So I says to myself ... |
I says, "self, you really ought to stop talking to yourself." People may think you're weird. Not you of course, but people. You know people.
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:28:00 PST |
5x1030 |
The world needs me like a host needs a parasite.
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:04:00 PST |
If a blog falls |
onto the interwebbut nobody reads it (you know, like 99% of all blog posts)does it matter?Why can't generation Me/Y/Thumb just keep journals on the nightstand like every previous one? What's this fasc...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST |
Lately I've been wondering |
if anyone would notice if I stopped caring.
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'm only telling you this because I care |
I only want the best for you. Really I do. That's why I felt I should tell you. Your attempts at post-modern humor are desperate and uninteresting.
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Life is a toll road and there's still traffic. |
Being born into America in the latter-half of the 20th century is alot like joining a monopoly game really late. Every morning we wake up, roll the dice and figure out who we're gonna have to pay tha...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sex makes baby Jesus cry |
NyQuil gives me nightmares.
I'm as deep as a wading pool.
I get nervous around the opposite sex.
I participate in extracurricular activities.
I've got enough dirt to fill the fingernails of a nati...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Were you built on stolen Native American land? Because you're a national monument. |
Marooned in the strip mall that ate Rancho Bernardo.
You're carrying the weight of the world's unanswered phone calls to mom on your shoulders.
Such comparatively ruined humans.
Art is more fun whe...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Have you heard Fox News' new slogan? |
It's: "All the biased, agenda setting, 'go team USA' fluff that fits our ratings goals."
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Me and the kool-aid in the kitchen sharing drinks grade-school style. |
Garlic cloves stare back from an olive oil bath.
We soak in the presence of the teapot, so ostentatious a houseguest.
An epiphany half cocked, the glass half empty, me half naked, yet everything r...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
