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Richard

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About Me

I like riding motorcycles and my wife. I workout alot in case I ever go to jail. I work for a Hawaiian guy that claims we are in publishing. As long as paychecks keep coming I don't care.

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My Interests

I enjoy watching dwarfs wrestle. To be honest, any mature adult under 3 feet in height just puts me in a really terrific mood. I have no idea why.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jesus. Not full grown Easter Jesus with the beard and all but Christmas Jesus. I think that'd be cool because if I actually met baby Jesus I could tell my friends I carried him around and tossed him up in the air. Hey....if you're not gonna believe in him why not make it even more unbelievable. Non-believers would just make baby Jesus cry anyway. If all my friends were aetheist I'd want to meet 14 year old teenage Jesus. That way I could trick him into performing inappropriate miracles on people who aren't going to heaven anyway. Nothing bad. Just maybe convince him keebler elves make better disciples based on their ability to persuade people with cookies and various snack products. Adult Jesus would know better and would never do that.

Music:

I'll listen to most anything as long as the musician has talent.

Movies:

favorite childhood movies were all of the Pink Panther flicks with Peter Sellers. In highschool I was a big John Belushi fan so Animal House and Blues Brothers were important. The Rocky movies had an impact on my physical condition as well as Rambo. The rest in no particular order are: Stripes, Breakfast Club, Vacation (all), Caddy Shack, Terminator, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Last of the Mohicans, BraveHeart, Ace Ventura, Me,Myself and Irene, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, The Crow, Ron Burgundy, Talledega Nights, Wedding Crashers, Something About Mary, Dodge Ball, Untouchables, Godfather (all), Departed, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, Brubaker, High Plains Drifter, Unforgiven, Fist Full of Dollars, Dirty Harry, Cable Guy, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Tombstone, Gladiator, Things To Do in Denver when You are Dead, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, I married an Axe Murderer, Lets Go To Prison!, Borat, Office Space, Neighbors, Zoolander, The Wedding Singer, The Sixth Sense, The Fugitive, Kiss the Girls, Ghost Story, Pulp Fiction, True Lies

Television:

The Office, CSI Vegas/NYC, Sopranos, Lucky Louie, Still Standing, My Name is Earl, King of Queens, Speed Channel, Family Guy, HOUSE, SNL, Arrested Development

Books:

Jeremy McGrath - The King, I Like You by Amy Sedaris

Heroes:

My wife Lara. She continues to be superwoman in every possible way.