The Liberty of Norton Folgate |
right, me old beauties: THIS is the kind of indepth, ever-so-slightly poncey, review that the NME used to knock out before it became Hello magazines' 'smack and crack' supplement... but seeing as they...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:21:00 GMT |
my worst cold... EVAH! |
Living in Scotland as I do, and thus regularly partaking of its wonderful climate, it is a rare year that isn't punctuated by at least a couple of colds, sniffles, lurgies or even, worst case scenario...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:20:00 GMT |
Pished on biscuits |
Pished on biscuitsThe Pot Still, halfway up Hope Street, Glasgow, isn't a particularly pretty pub.However, in a city where a lot of old pubs have been gutted and turned into McLager © establishments ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:51:00 GMT |
I say I say I say, my dog has no nose |
..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />It was on Ayr Racecourse that it happened, five or six years ago now.The day had been fine and warm, late spring, with be...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:46:00 GMT |
Madness (discussed in the style of Billy Connoly) |
I was in London recently&
That sounds so delightfully casual, doesn't it?"
"Ooh London last weekend, Amsterdam on Tuesday, Wednesday at St Ives for a spot of surfing and a wee relax, then strai...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:33:00 GMT |
The Wrong Trousers |
With regard to leg apparel, I am a man of simple habits.Since the matter of trouserial choice was first devolved to me by my dear mother, round about the age of 13 (up to which point, I was in shorts,...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:24:00 GMT |
Nut Wars : Attack of the Tufties |
Picture the scene: Its been a cold winter in Glasgow this time round, particularly this last month or so, with much less of the, usually constant, mild rainy weather, and much more of the nippy sub-z...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:34:00 GMT |
DANGER Unexploded Baby |
Babies are machines for making noxious liquids.
Liquid 1) is 'posseted' milk. Not strictly speaking vomit, due to lack of carrot lumps, biley smell and lager, but just regurgitated milk. Initially,...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 05:49:00 GMT |
Fun with Pauline, Terry and Neville |
so, despite my dire warnings of event gravity, the frighteningly close alignment of several fairly huge amphetameanies gigs, house rebuilding, new job responsibilities and the birth of Donk Junior jus...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 03:37:00 GMT |
from here to maternity |
the last antenatal class has been and gone.
we sat there, huddled and starey-eyed, with the seven or eight other couples who've been attending, in the physiotherapy room on the ground floor of the Qu...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 07:02:00 GMT |
