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About Me

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For a fistful of 10 dollar bills you Can Feel like a King of small Country!!! I love to ride BMX, hate cops and play guitar in Freedom's Sons . I haven't died yet so I guess I'm alright at this living thing...
My Bike Setup
Frame Fit S2i Aitken
Fork Haro Nyquist LT
Headset FSA S2i
Stem S&M RedNeck XLT
Bars PRIMO 11B BARS Low Rise
Grips ODI Longnecks
Brake Lever None
Brake cable None
Brakes None "Who wants to stop"
Pedals Welgo Blue
Crank Primo Pro HollowBites 175mm
Bottom Bracket Primo Euro
Sprocket Primo Analog Lite 25t
Chain 410 Z chain
Seat Primo Balance
Seatpost Short Haro
Seatpost Clamp does it matter
Front Tire Fly Rubens 20x2.25
Front Rim Alex DMZ2
Front Hub Haro unsealed
Front Spokes 14 ga
Rear Tire Fly Ruben 20x2.20
Rear Rim Primo Balance 7005 Ti
Rear Hub Primo Pro MIX cassette
Rear Spokes Black 14 ga
Freewheel/Cog 9 tooth Cassette
Pegs Animal Lite 4x
Special Mods Cut bars, cut seat post, and Animal V2 Bash Guard
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My Interests

MUSIC"ANYTHING FAST and HARD", GUITAR "I have been playing for the better part of 4 1/2 years", Paintball, Anything that can be consitered extreme Skateboarding,BMX,Sky diving, I REALLY REALLY Like to fuck with security Guards

I'd like to meet:

Drunks, Alcoholics, Boozehounds, Winos and Lushes

Music:

What do I love about music? EVERYTHING!

A
Alkaline Trio, Aus-Rotten, Authority Zero, Afroman, ADZ, Anthrax, Active Ingrediants, AC/DC, Aquabats, Anal Cunt
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Bad Religion, Bad Brains, Black Flag, B.B. King, Buzzcocks, Brother Inferior, The Business, Billy Idol, Butthole Surfers, Bloodhound Gang
C
Cake, Crass, The Cure, Caustic Christ, Crucifucks, Conflict, Cannibal Corpse, Cocksparrer
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To be continued...

Movies:

Almost Famous, Spinal tap, Bio Dome (well really any thing with Paulie Shore), Air Heads, Saving Silverman "because its just like my relationship", SLC Punk, Big Fish, Black Hawk Down, Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2, Resivor Dogs, Out Cold, CKY 1,2,3,4 and the documentry, Black Hawk Down, Three Kings, Bum Fights, American Beauty, The Naked Gun Series, Tommy Boy, The Wedding Singer, Ferris Buellers Day Off

Television:

SIX FEET UNDER "Gods Gift to T.v.", The Simpsons, That 70's Show

Books:

Can't Read... dont care

Heroes:

Arthur Guinness
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My Blog

BMX COMPETITIONS ROCK.!!!

Hey you fuckers I just entered in my First Freestyle BMX competition ever And won FIRST PLACE I will have pics soon but right now I will just have to walk around all day with my Bling Bling FIRST PLAC...
Posted by Johnny Douchebag on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:58:00 PST

Drunken Lullabies

At home or in the pub, pouring the perfect pint is an art form. Always start with a clean, dry glass and never rush - the anticipation will just add to your ultimate enjoyment. At home (GUINNESS® Dr...
Posted by Johnny Douchebag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bush Connection to Clear Channel.

This is a lesson in If you pay the right people enough money, laws will be changed so that your corporation can own more than a fair share of the market. Bush Connection to Clear Channel In 1998, Ge...
Posted by Johnny Douchebag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST