My Answers to Survey just wanna know a few things
1 - name: Sherbet.
2 - birthday: 21st June and if you send me a card I will be really pissed off.
3 - birthplace: Morten on the Marsh, where else?
4 - hometown: Place I lived longest I guess, Gosport.
5 - current location: The control room.
6 - right or left handed: Have both, lucky me.
7 - siblings: None I'd care to mention.
8 - children: We are all children and I am mother earth, apparently!
9 - eye color: Sludge.
10 - hair color: Purple but I am beginning to think I am entering the blue rinse phase.
11 - height: 64"
12 - weight: Ten tons, my name is Tessy.
13 - occupation: Unemployed life model, part time porn star and inventor.
14 - your heritage: Mostly Saxon with a dash of Roman and a smidgen of viking.
15 - shoes you wore today: Trainers, very cute in a comfy size 83.
16 - your perfect pizza: Pizza is shite, there is no such thing as a perfect pizza.
17 - last thing you thought about before going to bed: Must start going to bed before 3,00am.
18 - first thought when you woke up: Shit, someone has glued my eyelids shut!
19 - your bedtime: Is an abstract concept.
20 - your best feature: My fantastic breasts and sultry mouth.
21 - your worst feature: My modesty which prevents me from telling people how wonderful I am.
22 - pepsi or coke: Is teeth rotting acid, love them both.
23 - chocolate or vanilla: Tutti frutti please.
24 - hamburger or hotdog: Are revolting bum meat made into revolting snacks.
25 - propane or charcoal: Propane man and a flame thrower would be fun too.
26 - ketchup or mustard: Custard.
27 - potato or macaroni salad: Potato, potato, potato, that's a song ain't it?
28 - mcdonalds or burger king: The king always, who wants a bleedin farmer!
29 - kmart or walmart: Go Cart.
30 - NFL or college: College or some other equally interesting learning establishment.
31 - do you smoke: Yeah, smoking! Only when I am on fire though, don't you know, there's no smoke without fire.
32 - do you drink: Well yeah, otherwise I'd die, duh!
33 - do you swear: On the name of all that's holy, or holey.
34 - do you use drugs: Can't get through a complete sentence without em.
35 - have you ever been in love: No
36 - are you married: To the mob, so watch it.
37 - have you ever said i love you and didnt mean it: Yes.
38 - what did you want to be when you grew up: A man with a heavy growth.
39 - do you believe in yourself: Not any more.
40 - do you get along with your parents: Yep, get on with them great now they are dead, was just when they were alive we had issues!
41 - do you play an instrument: I play the neuro flute and the flandango.
42 - ever been beat up: Lots of times, it's more fun when you are drunk!
43 - ever shoplifted: I am a compulsive thief, have stolen lots of hearts and I ain't giving them back.
44 - ever been called a tease: Yes, no, maybe! come over here and give me a lil squeeze and I'll tell ya.
45 - ever had a one night stand: Had a one night lie down, less strenuous on the legs!
46 - whats your clothing/personal style: If is bleach splattered or covered in ketchup it's good to go!
47 - piercings/where: Labia, tongue, belly, ears. That's a lie, only my ears but it 's very boring.
48 - tattoos/what kind: I have diputs on my forehead but you can only read it if I stand in front of the mirror.
49 - in one word describe yourself: Intense or in tents but that's two!
50 - have you been baptized: Yes
51 - whats your sign: it's, {{++**++}}
52 - do you believe in God: I believe in people.
53 - target or kohls: Thursday half past two!
54 - what kind of car do you drive: An invisible one that's very slow, seriously walking is quicker.
55 - do you like your job: I love it, phiff!
56 - what high school did you attend: The crap one that succeeded in turning out a moron.
57 - did you graduate: I escaped.
58 - have you ever made someone cry: Yes.
59 - whats your favortie local bar/club: The Thorngate.
60 - bowl, bong, or joint: Billybong fuck weed itis!
61 - bottle or draft: Barrel, just turn the tap on while I lie underneath.
62 - bud light or miller light: Their brother, seen the light.
63 - tom or jerry: Tom, I hate that smug little mouse, little bastard!!
64 - cat or dog: Cog.
65 - are you wearing a necklace right now/what kind: I am wearing my tiara and my mink, necklaces are common.
66 - ring/what kind: rusty sheriff badge.
67 - paris or nicole: These are makes of car, right?
68 - dozen roses or box of chocolate: Cheap skate! I'll have both.
69 - bert or ernie: Gertie, she's a right laugh.
70 - roseanne or home improvement: DIY every time.
71 - kurt cobain or axl rose: Jean Luc Picard, make it so.
72 - janis joplin or joss stone: sigh, past caring!
73 - what street did you grow up on: The one with the cosy cardboard box and fitted duvet.
74 - what was the name of your first pet: slimy the newt.
75 - song you want played at your wedding: Were having a gang bang!
76 - song you would like played after your gone: Another one bites the dust.
77 - victorias secret or fredricks of hollywood: Hammocks are us.
78 - favortie cartoon character: Fog horn leg horn.
79 - gwen steffani or fergie: Debbie harry.
80 - what color are the underwear your wearing right now: Underwear? lol!
81 - thong, boyshort, brief, or bikini: two man tent.
82 - one piece or two: one, one piece.
83 - ginger or maryanne: Rusty persuasion.
84 - sunflower or daisy: Daisy.
85 - night or day: Night.
86 - sun or stars: Stars.
87 - motley crew or posion: Gimmie a break.
88 - who was president when you were born: Billy Bladder and his hench men.
89 - if you could change your name what would you choose: Polyps Pendleberry.
90 - family feud or name that tune: Name that tune.
91 - what color are your toenails right now: Toenail coloured.
92 - fingernails: Yes, i have some thanks.
93 - high heels or sneakers: High heeled sneakers.
94 - pjs or naked: Exotic nightie with built in handcuffs.
95 - what turns you on: Nice smells and naked men.
96 - what turns you off: Bad smells and disinterested men.
97 - do you perfer to be on top or bottom: I'll be at the bottom and work my way to the top.
98 - whats the first thing you notice when you meet someone: That I am trying, honest.
99 - nightmare on elm st or friday the 13th: Friday 12
100 - brownies or cupcakes: cupcakes
101 - favortie parfume: estee lauder, amber nude.
102 - favortie color: purple
103 - favortie quote: Lindsey your a shit magnet.
104 - favorite friend: Min
105 - whats your husband/wifes middle name: He was too poor to have a middle name.
106 - if you had just one wish what would it be: That people would be honest, always.
107 - if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be: Be a bit harder.
108 - nicknames: Ena, loulabob, damomma, bloozy, penelope pissed off, too many.
109 - pool or pond: mucky pond, mmm.
110 - potato chips or pretzels: baked spuds.
111 - salt or pepper: pepper
112 - 60's or 70's: or 2000, be in the now man.
113 - are you faithful to the one your with: I am.
114 - oprah or dr phil: dr quirkey
115 - nike or converse: green flash, hah!
116 - favorite subject in school: sex education.
117 - favortie tv show: Blah.
118 - dave or jay: who?
119 - apple or banana: Ohh, banana, very versatile.
120 - applebees or frickers: Knickers.
121 - ever shop at goodwill: Shopped with good will, till the money ran out.
122 - drumstick or push up: Your aving a larf.
123 - 50 cent or 2pac: Two bob.
124 - whats your favortie radio station: pass.
125 - what did you dream about last night: sexy blue underwear and being undressed.
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