Balancing Corona bottles on my head while touching my toes, serving alchohol to minors, making fun of lesbians, cheating at poker, pimping out my friends for forty dollars.
Someone who's favorite movie is The Happiest Millionaire, your friend Tina- tell her she's a whore, an angry Stabler (to pull my hair).
Gangsta'rap, son.
Does porn count?
Laguna Beach is by far the best programming on television today. Whoever cast J Wahl is a god damn genius. How many people out there can hook up with any chick they want just by sitting and staring? The guy's a fucking mute- but I would fuck him. By the by- season 2 is infinitely better than season 1. I'm just sayin'.
I totally admire my friend Karen. She is, first of all, incredibly beautiful. Second, she dresses awesome and has cute shoes. I also look up to her because she does cool things like throw up in my car- oops. She's pretty fucking smart too, and real funny. Poor smurf: I'm not just saying these things because Karen is actually writing this profile for me right now. I really mean it. Karen is my one and only hero. Oh, and Elt-On from Clueless.