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Monsterrod

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About Me

I've been told that I am adorable. I have also been told that I am a douchebag. I choose to believe the former. MyGen Profile Generator
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My Interests

I like making people laugh, doing karaoke, watching mixed martial arts, exercise, and playing guitar. I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Cash and Rodney Dangerfield, but I'm afraid that is impossible.

Music:

HOSEHEAD, Pete Gill and the Shitfucks, Twisted Fista, Minimal Talent, The Pug Fuglys, Chiminey Fiish, XThe Paprika BoysX, Nuclear Curtain, Rock Garden, and any other shitty band I have been involved in. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

OK my favorite movies are: Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Empire Strikes Back, Baseketball, Goonies, Mallrats, Dawn of the Dead, Zombie 2, Bad Santa, European and Christmas Vacations, Haggard, and a bunch of others I can't think of right now.

Television:

The O.C., Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Smallville, The Shield, The Young Ones, Bottom, and whatever reality show crap they throw at me. I heart my TV.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Klosterman, Rollins, Douglas Adams, and Chuck Palahniuk. I also enjoy books about zombies.
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Heroes:

Randy Couture, Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Cash. I like an underdog.

My Blog

The Most Important Thing You'll Ever Read... Today... About Tupac... Written By Me.

I have oft wondered why Tupac was (well still is I guess) considered by many to be the greatest rap artist ever. Now, in order to even explore this topic, the fact that I am whiter than a million whit...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST

Why I believe in magic.

Fuck David Blaine. He's a posuer. I was thinking about how he makes "your card" appear on the other side of the window. That shit's not magic its just a trick (illusion). It demeans the real magic out...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:20:00 PST

Reality TV is ruining my childhood

Gene Simmons has a reality TV show coming out. I will not be watching Gene Simmons' reality TV show that is coming out. I confess that I am a Huge KISS fan, and as such, have seen many documentaries, ...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

On Running

I have come to love running. I just got back from a long run, and I feel great. It's not a physical feeling alone, it's a bigger thing and I think I figured what its all about. In the modern world eve...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST

No Fat Chicks

Has anyone gone to the craigslist "Casual Encounters" section? Holy shit that is gross. Maybe I'm a prude or old-fashioned or something, but that shit is ridiculous. I didn't know so many middle-aged ...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

Swagger

I'm listening to Flogging Molly, and in the song "Swagger" the lyric, "I don't know where I'm going" is repeated. It is possible that when this line is read alone it could appear negative or as if it ...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:27:00 PST

Gay Pride Parade. Another week without your girlfiend.

Here in WA, they are broadcasting the Gay Pride parade on UPN. Of course, I am getting drunk and watching the awesomeness. Right now, I'm picturing all of the normal gay people cringing at home watch...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:12:00 PST

The Penis Game

I hate soccer. I fucking HATE soccer. If I want to watch a bunch of eurotrash with ridiculously greasy haircuts, I'll go to a fashion show. "If soccer is so shitty, then why is it the most popular sp...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:40:00 PST

Heavy Metal

I'm feeling romantic. I'm gonna romance me some heavy metal. First of all, who didn't love metal as a kid? That's one of the great things about the music. When I listen to Motley Crue or Iron Maiden, ...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:07:00 PST

Bouncing Souls

This is for anyone that does not own a Bouncing Souls record. The Bouncing Souls are amazing. They make the most positive, fun music in existence. To not own "How I Spent My Summer Vacation" and...
Posted by Monsterrod Von Hugenstien on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:09:00 PST