.... the shins.... stp....the cardigans....sneaker pimps....judge genius.... secret black society....sola....poor harvey....chevelle....breaking benj....story of the year....a perfect circle....tool....silverchair....old smashing pumpkins....damien rice.... john mayer....alicia keys( my make-believe black girlfriend)....erikah badu....laryn hill....india arie....joss stone....james brown....ray charels....frank sinatura....stevie ray vaughn....silversun pickups....flyleaf...the black crowes...curtis mayfield...muse...things along that line.

Movies:

I am typically a movie snob meaning that i like my mind to be stimulated during what i watch, but sometimes you just need a cheesey/guilty pleasure movie...............usual suspects....boondock saints....love me if you dare....garden state....snatch....lock stock and two smoking barrels....im obsessed with anything by wes anderson....my life without me....clueless....what dreams may come....bourne identity/supremacy....heist....the score....the thomas crown affair(both old and new)....breakfast at tiffanys....sebrina(hepburn)....300....smokin aces....underworld....gladiator....braveheart....out of sight....too many to mention.

Television:

lost....the soup....best week ever....real world....deadwood....entourage....sopranos....sex and the city....starved....its always sunny in philadelphia....laguna beach....the hills....house...americas next top model....project runway...top chef....girls next door....pretty much anything reality where people make complete asses of themselves.

Books:

Charels Bukouski, David Sedaris, Augusten Barroughs, James Frey, J.D. Sallinger, Anais Nin, Henry Miller...you know, wierd stuff like that

Heroes:

Joe Donahue for doing my taxes every year at the last minute

My Blog

Confessions of a service industry burnout

Where the humps come and bring their hopes and dreams to die.  I act as the knot-maker, tightening the noose inch by inch each time they order another.  They find solace in the clever ruse t...
Posted by CaseyFace on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:13:00 PST

Red and White Candy

Its Christmas at the bar. Room filled to the brim. Soaked solid with assholes. Air pungent with sugary excitement. He pulled me into the secret kiss of an Xmas tryst. Made my mouth of peppermint ...
Posted by CaseyFace on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

round 12

You may see me smile, but it's just me fighting back the tears. Tears of out laughs, Tears of when you were "real". So here I sit, knees under my chin-in total shock over the prior events. I left my ...
Posted by CaseyFace on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

My Beloved Sea

Friday: This morning I was preparing for another day at the office. Way too early for me to be funtioning and heading for a place known as "work". A mundane, extrodinarily annoying, menontanus day at...
Posted by CaseyFace on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:31:00 PST

The Fisherman

Shiny and attractive, glimmering exuding want and desire...the Lure catches the eye and its as if its begging for you to play with it...taunting you every second with its little dance... However, ther...
Posted by CaseyFace on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST

One-eyed

Sweet, sweet wine Sweet as your kiss Though i havent yet tasted the sugery goodness of you but dearest, your passion for me isnt as great as mine for you   similar to the half-empty glass in my ...
Posted by CaseyFace on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST

Blue Collar Love

His voice pulsates through my veines...slow and sweet like honey. He: Captivates, Intrigues, Excites, Inspires me with any and every move that he makes. He is the catalyst that causes my heart to beat...
Posted by CaseyFace on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:44:00 PST

Chicken and Pickle

Human Life Jacket Was rapidly simking in a quicksand of consecutive tragedies, was almost out of air, as near to death as ever. Then unexpectedly out came the sun. Out he came-burning my pale blue ski...
Posted by CaseyFace on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:34:00 PST

Mental Ghost

i close my eyes...in that brief moment a quick lightningbolt of memory...how he stroked my hair as my head lay on his lap...in that moment so comfortable...exhaling...as if for the first time ever...l...
Posted by CaseyFace on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:07:00 PST

The Prize Fighter

anxious and desperate...awaiting your nearness...the smell of your shirt...the way my lips taste after you kiss me...another four days to wait...pondering preconceived notions...tic-toc-tic-toc...minu...
Posted by CaseyFace on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:57:00 PST