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jeff

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

.. If you buy into the hey baby girl you hot gurl shit then don’t expect to be my friend because chances are you’re a dumb bitch and I don’t go for women who don’t respect themselves, I also despise stupid and or ghetto people, yes I’m a snob deal with it. If your on my friends list don’t expect me to message you and kiss your ass or say some stupid pickup line I more than likely will carry on a normal conversation with you as people should do. I’m from Houston and yes I can be loud and a lot of fun and no I don’t care what people think, I love to get reactions when I am out in public, people are way to uptight and I think it’s a damn shame no one knows how to have fun anymore. If I send you a message and you take the time to read it respond if not scroll around find me and delete me I’m not here to collect pictures. If you don’t like my bulletins or the things I say then delete me, I’m not here to impress you and yes a lot of my comments are to stir shit and see peoples reactions. I’m very open and defiantly speak my mind, if your not ok with that once again delete me, I am not into having internet friends I have met a majority of the people on my page over the last year or so and I have made some awesome friends through this site, and I have also met some psycho’s and fake people but mainly awesome people. I’m very open feel free to ask me any question or if you need advice let me know. As big as an asshole as I am I’m also a good guy yes I know I just shot myself in the foot with that comment but truly I am. i would like to meet people in the springs/denver area to go out and have a good time with. very into working out and nutrition. aim cryptic55 yahoo cryptic672002 oh and i am probably one of the biggest assclowns you will ever meet.... very silly aka cheesy just like my sister ally, shes the best person in the world "we both hate Nebraska" I travel alot for work visiting my accounts and going to bodybuilding shows across the country, so this is a good way for me to network with people and have a few friends to talk to so i dont go insane. for new and old pics go http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/cryptic672002/my_photos Im the kind of guy you just end up having fun with no matter the circumstances. I will end up being your best friend and always there for you, as long as your not a stupid person and dont heed advice. There is nothing harder than being friends with someone and watching them ruin thier life, I do expect a lot out of my friends if i see any inkling of potential to be something great, and i will push for that to happen and help as much as i can along the way. I truly enjoy seeing and making people happy. Im also the kind of guy you either love or hate. Although you can be rest assured you will always know where I stand I'm very black and white. I’m not into the whole internet friend thing so if I do talk to you expect one day if we get along an exchange of numbers and even hanging out. Yes I am weary of people, for as many cool people I have met on here I have also met some flakes and liars, that’s part of the reason I like to meet in person, not only that but it establishes a friendship because who wants to be friends with some picture of someone that might or might not be that person! If your not into making new friends in what is called real life please do not add me. Oh and I'm a big guy 6ft 230lbs so dont expect me to be some twig because i bust my ass in the gym to be this big and yes I want to compete for fun one day. If you actually read all that congrats
You Are the Achiever
3 You're confident and competent - with a lot of energy.Eager to reach your goals, you are aambitious and competitive.You are good at movtivating yourself and motivating others.You're also a charmer, with a great sense of humor. What number are you? I find this funny since i am ocd and do things in 3's heheGet Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Interests

sports nutrition, chemistry, philosiphy, economics, clubs, blondes, you know the normal things in life

I'd like to meet:

Good friends!!! I cant say a famous person or hero or anything, I think at this point in time I would like to meet a girl who is really energetic and fun. One who is highclass and educated with goals and ambition in life. One who has her shit together and isnt afraid of doing things. Also, one who is into working out and being healthy and will listen to me talk about work, and one who loves to hold hands, is romantic, and can be my best friend and snuggle. I am a sucker for dorks and women with natural beauty, I am not in to dating clowns or women who scare me after the makeup is off!I am typically attracted to the innocent look. Over the past few years I have not been able to meet anyone who has been worth a damn, especially in the sense of humor or love department. I am starting to lose some faith in this love and someone for everyone bullshit. Maybe i should lower my standards? Nah, It seems like I always meet flaky people its pissing me off and that everyone in todays society lacks family values and morals, arent there any good women out there?.... Oh and most important someone who is a big dork i mean nerdy and goofy.. that would be terrific OH AND NO LIARS. you know i go out to clubs alot with my friends and its always the same song and dance everyone there is the same all the guys look the same and wear the same button up shirts, not to mention the girls dont have any substance to them, i feel like a drone having conversation with people like its freaking scripted! I need someone unique! that is going to be the only way especially to fit my personality and lifestyle. why are most people the same, did we really lose our individuality? Cameron Diaz might just be the perfect girl. Funny, dorky, smart, energetic, beautiful, fun, and sweet. Damn you justin timberlake! Amy Smart falls under the same catagory!

Music:

i can honestly say i enjoy all kinds.. except for maybe really slow music. This is how music video's should be! trace adkins

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Movies:

comedy(that is witty not so much slapstick),horror
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Television:

The Shield, OC, Monk, CSI, Simpsons, Family Guy, ATHF

Heroes:

My Dad

Leo - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits:
You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spot
Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious!
You don't hold grudges - getting over little fights is no problem for you
Your negative traits:
You crave luxury, and you are disappointed with partners who can't provide you with it
If someone does you wrong, you'll coldly and cruely break their heart
Your ideal partner:
Someone high status enough to bring you more attention - but not so great that they upstage you
Makes you laugh and brings excitement to everything you do together
Is aggressive and confident enough to butt heads with you every so often
Your dating style:
High expectations. You need to be impressed with an incredible first date for a second one to occur.
Your seduction style:
You like to make the first move - you're fearless about initiating things
Passionate. You really get into any intimate act.
Aggressive. Most of the time, you find yourself wanting sex more than your partner.
Tips for the future:
Try to not need so much attention. You'll feel less ignored, guaranteed.
Learn to love your parnter for who they are - not how they help advance your life.
Let your partner shine occasionally. You don't always have to be the alpha dog.
Best place to meet someone online:
Platnium Romance - these flirty singles will make sure that you're the center of attention
Best color to attract mate: Gold
Best day for a date: Sunday
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Your dating personality profile:
Romantic - You know exactly how to melt your date's heart. Romance comes naturally to you and is an important component of any relationship you have.
Wealthy/Ambitious - You know what your goals are and you pursue them vigourously. Achieving success is important to you.
Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance. Your date match profile:
Romantic - You need someone with a traditional understanding of romance. A true romantic is a must-have in any potential date.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.
Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.
Your Top Ten Traits
1. Romantic
2. Wealthy/Ambitious
3. Stylish
4. Sensual
5. Outgoing
6. Funny
7. Traditional
8. Athletic
9. Conservative
10. Religious
Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Romantic
2. Funny
3. Religious
4. Athletic
5. Conservative
6. Sensual
7. Stylish
8. Traditional
9. Wealthy/Ambitious
10. Adventurous

Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
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You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is high.
It's your way or the highway when it comes to love.
You like to be very involved in your sweetie's life.
No question, you like to be the one calling the shots.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together. The Five Variable Love Test What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!
Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy
Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing
Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense
What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have?
Your Love Element Is Fire
In love, you are a true listener and totally present.
For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt.
You attract others with your joy and passion.
Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate.
Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life.
And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal.
You connect best with: Wood
Avoid: Water
You and another Fire element: will likely burn out quickly ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Nemesis
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What Aura Colour Are You?

Red
Having a red aura means that you are a lover. You love to love. You are very romantic and you always have to have a lover or be in a relationship. Red is a colour full of goals and ambitions. You are a leader, and you are very passionate.
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You Are The Wheel of Fortune
You represent the cycles of life, death, and rebirth.
You embrace change, the the ups and downs of life.
Fate is something you accept, even when you could possibly change things.
Big things tend to happen to you more than other people.
Your fortune:
Something huge is about to happen in your life, and you have little control over it.
You must accept your destiny, but luckily it is good fortune that has come your way.
Big things and big changes are about to come your way.
And while things will be intense for a while, they will be followed by a period of rest. What Tarot Card Are You?AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egotistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

Your Political Profile


Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||| 16%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

to all my great friends who have touched my life

So I figured this would be a bit easier than sending out individual emails and less time consuming since well I don't have much of that left and by this time I have none of it left, and you can always...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:17:00 PST

New years resolutions

Ok so it's the new year and well time for some resolutions right? 1. I will try to not be so self conscious this means about my physique and how I am/would be perceived while dancing. 2. I will try ...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

snuggle bunny application

So I actually got tired of the stupid boyfriend girlfriend application and thought I would make mine specific to what I look for in someone and see how you people fair!   Name Age Location Heig...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 03:21:00 PST

bloggity blog blog

I am in a definite need of a change. I have lived in Houston for about 19 years now and experienced all it has to offer&. I seem to be bored and very unhappy as of late. I know I have experienced all ...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 05:53:00 PST

pics from colorado

ok so here are some pics i am still here causing problems hehe enjoy. the bear was stealing food and the woman was someone we drove by on the way here and showed an i hate you sign to because she was ...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 07:01:00 PST

random pics from late

So my favorite lil ninjette aka short stack and I have been going out to the clubs on thrusday night and finding random assclowns to take pictures with below you will see her and i both with random as...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wrong ones!

So, I really got to thinking last night when I went to go hang out with my friend from middle school. we have been friends since like the 8th grade, always in eachothers lives although we have drifted...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

application and thoughts

Random thoughts and application! I need a few people to go hang out and do things with since summer is here! I travel a lot and I am typically not bored when I am out, but once I come home the boredom...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new blog on a log!

Where to find ones self? I think that is the question of the hour. I have not been concerned with finding a girlfriend I have enjoyed being single, but I am told that I need one. Although it is hard f...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poetry

She lies awake in a cold dream Reality sets in only to be stolen This world created is not the one she wants Running from her real self into a bottle of poison Lost in her own mind she lets every...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST