Too many to enlist!
Why, I well believe, He dares to mock my nose? Ho! insolent! What say you? It is useless? Ay, I know, But who fights ever hoping for success? I fought for lost cause, and for fruitless quest! You there, who are you!--You are thousands! Ah! I know you now, old enemies of mine! Falsehood! Have at you! Ha! and Compromise! Prejudice, Treachery!. . . Surrender, I? Parley? No, never! You too, Folly,--you? I know that you will lay me low at last; Let be! Yet I fall fighting, fighting still! You strip from me the laurel and the rose! Take all! Despite you there is yet one thing I hold against you all, and when, tonight, I enter Christ's fair courts, and, lowly bowed, Sweep with doffed casque the heavens' threshold blue, One thing is left, that, void of stain or smutch, I bear away despite you. My panache.
I'd like to meet:
"Alex".... As the great William once wrote: She pined in thought, And with a green and yellow melancholy She sat like patience on a monument, Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed?
Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
95%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
90%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
85%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
75%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
65%
Inara Serra (Companion)
55%
River (Stowaway)
50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
50%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
45%
Alliance
15%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
0%
Dependable and trustworthy.
You love your significant other and
you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Antonella
Birthday: 10/10/1965
Birthplace: Rome
Current Location: Sacramento
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Ash blonde
Height: 5'5''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: mocassins
Your Weakness: a good movie
Your Fears: heights
Your Perfect Pizza: a real Italian one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy my second house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: God it's early...
Your Best Physical Feature: no idea
Your Bedtime: 9:00 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: my Mom & Rusty
Pepsi or Coke: none, peach tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither: Carl's Jr
Single or Group Dates: neither: married
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither: Bigelow
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate; vanilla is for whimps!
Cappuccino or Coffee: gross. Neither. Tea
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: hell no
Do you Sing: often
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: been there, done that
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: used to be; I'm retired
Are you a Health Freak: I wouldn't say so
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: the drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no: I don't drink
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, with my husband
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no; I hate those places
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope; not my type of cookie
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: depends what stage you're referring to
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: long after the idiot who wrote this question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a cartoonist
What country would you most like to Visit: been there, done that
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: gray
Favourite Hair Color: ash brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 230 lbs
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: none, thank you
Number of Tattoos: none; I have enough scars and don't need to add
Number of things in my Past I Regret: many
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Music:
From classic to Heavy Metal, the only music I really can't stand is rap. Beatles, Queen, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Guns & Roses, Renato Zero, Ladri di Biciclette, Pink, Mozart, Debussy, Chopin, Beethoven, UB40, Spandau Ballet, Adam Ant, Madness, Shadow, Men at Work, Terri Clark, Boy George (especially Victims), Elton John, David Bowie, Police, Sting, Phil Collins, Vasco Rossi, Eurythmics, Zucchero, The Jam, Art of Noise, Aretha Franklin, Blues Brothers, Bananarama, Blondie, Hazel O'Connor, Bryan Adams, Billy Joel, Van Halen, Kid Creole and the Coconuts, Stranglers (especially Golden Brown), Cindy Lauper, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Dire Straits, ABBA, Eagles, Earth Wind and Fire, ELO, Fleetwood Mac, Rednex, Genesis, Huey Lewis & the News, Joe Jackson, Kool & the Gang, Platters, Manhattan Transfer, Nik Kershaw, Orchestral Manoeuvers In The Dark, Pat Benatar, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Prince, Pet shop boys, R.E.M., Rod Stewart, Rolling Stones, Sade, Steve Miller Band, Stray Cats, Simply Red, Terence Trent D'Arby, Tina Turner, Tracy Chapman, U2, Yes, Nickleback, and many more!
Movies:
The Full Monty, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mission to Mars, Bring me no flowers, A new leaf, The Lethal Weapon series, Happy Texas, Evolution, Twelfth Night, the Star Trek saga, Star Wars, Robin Williams live on Broadway, The horseman on the roof, The Mummy series, Don Juan De Marco, the Pirates of the Caribbean series, The army of Sgt O'Farrell, The Court Jester, and many more
Television:
CSI (only the original), House, Only Fools and Horses, Lost, Medium, Black Adder, Faulty Towers, Bones, That 70's Show, Star Trek (all except Deep Space 9), Murder she wrote, Belfagor phantom of the Louvre, Rome, Sex and the City, Are you being served, Firefly, Farscape, Carosello, Two and a half men, Angel, NCIS, Home Improvement, The Drew Carey Show, The Twilight Zone, and many more
Books:
Michael Crichton, Amanda Quick, Thomas Harris (Red Dragon being my favorite), Patricia Cornwell, Jayne Ann Krentz, Catherine Coulter, Josie Litton, Dante Alighieri, William Shakespeare, Stefano Benni, Charles Dickens, Dan Brown, Dyan Dog, Diabolik, LA Settimana Enigmistica, Asterix, Tumbleweeds, B.C., The Wizard of Id, Andy Capp, Anne Rice, Jane Austen, Giovannino Guareschi (especially the Husband in Boarding School), Jerome K Jerome, Isaac Asimov (the Foundation and I, Robot in particular), Charles Harness, Edmond Rostand, Alexandre Dumas, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Teresa Medeiros and many more
Heroes:
William Shakespeare, Alexander, Cyrano De BergeracThe Maladjusted Jester
Your majesty I have a confession my secret I must now betray
I was not a born fool it took work to get this way
When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad
And I was from the day I was born
When other lads giggled and gurgled and wiggled
I proudly was loudly forlorn
My friends and my family looked at me clammily
Thought there was something amiss
When others found various antics hilarious
All I could manage was this –hoo hoo
Or this – hoo waahhh
My father he shouted he needs to be clouted
His teeth on a wreath I’ll hand him
My mother she cried as she rushed to my side
You’re a brute and you don’t understand him
So they send for a witch with a terrible twitch
To ask how my future impressed her
She took one look at me and cried hehehehehe, he?
What else could he be but a jester?
A jester a jester, a funny idea a jester
No butcher no baker no candlestick maker
And me with the look of a fine undertaker
Impressed her as a jester?
Now where could I learn any comical turn
That was not in a book on the shelf
No teacher to take me and mold me and make me
A merryman fool or an elf
But I’m proud to recall that in no time at all
With no other recourses but my own resources
With firm application and determination
I made a fool of myself!
I bought a little gun and I learned to shoot
I bought a little a horn and I learned to toot
Now I can shoot and toot ain’t that cute?
I started to travel to try to unravel
My mind and to find a new chance
When I got to Spain it was suddenly plain
That the field that appealed was the dance
The Spanish were clannish but I wouldn’t vanish
I learned every step they had planned
The first step of all isn’t hard to recall
Cause the first step of all is to stand
And stand
And stand, and stand, and stand, and stand, and
They sometimes stand this way for days
Then they get very mad at the floor and start to stomp on it
After all of my practice the terrible fact is
I made a fool of myself
I sadly decided that dancing as I did
To sing was a thing that was sure
I found me a teacher a crotchety creature
Who used to sing coloratura
She twisted my chin pushed my diaphragm in
With a poker she vocalized me
When she said it was best that I threw out my chest
You may gather that rather surprised me
I was on solid ground till I suddenly found
That in Venice I was to appear
The gala locale was a choppy canal
And me, a high sea gondolier
I nervously perched as the gondola lurched
Before the King’s palazzo
As I started my song my voice it was strong
But my stomach I fear was not so
Oh solo mio, ooohhhhhhhh
Oh solo mio, ooohhhhhhhh
When I fell overboard how his majesty roared
And before a siesta he made me his jester
And I found out soon that to be a buffoon
Was a serious thing as a rule
For a jester’s chief employment
Is to kill himself for your enjoyment
And a jester unemployed is nobody’s fool
