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Lindsey.

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About Me

Oh goody get to talk about meee, fab! I was jokin there folks, I is dull, plain brown or maybe grey, a bit, ooh something spilled but it's a bit mysterious, could be orange or could be blood, who knows? I am very easy and hard to understand, very simple complicated, just love me, back off, what's your problem come to mama, nestle in to my breast, get off you perv, plain as the nose on someone elses face, nice face that, lucky I have two!! Other than that, I am demented for beauty and truth and flaws, be you, no body does it better and no matter how crappy you think you are, I will love you anyway, gimmie a big ole kiss. xxxx

My Answers to Survey just wanna know a few things


1 - name: Sherbet.
2 - birthday: 21st June and if you send me a card I will be really pissed off.
3 - birthplace: Morten on the Marsh, where else?
4 - hometown: Place I lived longest I guess, Gosport.
5 - current location: The control room.
6 - right or left handed: Have both, lucky me.
7 - siblings: None I'd care to mention.
8 - children: We are all children and I am mother earth, apparently!
9 - eye color: Sludge.
10 - hair color: Purple but I am beginning to think I am entering the blue rinse phase.
11 - height: 64"
12 - weight: Ten tons, my name is Tessy.
13 - occupation: Unemployed life model, part time porn star and inventor.
14 - your heritage: Mostly Saxon with a dash of Roman and a smidgen of viking.
15 - shoes you wore today: Trainers, very cute in a comfy size 83.
16 - your perfect pizza: Pizza is shite, there is no such thing as a perfect pizza.
17 - last thing you thought about before going to bed: Must start going to bed before 3,00am.
18 - first thought when you woke up: Shit, someone has glued my eyelids shut!
19 - your bedtime: Is an abstract concept.
20 - your best feature: My fantastic breasts and sultry mouth.
21 - your worst feature: My modesty which prevents me from telling people how wonderful I am.
22 - pepsi or coke: Is teeth rotting acid, love them both.
23 - chocolate or vanilla: Tutti frutti please.
24 - hamburger or hotdog: Are revolting bum meat made into revolting snacks.
25 - propane or charcoal: Propane man and a flame thrower would be fun too.
26 - ketchup or mustard: Custard.
27 - potato or macaroni salad: Potato, potato, potato, that's a song ain't it?
28 - mcdonalds or burger king: The king always, who wants a bleedin farmer!
29 - kmart or walmart: Go Cart.
30 - NFL or college: College or some other equally interesting learning establishment.
31 - do you smoke: Yeah, smoking! Only when I am on fire though, don't you know, there's no smoke without fire.
32 - do you drink: Well yeah, otherwise I'd die, duh!
33 - do you swear: On the name of all that's holy, or holey.
34 - do you use drugs: Can't get through a complete sentence without em.
35 - have you ever been in love: No
36 - are you married: To the mob, so watch it.
37 - have you ever said i love you and didnt mean it: Yes.
38 - what did you want to be when you grew up: A man with a heavy growth.
39 - do you believe in yourself: Not any more.
40 - do you get along with your parents: Yep, get on with them great now they are dead, was just when they were alive we had issues!
41 - do you play an instrument: I play the neuro flute and the flandango.
42 - ever been beat up: Lots of times, it's more fun when you are drunk!
43 - ever shoplifted: I am a compulsive thief, have stolen lots of hearts and I ain't giving them back.
44 - ever been called a tease: Yes, no, maybe! come over here and give me a lil squeeze and I'll tell ya.
45 - ever had a one night stand: Had a one night lie down, less strenuous on the legs!
46 - whats your clothing/personal style: If is bleach splattered or covered in ketchup it's good to go!
47 - piercings/where: Labia, tongue, belly, ears. That's a lie, only my ears but it 's very boring.
48 - tattoos/what kind: I have diputs on my forehead but you can only read it if I stand in front of the mirror.
49 - in one word describe yourself: Intense or in tents but that's two!
50 - have you been baptized: Yes
51 - whats your sign: it's, {{++**++}}
52 - do you believe in God: I believe in people.
53 - target or kohls: Thursday half past two!
54 - what kind of car do you drive: An invisible one that's very slow, seriously walking is quicker.
55 - do you like your job: I love it, phiff!
56 - what high school did you attend: The crap one that succeeded in turning out a moron.
57 - did you graduate: I escaped.
58 - have you ever made someone cry: Yes.
59 - whats your favortie local bar/club: The Thorngate.
60 - bowl, bong, or joint: Billybong fuck weed itis!
61 - bottle or draft: Barrel, just turn the tap on while I lie underneath.
62 - bud light or miller light: Their brother, seen the light.
63 - tom or jerry: Tom, I hate that smug little mouse, little bastard!!
64 - cat or dog: Cog.
65 - are you wearing a necklace right now/what kind: I am wearing my tiara and my mink, necklaces are common.
66 - ring/what kind: rusty sheriff badge.
67 - paris or nicole: These are makes of car, right?
68 - dozen roses or box of chocolate: Cheap skate! I'll have both.
69 - bert or ernie: Gertie, she's a right laugh.
70 - roseanne or home improvement: DIY every time.
71 - kurt cobain or axl rose: Jean Luc Picard, make it so.
72 - janis joplin or joss stone: sigh, past caring!
73 - what street did you grow up on: The one with the cosy cardboard box and fitted duvet.
74 - what was the name of your first pet: slimy the newt.
75 - song you want played at your wedding: Were having a gang bang!
76 - song you would like played after your gone: Another one bites the dust.
77 - victorias secret or fredricks of hollywood: Hammocks are us.
78 - favortie cartoon character: Fog horn leg horn.
79 - gwen steffani or fergie: Debbie harry.
80 - what color are the underwear your wearing right now: Underwear? lol!
81 - thong, boyshort, brief, or bikini: two man tent.
82 - one piece or two: one, one piece.
83 - ginger or maryanne: Rusty persuasion.
84 - sunflower or daisy: Daisy.
85 - night or day: Night.
86 - sun or stars: Stars.
87 - motley crew or posion: Gimmie a break.
88 - who was president when you were born: Billy Bladder and his hench men.
89 - if you could change your name what would you choose: Polyps Pendleberry.
90 - family feud or name that tune: Name that tune.
91 - what color are your toenails right now: Toenail coloured.
92 - fingernails: Yes, i have some thanks.
93 - high heels or sneakers: High heeled sneakers.
94 - pjs or naked: Exotic nightie with built in handcuffs.
95 - what turns you on: Nice smells and naked men.
96 - what turns you off: Bad smells and disinterested men.
97 - do you perfer to be on top or bottom: I'll be at the bottom and work my way to the top.
98 - whats the first thing you notice when you meet someone: That I am trying, honest.
99 - nightmare on elm st or friday the 13th: Friday 12
100 - brownies or cupcakes: cupcakes
101 - favortie parfume: estee lauder, amber nude.
102 - favortie color: purple
103 - favortie quote: Lindsey your a shit magnet.
104 - favorite friend: Min
105 - whats your husband/wifes middle name: He was too poor to have a middle name.
106 - if you had just one wish what would it be: That people would be honest, always.
107 - if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be: Be a bit harder.
108 - nicknames: Ena, loulabob, damomma, bloozy, penelope pissed off, too many.
109 - pool or pond: mucky pond, mmm.
110 - potato chips or pretzels: baked spuds.
111 - salt or pepper: pepper
112 - 60's or 70's: or 2000, be in the now man.
113 - are you faithful to the one your with: I am.
114 - oprah or dr phil: dr quirkey
115 - nike or converse: green flash, hah!
116 - favorite subject in school: sex education.
117 - favortie tv show: Blah.
118 - dave or jay: who?
119 - apple or banana: Ohh, banana, very versatile.
120 - applebees or frickers: Knickers.
121 - ever shop at goodwill: Shopped with good will, till the money ran out.
122 - drumstick or push up: Your aving a larf.
123 - 50 cent or 2pac: Two bob.
124 - whats your favortie radio station: pass.
125 - what did you dream about last night: sexy blue underwear and being undressed.
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My Interests

The workings of anothers mind and the mirade journeys it takes them on. The colours of souls and the bleaching of them that takes place.

I'd like to meet:

A cheerful receptionist, a humble teacher, a modest doctor, a good humoured car park attendant, a confident teenager, a fulfilled cold caller, an objective priest, an honest parent and a stud muffin with big hands and bigger feet!

Music:

Music that matches the rhythm of my heart, both the dance songs and the slow.

Movies:

Flims that leave an imprint, whether clever or flippant as long as they do more than wash over me.

Television:

Balamory, it's THE only thing worth watching.

Books:

A book isn't just a story it's a communication, the author sharing a part of themselves and as such all books are wonderful. I love something powerful, either the content or the writer.

Heroes:

The little people who just get on with living.

My Blog

Missing you today my friend.

Your baby girl asked me to go over for a meal and light hearted fun, sometime soon! I nearly wee-ed my pants with excitement! Your girl, our girl, gorgeous Joanne. Can't tell you how thrilled I am, sh...
Posted by Lindsey. on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:29:00 PST

A little thing from auntie.

I bumped into my aunt, she was coming out of Superdrug as I was going in. I was a bit harassed, the little one was playing me up and I wasn't having a happy shopping experience. Auntie told me ab...
Posted by Lindsey. on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

I love pussy!

Muffy cat that is. Okay so she ain't glamorous, she is a moggy, long haired tatty tortoiseshell. She isn't beautiful and she isn't sweet, she is a moody Jekyll and Hyde and mostly doesn't much care fo...
Posted by Lindsey. on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST

Phiff, early nights!

Seemed like such a good idea and the first bit was so easy. Nice hot bath and a bit of a read but the book was too interesting and now I am wide awake. Anyone got any knock out drops?
Posted by Lindsey. on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:05:00 PST

About me?

I've decided I can't fill that in! Here though for those who are interested is a real bit of me. I am not the earth mother and endless shoulder to cry on, not devoid of opinions about your mistakes, t...
Posted by Lindsey. on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:03:00 PST

Hamster.

The hamster has been cleaned out this morning and while the cage was getting a nice wash my son took the hamster upstairs to play with and to keep an eye on him, hamster's name is Jelly by t...
Posted by Lindsey. on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:54:00 PST

A friend.

What's the difference between loneliness and contentment? It's a friend, that someone who gets your jokes and laughs even when they aren't funny just because they make you laugh and seeing your friend...
Posted by Lindsey. on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

Words and wisdom from the four year old

Today when we were sharing a bath, he said, ' mummy, when I grow up, I want to be a mouse', I laughed, he said 'mummy don't laugh, that's my dream'. I couldn't say anything, so he said, 'are you laugh...
Posted by Lindsey. on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

Every day is a holiday.

Oh yes, when you have something ahead of you to look forward to. It can be anything but if you are excited enough it lifts everything else. The days are peaked with expectation and at night you go to ...
Posted by Lindsey. on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:56:00 PST

Teaspoons tupperware and socks.

Okay so we all know there is some kind of void that socks and teaspoons disappear into but now we must add Tupperware to the list! It's not in fact proper Tupperware, that being the brand but the chea...
Posted by Lindsey. on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST