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MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~

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About Me

I'm a mental patient named Cheryl for Jeff Katts movie
"SOUL SAVIOUR CHRONICLES"
aka My f'd up mug shot...LOL
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My wedding / b-day July 7, 2007


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LOVE YOU BIG SIS
Winona Ann Leilani Tuupoina
May 8, 1979 - October 8, 2006

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MEN PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING:
01. Please dont talk to my breasts you wont be meeting them
02. If you want to control someone sleep with your remote
03. I always choose chocolate over men always!
04. 51% Love Goddess 49% Bitch
05. My sexual preference is NO
06. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray
07. Its not the size that counts, its...No, wait size does count
08. Remember you horny piece of dirt: Girls are made of spice and everything nice
09. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever
10. Save your breath for an inflatable date
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ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
Symptom: Drink unusually pale and tasteless.
Fault: Glass empty.
Action: Get someone to buy you another drink.
Symptom: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
Fault: You have fallen over backward.
Action: Have yourself leashed to bar.
Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
Fault: You have fallen forward.
Action: See above.
Symptom: Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
Action: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
Symptom: Floor blurred.
Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Action: Get someone to buy you another drink.
Symptom: Floor moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
Symptom: Room seems unusually dark.
Fault: Bar has closed.
Action: Confirm home address with bartender.
Symptom: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
Fault: Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
Action: Cover mouth.
Symptom: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
Fault: You are dancing on the table.
Action: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
Symptom: Drink is crystal-clear.
Fault: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
Action: Punk him.
Symptom: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind usually clear.
Fault: You have been in a fight.
Action: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
Symptom: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
Fault: You've wandered into the wrong party.
Action: See if they have free alcohol.
Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted.
Fault: The drink is too weak.
Action: Have more alcohol until your voice improves.
Symptom: Don't remember the words to the song.
Fault: Drink is just right.
Action: Play air guitar.
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Do you like Trance, Progressive, House or anything like it?
Then you gotta check out my man I/O Control's
Website and MySpace Profile
You can:
- download mixes by I/O Control, BITE, and/or Spellbinder
- see his play lists from previous nights
- see where you can catch him DJ-ing
- find out other places where he DJ's
- you can post your comments pretty much anywhere
- see my photo albums, where I have tunz of pictures
- you can also make your own photo album
So come and join, it's FREE. ;-)
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OTHER PROFILES

Diary
Hi5
Xanga
MoBog
Care2
YouTube
FuBar FaceBook
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My Interests

I like going to concerts with my sister Nona, watching my man DJ I/O Control spin his music, and watch movies at home. I like to play WORLD OF WARCRAFT.My toons are:

SERVER: RUNETODUM
1. Blood Elf Hunter named MalarkySan
2. Undead Warlock named MonaTsuki
3. Blood Elf Mage named NonaSka

SERVER: BRONZEBEARD
1. Troll Hunter named TsukiMe
2. Undead Warlock named BankOvTsuki

I'd like to meet:


"A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE screwed up!"


YO MAMA!

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Music:

Kirk aka DJ I/O Control 2-11-06

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Less Than Jake 12-19-05

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Goldfinger 10-10-05

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Sublime, Dance Hall Crashers, Reel Big Fish, The Cardigans, Jane Jensen, The Carpenters, Goldfinger, The Suicide Machines, Radiohead, Homegrown, MxPx, NoFX, Save Ferris, Silverchair, Veruca Salt, Republica, Hole, 311, Buck-O-Nine, Bread, Guttermouth, Madonna (old), Everclear, Elton John, The Killers, Weezer, The Offspring (old), Third Eye Blind, Bee Gees, America, Journey, Chicago, Eagles, The Cranberries, New Kids on the Block, The Jets, Paula Abdul, Rod Stewart, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Size 14, Sixpence None the Richer, Stroke 9, The Doors + many more. I just love the Stations on the radio. I like to listen to: 101.9 | 107.9 | 94.7 | 96.3 | 92.3 | 90.3.

DJ Maleko from STAR 101.9 fm

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DJ Nocturna (KTUH 90.3 FM)

Movies:

Band of Brothers, Schindler's List, Moulin Rouge!, Red Dragon, Trainspotting, Battle Royal, Casino, Goodfellas, Freeway, Romper Stompers, Gladiator, Human Traffic, Boondock Saints, Party Monster, Deuces Wild, The Beauticion and the Beast, Bonnie and Clyde, Swingers, Plesentville, Three Kings, The Outsiders, Mi Vida Loca - My Crazy Life, Now and Then, A League of their own, Fried Green Tomatoes, A Life less ordinary, American History X, The People under the steps, Stand by Me, Once were Worriors, Saving Silverman, The Sandlot, A Bronx Tale, Die Hard, Heavinly Kid + more.

Television:

Prison Break, All of CSI (all), House MD, Criminal Minds, Stand Off, Numbers, Cold Case, Seindfeld, Without a trace, I Love Lucy, mXe, Nanny, Inuyasha, Tri Gun, Who's line is it anyways?, Mamas Family, Save by the bell, The Food network, The History Channel, + many more.

I Love Lucy

Books:

The Silver Kiss

Anne Frank: A Diary of a young girl

Beyond Band of Brothers:
The war memoirs of
MAJOR DICK WINTERS

Heroes:

My Family, Friends. Kirk aka I/O Control , and Kilala Slim (my furr baby).

My Blog

"Soul Saviour Chronicles" showing

I hope you all can make it! THE SOUL SAVIOUR CHRONICLES movie will premiere at the Regal Dole Cannery Theater in Honolulu, Hi. AUDITORIUM 10  THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25TH, 20086:30pm   ...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:58:00 PST

Boay Party / Babyshower for Ecstacy

Anyone's invited. It's also Chad & Ecstacy's Baby Shower!!! Bring whatever you want to eat and drink. ...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:27:00 PST

Extra in "LOST" - pt. 3

The episode I'm in is called "There's no place like home". They showed it on Thursday 5/15/08 and should be showing it again on 5/22/08. I missed it, but i'm gonna watch it at abc.com. Remember I'm ri...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:07:00 PST

Extra in LOST - pt.2

Well just got in a check in the mail from CAPS UNIVERSAL. For being an extra in "LOST" they paid me $104.20. Eh...not bad. Plus for my Martial Status they put me down as SINGLE! Oh well...hahahah...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:11:00 PST

6-1-08 Party @ Kakaako

"The BOAY Partee @ Kaka'ako" Sunday, June 1st!!!So Far the DJ's are:12:00 - NightMarcher1:00 - Errrick2:00 - Shift3:00 - EP4:00 - Marlon Estrada5:00 - Rayne6:00 - Zane7:00 - Bite8:00 - OmikDO NOT MISS...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

Extra in "LOST"

Whelp yesterday 4/23/08 my father in-law and I woke up at 4am because we were going to be extras in the TV show called LOST. I played a photographer and my father in-law played a videographer. It was ...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

RIP Gramps

My grandpa passed away on Easter morning in his bed. He was 96 years old. I’m not that upset because he had led a pretty long life. He loved 2 things in life: Budweiser and bowling. He...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:03:00 PST

The move

Well Kirk and I pretty much moved upstairs at our house in our brand new PINK bedroom. (I’ll take pictures after we’re settled in). Right now we are in the middle of moving the office upst...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:05:00 PST

Soul Saviour Chronicles

I will be playing a mental person named Chryl I have Post Tramatic Stress Disorder. Hope you all come out to see it in September of this year. http://www.freewebs.com/soulsaviourchronicles...
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:41:00 PST

New picture albums

Hey all. I made 3 new albums. ENJOY!!! 1. Chris Micali night @ The Loft 10-25-07 2. Venus 10-15-07 3. Lotus 10-20-07 Pictures added to albums: Galaxy Night Club and Wedding....
Posted by MonaKirOna ~Miss U NoNa~ on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST