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James Painless!

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am james.
I am great.
I might get laid more if I didn't drink so much.
...Or if I didnt act like an asshole.
I like booze and crime. I spend my nights at the Mint, and my days at the Silver Fox.
I am most likely better than you at pretty much everything, so if you are in need of a shining inspiration, hit me up... slut.

My Interests

Top Shelf Vodka and Low Grade Malt Liquor

I'd like to meet:

People that dont suck.

Music:

Fast fucking punk, grind, thrash, gore. Rock and Roll thats worth selling your soul for.
Oh, and TURBONEGRO!
And absolutly NO FUCKING CRUST on my Black Metal sandwitch!

Movies:

Think of the most fucked up porn, throw in a compelling love story, severe facial laceration, medieval execution, Vinnie Jones, as well as a handful of black, alcoholic, go-go dancing pseudo-cripples, and wrap it all up with a kickass soundtrack by the Spin Doctors.

I'd pay 8 bucks to see that.

Television:


TV is THE DEVIL!!!! didnt your mother beat any sense into you

Books:

Currently Reading:

Anything by: Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouak, Irving Welsh, Howard Zinn, Charles Darwin, Rudyard Kipling, Noam Chomsky, Karl Marx, Alan Ginsburg, Doktor Anton LaVey.... Pretty much anything that makes you think... Although I do hold a secret guilty pleasure in Harry Potter... fuck Tom Clancy.

Heroes:

Hookers that give free samples.

The fine folks at the EFFEN distillery.

My Blog

Dead bodies no longer impress me

The other day, I saw a really bad accident on I-5... It was the traffic at dead stop while people stare and gawk and families from fucking minnisota get out and take picures and what the fuck ever kin...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back to tha Grind (going completely bugfucking insane)

well today is the last day of my leave.... tonight i go back to lemoore and tomorow back to the grey pseudo-reality that is the Navy and my job. I dun wanna go back, but I dunnae wanna stay here eithe...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where is my Mind.... Vol.382

where is my mind.... indeed, last night i was without my mind for a good 20 minutes...that is, i did not even know there was such thing as a mind... or frank black or even existance. salvia is very po...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nevada... Part II

Well i'm going back to fallon on saturday (i thought i wasnt leaving for a few more days) so that sucks... but i just means i get back earlier! woohoo.... hopefully my Gin soaked exploits an...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Frustrated with Life... fuck fuck fuck fuck

Meh... thats about all i have to say about life right now. why? i have no fucking clue. I have a job, an awesome girlfriend, a semifunctional band, cash in the bank, and a pack of smokes in my pocket....
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am incredibly self absorbed

Answer these questions and I might consider sparing your worthless life! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. ...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One Helluva Curveball.

Dontcha love it when the most unexpected thing in the world just comes flying out of left fucking field and slaps the shit out of you while youre sitting in the back of your truck completely wasted? ...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nevada... now that sounds nice... kinda...

Well i am in Fallon Nevada with my squadron.... this has brought about the realization of 2 things: Realization #1: Gin Hurts in the morning and Realization #2: Drinking in higher altitude with cle...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sweet Land and Bitter Beer

YAY! im back on land... i pulled into san diego bay yesterday at 7 am and was in Bako by noon and greeted with.... *gasp* WARM BEER!!!! and it wasnt even good beer. but when you havnt had a drop in a ...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another binge brought to a screeching halt by the stark reality of life... and hangovers

Ok... so it has finaly hit me that i am leaving in 2 days. "Where,"you ask? well i am going on a month long detatchment to the USS Carl Vinson (a big fucking boat that is reminiscent of Hell) I will ...
Posted by James Painless! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST