I left school in 1972.Well I was asked not to come back actually.
During the summer holidays I had seen a gardening job advertised in a newsagents which I successfully applied for. After the holidays I eagerly returned to continue my education which was sadly not to be.
So I stayed at the gardening firm for about two years. I then worked for the glorious London Borough of Camden as a gardener. We used to wear donkey jackets with LBC on the back and if people asked what it meant we said London Brick Company [or the more fruity London’s Biggest C**t] . Having by now learnt a tremendous amount about gardening I then applied for a job on the Camden painting and decorating department and got sacked after about six months for turfing someone’s front room and wallpapering their window box [due to some confusion on my part].
I then spent some most excellent quality time looking after my young son Matthew whilst on the dole and also trying to learn how to play the guitar. Which I haven’t done yet.
After a while the dole office kept saying I should get a job so I got a job in the UCH hospital allegedly helping the carpenters bodge up roller blinds and repair things etc..I got really sick of it and applied for what was to be my last job working for the GPO as a sort of cleaner/tea boy which was the best one yet money/skiving wise.
After that I became a pop star which was fun..
I have been married three times.
Once in 1976 to Susan and I have a son called Matthew aged 25.
We separated in 1981 but we are still good friends. Me and Susan that is.
My second marriage was in 1992 to Laurence and had another son Felix who is 8.
We separated in 1995 don't get on all that well but we try.
I finally got married for the third time to Melissa in July 2001 and we are still getting on really well.
So well in fact that we have now have a son called Frankie Foreman. Here he is a rocking and a rollin'
and I think that's about it for now..Well it was until the 5th August 2006 and along came a daughter at last...Elfie Foreman 7lbs 7ozZZzzzzzzzz..
all the best Chris
