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melissa bomb

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About Me


What Melissa Wong Means
M is for Muffin
E is for Eye Candy
L is for Lambkin
I is for Igloo Warmer
S is for Sleepy
S is for Snuggles
A is for Almond
W is for Wiggle Bear
O is for Only Love
N is for Nookie
G is for Goofy
What's Your Pet Name? So far i've made up some of the greatest words in the whole wide world!!!!glitterpoop-something you might have the day after Halloween if you were a fairy, princess or something to that effect, basically any slutty costume involving glitter a.e. "Do you think if you ate lots of glitter you would have glitterpoop?"puntach-something i might yell at the bar at any given time, basically a cross between biotch and punta, which i thought meant bitch in spanish but apparently means point. a.e. "Tu madre...PUNTACH!!!"besides that my accomplishments are pretty lengthy so i'll leave them for storytime... but for now here are few things that i'm good at: stubbing my big toe; minor parking lot accidents; obtaining mysterious bruises; getting lost in the woods; losing my ATM card infiniti times, or ya know my whole wallet, that's only happened twice; losing my passport, social security card, basically anything important; attending the "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" meetings; moped wrecks; celebrating any holiday or thing and last but not least, being dead sexy
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You Are Cherry Garcia Ice Cream
You're the coolest cat around, but too laid back to let it get to your head What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?


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My Interests

I'm interested in finding out what Seaworld does with Shamu when he dies, oh yeah art and philosophy too, you know where the big bucks are at!


I'd like to meet:

A leprechaun so i can get rich and drunk!! and he better be a dancing leprechaun who says "yes, i dance like this"...
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Music:

i love it all bitches, just kidding, maybe not, she was a hoe, for shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! right now i have a broken 3 track cd player, in it is lauryn hill, blackalicous and damian marley, i like stuff, i don't like stuff, thats how it goes i guess, i like cds i can play all the way through
You are 80% Sagittarius
How Sagittarius Are You? /div

Movies:

Quinten Tarentino movies, 40 year old virgin, wedding crashers, 50 first dates, moulin rouge, school of rock, bongwater, Wizard of Oz, Gladiator, Legends of the Fall, dances with wolves, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption even though its on tv all the time and the gross rape scene its still awesome, unbreakable, all the nightmare on elm streets, the golden child, the super, i've seen too many movies, i blame it on you and your blockbuster card henry!!! just kidding

Television:

Family Guy, Howard Stern, Shorties Watching Shorties, Seinfeld and Friends reruns

Books:

Definitely the Da Vinci Code
Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking
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You Should Be a Painter
You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas.
And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process! What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

Heroes:

my poopy-la-roo...Me on a sunny day, tannin' my cheeks!!!!!
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Quotes for 2008

2007 was a weird fun crazy year.... things to keep in mind to make 08 great some quotes from people i respect... Buddha quotes... All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is eve...
Posted by melissa bomb on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:19:00 PST