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Jimmy Lifestyles

If i were to LET you suck my tongue...

About Me

.."No one else has the irresistible combination of sense and nonsense that I have."I'm pretty dope. Really. I am a very easy going, laid back, freelance artist. I'm a star when it comes to painting, drawing, video comedy sketches, and making a succulant golden-brown grilled cheese. Yeah, I now you're sold already, but let me drop some more knowledge on ya! I'm very positive and upbeat and feel a good time only requires good company. I have, I guess what people would call, a skater/rock'n rollish style and a fun, flirtatious personality.. I have a quick wit and can play ball in the sarcasm realm. I love the simple things in life and can find entertainment in most situations I'm in. I am someone who's honest and a straight-shooter (no games, I'm not an emotional terrorist), who doesn't take himself too seriously, has a big heart (and isn't afraid to use it) and is real and down-to-earth. Oh yeah, i almost forgot, i direct/film pornos. ;)www.castingcouchteens.com www.xxxproposal.com www.ispycameltoe.com www.pigtailsroundasses.com www.collegeteensbookbang.com www.18yearsold.com www.lesbianteenhunter.com www.exploitedbabysitters.com www.coedsneedcash.com www.swingfordollars.com www.pimpmyblackteen.com www.busstopwhores.com www.firsttimeswallows.com www.housewifebangers.com www.blinddatebangers.com www.pigtailsbigtits.com www.suckmebitch.com www.goodlittlebadteens.com www.bubblebuttsluts.com Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Pleasure, warmth, laughing, material entertainment, painting, drawing, chocolate milk, fuzzy things, spooning, using my tongue...

I'd like to meet:

Reasonable, logical, fair, honest, and say "sorry" when you mess up and admit when you're wrong (cause I do). Please has some sense about you! You can't be offended easily. Must have easy going, fun personality and be willing to at least "give a try" to new experiences. Can't be shy and quiet all the time. Got to have some hint of a wild-side. You don't mind getting a little dirty (physically and mentally), and you simply love life. No whiners and complainers! Just be cool, real, and not into head-trips. I totally believe in 'do un to others...' so please treat me as i treat you. Its really simple.Max Hardcore says: “Porn whores seem to be psychologically incapable of telling the truth. Even when it’s in their best interest and the easiest path to take…" (amen)

Music:

Tool. Killswitch Engage. NIN. Pantera. Testament. Chimaira. August Burns Red. Deftones. Fear Factory. Slayer. Gojira. Superjoint Ritual. Frontside. Threat Signal. God Forbid. The Sword. Helmet. Primus. Beastie's. System. Hard and heavy stuff. i love old school heavy metal. I know alot of trivia from those days. thats where my happiness began.

Movies:

SEVEN. True Romance. HEAT. The Professional. Braveheart. The Abyss. 8mm. Kingpin. Any Brad Pitt films (except The Mexican). Goodfellas. Aliens. Ninja Scroll. Gladiator. Harold and Kumar. Grandmas Boy. Tommy Boy. Happy Gilmore. Die Hard. Raiders of the Lost Ark...

Television:

Adult Swim, MXC, Sports Center, Rock of Love

My Blog

The Best Horoscope ever! lol

The second to the last sentence in my horoscope says it perfectly! So great. enjoy:Your HoroscopeLIBRASeptember 23-October 22Daily Extended: February 05, 2008Everyone, in their own special way, is wei...
Posted by Jimmy Lifestyles on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:57:00 PST

Danny Dukes family wants you to read this:

HEllo everyone who had enough love for the man to want to read this blog. I have been in contact with Danny's Aunt Carmen ever since early monday morning. LAst night she called me because she has been...
Posted by Jimmy Lifestyles on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:37:00 PST

WTF is this dude talking about?! lol He's DOPE!

Subject: Comments And Suggestions About Our Sites for Casting Couch Teens September 7, 2006 To Casting couching.com: I have viewed scores of your auditions, etc. Please consider sending Jimm...
Posted by Jimmy Lifestyles on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:55:00 PST

Please help my friend KustomHellKat with any info you can, thanks!

A plea from KustomHellKat:So, yeah, I popped in this VHS tape (ghetto, no DVD player, I know) and there you were. You were so totally innocent at first, which I really liked, because I could tell you ...
Posted by Jimmy Lifestyles on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:48:00 PST