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Burke!

I poop alot! And most of the time it's in a toilet!

About Me

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My Interests

Sewing on my 1951 Singer
Being outside away from the Bucket
Beading with a good bottle of Merlot
Day trips, and the random acts of JNew`
Mayor pooping! Oakland Beach Style

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Music:

All kinds of stuff but I have my favs.

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My Blog

Hints!

Hints for my birthday surprise from Mayor: A pack of cigarettes Scituate, MA Defined as a sprig or branch CHANGE A LETTER AND WE ARE COMMUNICATING...... OH NO! How do I get this lamp to work?????...
Posted by Burke! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

My luck!

So tonight I got home from work and got all the laundry together to go to the mat. Load everything in my fucking clown car and off I went. Get in the door to the mat rush over to the machines I wante...
Posted by Burke! on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

Yay it's Friday!

You know when you had such a shitty week that I word "shitty" can't even begin to describe it! You feel like you've had ten drag queens stomp you down with their 15 inch high heels! Yeah it been that...
Posted by Burke! on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

Yummy

Can I just say the Yoplait Whips are the fucking best! That's all for now.
Posted by Burke! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:32:00 PST

Sick of being sick!

So I'm sick! For like a fucking month now, it SUCKS! Coughing, sore throat, heavy chest, and don't forget the chest pains, at lease 1 million pounds of pressure in between my little ears and my nose ...
Posted by Burke! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

Butter!

Butter, butter is so goooooood! Butter is my favorite foooooood! Nothing puts in the moooooood, LIKE BUTTER!
Posted by Burke! on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

Fuck Soccer Moms!

You SUV driving fucking cunt soccer mom's can go fuck yourselves! It seems like every time I hit the road one of you bitches trys to kill me in your over sized gas guzzlers, your lack of attention to ...
Posted by Burke! on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:26:00 PST

New Phone

Hey I got a new phone and couldn't carry over my old #. So just let me k-now if you need the new #. And if not fuck ya then!
Posted by Burke! on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:41:00 PST

dickies contest -what???

http://www.dickies.com/web/contests/default.asp
Posted by Burke! on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:53:00 PST

Eat a Dick!

Sad to say I was out tonight with my beloved and one of my best friends, having a bit of a tiff with my beloved (that was really nothing to speak of) and when I thought everything was back to good alo...
Posted by Burke! on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST