I was at the aquarium today, and there was a girl there with a really hairy back. If you were at the aquarium today and are the girl with the really hairy back I will shave it for you. Also please do not wear such low pants.
The "who are you? - getting to know you" Survey!:
Basics
Name? sweet pea
Age? as old as i feel
Current location? heaven, beside you
Place of birth? puyallup
Hobbies/Interests/Favorites
Favorite hobby? avenging stuff
Play any musical instruments? does guitar hero count if i really really suck?
Can you sing? in my car
Favorite band/music group/composer? johann sebastian
Favorite type of music? russian circus
Favorite place to hangout? my daydreams
Do you like to travel? sure, are you paying?
What is the coolest place you have ever been to on vacation? kenosha
Favorite movie? the magic schoolbus, human body
Favorite song? the yahoo commercial song
Favorite TV show? the this is only a test of your emrgency broadcasting whatever
Views on the world (semi-serious questions)
What do you think of politics? good times, i love when (mostly) elderly white men lie to me
What do you think of President Bush? Moron, or greatest President ever? not my president
What do you think of the war in Iraq? Brilliant effort by a great leader, or waste of life, time and tax dollars? i also love imposing democracy on other countries
If the draft was implemented, and you were summoned, what would you do? girls are too delicate to fight
What do you think is the worst problem the world is currently facing? bush, i mean c'mon, my dog would do a better job. and he stinks and poops on the floor.
Do you like answering these types of questions? very much, i should be a political analyst
Relationships
What do you look for in the opposite sex? big checking account
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? grammitical aptitude
Would you engage in a long-term, serious relationship with a total idiot because they were physically attractive? hell yeah, why mess it up with talking and whatnot
Preferred hair color? brown and floppy
Preferred eye color? green and watery
Preferred weight? deuce
Would you date someone heavier than yourself? he ain't heavy, he's my brother
Preferred height? 5 feet 11 inches
Would you date someone taller than yourself? almost a nessecity
Family
Are your parents still together? hey ya, thank god for mom and dad for sticking totogether...
Do you live with them? finished basement
Any siblings? 2 legitimate ones
Are you and your family close? like the flying wallendas
Your family heritage is? european mutt
Friends
Do you have a best friend? my roommate
Many close friends? many distant aquaintances
Would you consider yourself popular? homecoming queen
Has a friend ever betrayed you? betray is such a strong word
Have you ever betrayed a friend? not that i know of
Do you like any of your friends as "more than a friend", but too afraid to make your feelings known? yes, i like my bff as more than a friend. maybe i'll tell him after the baby is born.
Do you think any of your friends have a crush on you? hopefully it's more than a crush.
What kinds of things do you and your friends do together for fun? check out the website
This or that
Love or money? depends how much money
Water or soda? watered down soda
Coffee or tea? long island
School or work? they're pretty much the same, work just pays better
Crime or law-abiding? plead the 5th
Fast or slow? eh
Cold or warm? cold
Beach or mountains? beachside mountain
Snow ski or water ski? my bff is going to teach me to water ski next summer
Skateboard or bike? stationary bike
Nerd or cool? i'm like ice i'm so cool
Mozart or Beethoven? bach
Tattooed or clean-cut? ink
Abercrombie and Fitch or Hot Topic? thrift store
Myspace or Facebook? god damn addictive personality
Currents
Job? yes
Ambition? many
Marital status? legally single, emotionally hitched
Manner of dress? pretty skanky (the milk's free, why buy the cow?)
Hair style? jennifer aniston, early friends days
Fear? marriage. the dark. dead little kid ghosts. hobos. the illuminati. chupacabra. never finishing school. being a restaurant "manager" forever. finishing school, getting a job, realizing i hate it. disappointing myself. raising apathetic children.
Love? in it.
Hate? way to much effort.
Regret? of course. nothing i would change though. it all got me here.
Wish? act.
Thoughts? few and far between.
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