mikey mike and the captain crunch

stinking, farting, pooping, ibs, spray farting, permanent butt stench, giggling and dribbling, peeing while i poo, farting while i pee, stinking up rooms full of ladies and gentleman, wiping my anus on pillow cases, lounging on my side and passing gas, buttercuping myself, excreting gas into small jars and saving them for later dates, sticks and weed, twigs and berrys, leaving after flush sediments for the unsuspecting on looker, washing my butthole out in the shower after not wiping, wiping from the front as i streak my balls resulting in yeast infections, smelling the poo on the toilet paper after the first wipe, making the toilet look like a punch bowl, nose blowers and poo petters, dutch ovens to myself, night soils, nervous butthole resulting in loose stools, shiting in someone elses pants, robin williams, morning breath, going to girls bathrooms and spreading my butthole to make my gas quiet and get rid of terrble gas pains, david hasselhoffs blow hole and the electro butts...i wanna sex your butt. bird calls