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Matthew Mclister

About Me

Howdy, I'm Matthew (Matt, Mclister, or whatever you wanna call me), Im currently studying at Glasgow University, taking History, and Im in 2nd year, yadda yadda. Obviously bebo is the king (without any question), but MySpace is here so ill give you a shot. I really do not have anything that interesting to say. Please do not bite.Up the Gers!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew Mclister
Birthday: 21st Apri
Birthplace: Simpsons Hospital, Edinburgh
Current Location: Glasgow, soon to be Edinburgh
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: About 6'1 or so, i have nooo idea
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIght handed. Left handedness is for gays (Ohh controversial)
Your Heritage: 8th son of the current Pope
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converses
Your Weakness: BEBO!!!!!!!!!!! Just felt like saying that
Your Fears: Dying alone, and snakes (an odd mix :))
Your Perfect Pizza: Chocolate and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Meh i dunno
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol, im the biggest culprit.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh not another day"
Your Best Physical Feature: ;)
Your Bedtime: You tell me baby ;)
Your Most Missed Memory: What does that even mean? Bloody Americans (haha)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway!
Single or Group Dates: Depends.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: As i said before...Bloody Americans. Not a clue
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea. "The British empire was built on cups of tea" did ya know
Do you Smoke: Nah
Do you Swear: Do i f*ck?
Do you Sing: Not well. My shower is the witness to that
Do you Shower Daily: I smell goooooooood
Have you Been in Love: Probably not. Hope that changes though
Do you want to go to College: Im at University
Do you want to get Married: Of course. Im just waiting for Keira Knightley to move to Glasgow
Do you belive in yourself: I believe i can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: Whats that?
Do you think you are Attractive: I dont take sugar with my tea...Im sweet enough.
Are you a Health Freak: Health freaks are strange
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them like a brother...from another mother
Do you play an Instrument: Teaching myself the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: The other night, i did indeed. What about yourself, stop interrogating me :(
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on drugs: Technically alcohol is a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Unfortunately not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes to hang out with my bitches. Ok..no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Im a jaffa cake man, Oreos are for girls
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi is for women
In the past month have you been on Stage: My bed is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: You wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart
Ever been Drunk: :PPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Ever been called a Tease: Stop flirting with me survey!
Ever been Beaten up: Im too hard
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Tickled to death (and happy)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: In a take that tribute band
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, The Glorious Nation of Kazakstan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything. As long as they arent snake eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever best suits them. Preferably brunettes
Short or Long Hair: Longer
Height: not too small or too big
Weight: Not too chunky!
Best Clothing Style: Reasonably trendy
Number of I have taken: what are you talking about? (in a cockney accent)
Number of CDs I own: I own hundreds of cds
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to mention
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My Interests

I did Judo when i was at school, not that i was any good at it, but REAL men do Martial arts. Interested in football, enjoy playing, but in my lazy student days i havent played for a while, but otherwise interested in the game in general. Rangers fan, we welcome the chase!

I'd like to meet:

Steve Bikooooo! The man is a South African legend, the scumbag that is Nelson Mandela (ok hes a good guy) stole his thunder.Paris Hilton, so i could shoot her/kidnap her dog.Thom Yorke, what a voice, the man is a legend. Yes he has a great voice and isnt just crying just crying into the microphone.Morrissey, Id put a gun to his head and force him to reform The Smiths (obviously it wouldnt be that easy, but hey its worth a shot). Bring Joe Strummer from the dead, and have a cup of tea with him and have a wee moan over the state of society.

Music:

Indie/Alternative rock. Band like The Doors, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Arcade Fire, Blink 182, U2, Bloc Party, Bob Dylan, All American Rejects, The Smiths, Muse, Radiohead. Down with the EMO!! Actually i dont really care, but its kool to hate it.

Movies:

Trainspotting, Quadrophenia (we are the mods!) Fight Club, The Godfather (you should hear my Don Vito Carleone impression).

Television:

Lost, best show on the box, even if it doesnt make much sense. Prison Break, Scrubs, Family Guy etc

Books:

Ill change this section to favourite sayings - "So is your face" there is no comeback to that comment, it is the ultimate insult ever. Shouting "Darius" off our balcony to the confusement of our neighbours. "Badda badda badda...bing!" Tim Lovejoy is a legend.

Heroes:

Yer ma