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Guy

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About Me



My Interests

Simmering garlic. Guitars. Education. Coffee. Zombies. Jogging. Biking. Games with a little lighting bolt. Lexapro. Used books with no writing inside. Tattoos. Procrastination. Clutter. New England. Foods. Layered clothing.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone who is pseudo-intellectual, semi-punk, likes the fact that I am a nerd (not in the cool nerd way, believe me I am NOT cool), lets me cook, is compassionate, can deal with my neuroses (sorry), isn't a moralist but isn't a relativist, doesn't mind the pressure of all these guidelines, and appreciates the use of the semicolon; ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------Please visit the Oxfam link here and donate some $$ for needy around the world: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=48681629

Music:

I am obsessed with music. It keeps me going. I guess I am your generic indie/punk-rock fellow. I think there are enough people like that so that you can take an educated guess as to the bands I have listened to over the years. However, lately I have been listening mostly to jazz.

Movies:

Wes Anderson Flicks, Coen Brothers, Hayao Miyazaki's Movies, Broken Lizard's Movies, Zombie Movies, Big Trouble in Little China, Caddyshack, Transformers the Movie may well be one of the best animated action pieces ever. . . . . ..

Television:

I can only get PBS with good reception, and I am ok with that. I love those shitty British shows they play at night.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Heart of Darkness, LOTR, Of Mice and Men, Enders Game, The Grapes of Wrath, The Stranger, Empire Falls, The Sun Also Rises. . . . mmmmmmm books are good. I enjoy being semi-literate.

Heroes:

Please visit the Oxfam link here and
donate some $$ for needy around
the world:
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My Blog

On a Response to Mike G's Music Post

First of all, I have to apologize for the title of this blog. I have created a format, and all of my blogs must adhere to it strictly. "On a Response . . . . etc" . . . .doesn't sound right. In fact I...
Posted by Guy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

On the Blog

Who are you voyeurs? My blog is read at an inordinate rate. Who are you people reading . . . show yourselves! I mean, do I really have anything important to say? I thought I was drooling semi-pseudo-...
Posted by Guy on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:57:00 PST

On the Ethics of Warping

Warping has imposed a serious ethical dilemma upon gamers throughout the world. I would like to use Super Mario Brothers as an example. In this game, in world 1-2, you have the option of jumping up on...
Posted by Guy on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

On The Best Thing Ever Said

"Housekeeper, time to dig, and You." That is all.
Posted by Guy on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:09:00 PST

On Christmas Music

I am a sucker for the holidays. They get me all mashed potato. Boil em mash em stick em in a stew. I used to love christmas music. Any of it. Something broke this year. I still like a lot of it. But I...
Posted by Guy on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST

On the Montage

There is no other way to get anything done. I have been thinking this over thoroughly. Most people say the quickest way from point A to point B is a straight line. Well, my linear thinking friends, yo...
Posted by Guy on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

On Writing, and a little note on Holiday Spirit

I have to write 12 pages today, and 12 pages tomorrow. The cost is going to be prohibitive to feelings of well being. I want to run to the fucking moon right now. They won't make me write there. They ...
Posted by Guy on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

On Jazz, and a little on music.

To Whom it May Concern,Lately, I have been listening mostly to jazz. I am really feeling bebop, hard bop, cool jazz, west coast, and some free jazz. I stick to the 50's and 60's . . . for now. Really ...
Posted by Guy on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST

On Soundtrack Songs

I am creating a top ten list of soundtrack songs. Here is the deal though: if you wish to comment or participate here are the rules.1. It has to be a song written FOR the movie, as best as can we tell...
Posted by Guy on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:18:00 PST

On Television

That is all....
Posted by Guy on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST