"SOUL SAVIOUR CHRONICLES"
aka My f'd up mug shot...LOL
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My wedding / b-day July 7, 2007
LOVE YOU BIG SIS
Winona Ann Leilani Tuupoina
May 8, 1979 - October 8, 2006
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MEN PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING:
01. Please dont talk to my breasts you wont be meeting them
02. If you want to control someone sleep with your remote
03. I always choose chocolate over men always!
04. 51% Love Goddess 49% Bitch
05. My sexual preference is NO
06. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray
07. Its not the size that counts, its...No, wait size does count
08. Remember you horny piece of dirt: Girls are made of spice and everything nice
09. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever
10. Save your breath for an inflatable date
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ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
Symptom: Drink unusually pale and tasteless.
Fault: Glass empty.
Action: Get someone to buy you another drink.
Symptom: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
Fault: You have fallen over backward.
Action: Have yourself leashed to bar.
Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
Fault: You have fallen forward.
Action: See above.
Symptom: Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
Action: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
Symptom: Floor blurred.
Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Action: Get someone to buy you another drink.
Symptom: Floor moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
Symptom: Room seems unusually dark.
Fault: Bar has closed.
Action: Confirm home address with bartender.
Symptom: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
Fault: Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
Action: Cover mouth.
Symptom: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
Fault: You are dancing on the table.
Action: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
Symptom: Drink is crystal-clear.
Fault: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
Action: Punk him.
Symptom: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind usually clear.
Fault: You have been in a fight.
Action: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
Symptom: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
Fault: You've wandered into the wrong party.
Action: See if they have free alcohol.
Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted.
Fault: The drink is too weak.
Action: Have more alcohol until your voice improves.
Symptom: Don't remember the words to the song.
Fault: Drink is just right.
Action: Play air guitar.
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Do you like Trance, Progressive, House or anything like it?
Then you gotta check out my man I/O Control's
Website and MySpace Profile
You can:
- download mixes by I/O Control, BITE, and/or Spellbinder
- see his play lists from previous nights
- see where you can catch him DJ-ing
- find out other places where he DJ's
- you can post your comments pretty much anywhere
- see my photo albums, where I have tunz of pictures
- you can also make your own photo album
So come and join, it's FREE. ;-)
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OTHER PROFILES
Diary
Hi5
Xanga
MoBog
Care2
YouTube
FuBar FaceBook
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