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Chundar

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I might change my name to Aaron Aardvark so I can be first in the phone book but I hate phones and only allow their existance as part of my devine and emperious generosity to my subjects but do get pissed on my imperial command. Oh and custard should be treated with the utmost caution as it could be very dangerous!

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My Interests

Retro Inverted Digestion and eating custard

I'd like to meet:

Merlin the Happy Pig, Barry the talking Time sprout, Bananaman and the inventor of Custard to tell them what a fine job they have done

Music:

Butthole Surfers, Iron Maiden, Mr Bungle, Anthrax, the list goes on but dont forget about the Goblin track from Dawn of the Dead.

Movies:

The Toxic Avenger, Dick Spam De Sade and the Zombie Spleen Munchers, The Revenge of Billy the Kid, Space Zombie Bingo, and Half a Loaf of Kung Fu.

Television:

BORING, VERY BORING, BORING.

Books:

Mr Mischeif by Roger Hargrieves and Che Geuvara's Bolivian diaries by the man himself

Heroes:

Quanah Parker, Vercengetorix, Oscar the Grouch, Matyushenko, Bananaman, Cuchulain and Spartacus. Oh and Chewbacca.

My Blog

An Experiment

I was looking at my bookshelf the other day and wondered if I could find a running theme by reading the first sentence from one book, the second sentence from the next, the third from the on...
Posted by Chundar on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:41:00 PST

The great farce of British justice

Well where to start? A year ago I was attacked outside a police station by a couple of drunken thugs who decided that I would make an amusing target for their aggression. Since I stand at 5 ft 4 inche...
Posted by Chundar on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:47:00 PST

Go Postal

  Go Postal   Service with a smile will be gone in a while it's a long walk for those who cant   They heard the folks call and put up stonewall gone are the days only our dismay   ...
Posted by Chundar on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:31:00 PST

Stonehenge

Yesterday I saw on the news that a group of souvaneer collectors dessecrated Stonehenge by chipping at one of the stones, this disgraceful behaviour was stopped only when a security guard spotted them...
Posted by Chundar on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:15:00 PST

An email I sent in reply to a friends bulletin

..TR> 22 May 2008, 17:49 Subject: An email I sent in reply to a friends bulletin Body: I couldnt resist putting this out on bulletin though actually I agree with my friend, its the same for us b...
Posted by Chundar on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:54:00 PST

The Sun

I wrote this about two years ago after having to listen to an idiot news columnist from the sun on a radio at work. This is what I think of him and his bigoted paper.      The Sun  ...
Posted by Chundar on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:00:00 PST

News and politics

I havent written anything for a while, in fact this is the first thing all year.         No title couldnt think of anything.   Death from a thousand cuts The clipped...
Posted by Chundar on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:45:00 PST

nuclear power

Yesterday the British Government pushed through a bill to build more nuclear power stations, I wonder how much they were paid to do that. I sincerely hope that they all rot to death from a thousand ca...
Posted by Chundar on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:16:00 PST

A proverb

Soft is the wind that blows through the grass hard is the ground when you fall on your arse
Posted by Chundar on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:09:00 PST

My old home

My old home, some would say, "aint much to write home about", but thats ok if you think about it. As youve probably geussed, my old home is not where I live now, and most of my familly have moved on t...
Posted by Chundar on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:54:00 PST