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About Me

found this animated layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com I'm into racing about on my twins - Harleys (tuned twin cam and hot shovel), BSAs (A65s aka flying eggs) and Triumphs (the one and only Bonneville in black)whatever the weather! My neigbours get to watch me fight on a regular basis with the older bikes - sometimes I win, other times they get sent to the naughty corner of the shed ! taking photographs of anything that interests me at the time and generally passing time and getting my kicks on my way thru life

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The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, me and compline.Ostriches stick their heads in me not to hide but to look for water!If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets me.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are me.Me cannot swim.Me can jump up to sixteen times its own height.If you chew gum while peeling me then it will stop you from crying.During severe windstorms, me may sway several feet to either side.Some birds use me to orientate themselves during migration.The fingerprints of me are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene! I am interested in - do tell me about

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Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of my daughter, and frequently rise to the surface for air.My daughter is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than my daughter.When my daughter is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.The fingerprints of my daughter are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.Early thermometers were filled with my daughter instead of mercury!My daughter, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.My daughter can smell some things up to six miles away.The liquid inside my daughter can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from my daughter. I am interested in - do tell me about

My Interests

riding motorbikes fast, photography, going places, enjoying life, taking the piss etc

I'd like to meet:

people into having a laugh and don't take themselves too seriously as I couldn't give a monkeys. oh yeah and if you have "just got a new digital camera and have had a blast with it" and "love to have your pictures taken all the time!!!" DON'T BOTHER ANNOYING ME!!

Music:

love it, got most things from dance to rock, d'n'b to classical, chillout to freak out, punk to funk,the andrews sisters to gong - always interested in something new or differentGolden Earring - Radar Love

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Movies:

any that aren't chic flick things, but other than that pretty much any thing goes

Television:

Pink Floyd: One Of These Days

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Books:

lots but can't be bothered with Terry Prachett

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My Blog

There are bikes and then there are british bikes

Back in the saddle after my enforced absence, me and my BSA firebird had a very jolly little runaround. In the morning we romped into the city of Lincoln to annoy good folk at the modern Triumph deale...
Posted by only mort on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:33:00 PST

the wonder of the web

well, my photo business website has run out of space, the web bod is having a domestic with his partner and his mum, having promised he'd get the pictures done by this morning and got no further than ...
Posted by only mort on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

time wasting

I have just spent several hours trying to upload a large number of photos only tp find the f'ing internet not to have done it !! I am mighty annoyed pony !!! I might even say neeeeighh ! Now where are...
Posted by only mort on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST

lazing on a sunny afternoon

done the carboot, saw the inevitable pirate dvds, the ubiquitous geogre forman lean mean grilling machine, a lot of rusty tools and a load of tat that was rejected by the charity shops. I escaped with...
Posted by only mort on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST

saiing away

been busy this week photographing the lloyds lutine lineslip regatta - which ment a mucking about in boats parying til 4 am and getting ready for the racing 4 hours later for 3 days solid!!&nbs...
Posted by only mort on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:12:00 PST

party time

its 4:20 am over here and i've just finished partying with the gsx 1400 owners and the harley davidson riders club of gb very relaxed v chilled no attitudes class weekend with fine weather - trust you...
Posted by only mort on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

MIA

just spent the past few days with the minime at my house which has ment dvds, midnight feasts, tickle fights and more tickle fights still a good test for my arm and good practice for fending on rapid ...
Posted by only mort on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:57:00 PST

getting out and about

out and about on wednesday taking some photos of bikey66 and others on the road and at a bike night. i was in the car and had to change the wheel as i spotted it had a flat - not bad for someone with ...
Posted by only mort on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

super saabing

managed to get out in my manual (stick shift) hotted up 900t today - which was great. next target is one of the bikes to see it they'll rebreak my arm!!!!
Posted by only mort on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

where i'm at

just got this my space thing sorted and am currently getting out and about more slowly than normal having got flipped off one of my bikes and broken my arm - doh! but hey, only a couple more weeks to ...
Posted by only mort on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:26:00 PST