Ekoj Asti - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I FUCKING HATE YOU

I live in a cramped basement. I don't even know if anyone lives upstairs anymore. And I don't care. Something went wrong when I was supposed to be developing a concern for what other people think or feel, because I honestly don't give a fuck. If you think that makes me bitter, then piss off and keep living your miserable life. I've got bitter for you.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

pudding, plastic, bubble wrap, hand cuffs, belts, candles, foam, cold showers, ice cubes, denim, leather, flesh, blood, teeth, nails, screws, fruit, chocolate, white noise, torture, sex, glass, hallways, motel parking lots, mannequins, dresses, boots, whips

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Knoxville, the real Jack the Ripper, the Zodiac

Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence, Aphex Twin, Prick, NIN, KMFDM, Ministry, Sheep on Drugs, Halo, Skinny Puppy, Bile, Meat Beat Manifesto

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, 8mm, Fight Club, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Mermaids

Heroes:

mimes, Jack the Ripper

My Blog

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

If you have genital herpes, I want to have sex with you, so that after we stop having sex -- and I have genital herpes -- I can go spread the shit.How you like them apples?...
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:52:00 PST

Spam

This blog isn't about the meat-stuff I like to spread on my balls for the neighbors' kids to lick off at Halloween.It's about the bullshit that gets smeared all over my inbox, friend requests, and blo...
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:15:00 PST

something new

So last night I tried something new.I danced naked on a floor covered in razor blades while listening to my collection of Ministry records.Fuck religious, this was an existential experience.fuck e-har...
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

Vengeance, door to door

I'm going to start coming to all your fucking houses and shitting on your carpet, your hardwood floors, your rugs, dinner tables, beds, bathtubs, and in your fucking faces while you fucking sleep.Then...
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST

Little Girls Taste Like Bubble Gum

It's the truth. They taste so good you just want to rip off their skin and lick the under side of it. Mmmmm, strawberry jelly. That's the thing I miss most about being young -- young...
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

This is why def girls are hot.

You can say whatever the fuck you want to them while you're fucking them, and they won't know. Just make sure the bitch can't read lips.
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

7 Days

Jesus Toadstool is hiding the Princess in his secret underground lair. His armies of butt monkeys and teddy bears are scratching at my floors. I must eat the seas of jello to get to him an...
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:38:00 PST

A survey

I'm posting it here, not in some idiotic bulletin, because I want you to always be able to read it.40 truths Today Did You-- 1. Talk to a boy/girl you like? No 2. Realize anything new? Yes. I...
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:37:00 PST

My Own Fuck List

Fuck the homeless.Fuck grandmasFuck grandpasFuck the JewsFuck your ArmyFuck your NavyFuck the fucking MarinesFuck people who can't use the goddamn crosswalkFuck the neighbor's kidsFUCK KIDSFuck child ...
Posted by Ekoj Asti on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST