Graphics & LayoutsIM A GREAT FRIEND>>> HERES WHY 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.6. When you are confused - I will use little words.7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again! I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because I am a good friend.Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. -----------------------------------------------------------
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What kind of Muscle Car are You? (pics) 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!
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