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About Me

1st off I like to curse....alot...okay now that we have that outta the way I am Elliott.If you are taking a picture and I am standing in the background, I will probably be flipping off your camera, because I still act like a snotty 14 year old a lot.... I like lots of different things. I like horror and exploitation movies way too much. I like animals. I like to pretend I am an artist, film maker and/or writer, History fascinates me, I think always making sense is very overrated. I like most people..I like old smut...I am not really a "down to earth guy". I like being "weird". I laugh a lot and at almost anything.I like my record collection. I firmly believe in hairbrained plans and silly dreams, I think if you wanna record your freezer for 40 min, throw a whole bunch of effect filters on it and release it as a cd you should (okay maybe not that since it is my idea and everyone would just say "you know, you are just ripping off elliott's BREEZER FURN cd" (which you can listen to at http://www.myspace.com/breezerfurn), but you should get the idea with that). I believe in the general goodness of people. I think things can be changed and can't stand cynisim (even if I am guilty of it occasionally)....umm...I dunno, I hate this stuff, and I can't think of anything else to say just message me or IM me(readyAIMfire = Midnighto6man) for christ's sake (or maybe not for his sake, but for another third reason)...I have a blog you should be reading called "Things That Matter and you can find it at http://thiscraprules.blogspot.com/I've been obsessing on my Flickr with lots of punk rock photos, flyers, and old fanzine ads.

My Interests

movies, records, cleansing my blade in the blood of my enemies, convenient stores, art, duct tape, food, comics, toys, sideshows, doing things cheaply, bar-bee-cue, samurai, phisical objects with great stories attached to them, getting some killing done, pho-tog-raffi, sex, violence, ect.

I'd like to meet:

Monkeys that talk, Robots, people who "get the joke", ninjas, samurai, yakuza, circus people, freaks, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, barbara Gordon, Serge Gainsbourg's ghost, People who will give me their parent's record collections, Charles Xavier,a hookup for free Turkey Hill Ice Tea and Middleswarth chips, ect...people who want to be involved in a movie about brain eating hippies, or an artist for a comic about a dinosaur actor.

Music:

Shit that rocks...hardcore punk, garage, bubblegum, power-pop, 60's girl groups,punk rock,pre-war blues, brit invasion, pre-1975ish country, freakbeat, new wave, soul and r&b (meaning Rhythm and blues, not the awful sappy crap they call r&b now..just say no to R. Kelly and bicthy singing over bad fake drums), rockabilly, and most other non shitty stuff in general...If you wanna get specific we could be here all day but this week (9/14) I am digging on Jay Reatard (and most of his projects, especially the Lost Sounds), The new Violent Minds 12", the new Street Trash lp, The Homostupids lp, the Nasty Facts single (which I don't actually own, but really wish I did) Bratmobile, N.O.T.A., Anthrax, The Jam, The Neon Hearts, Cannibal Corpse, and Mika Miko...oh yea, I like it best on vinyl.

Movies:

Exploitation, Sexploitation, Nunsploitation, Nazisploitation, rock n roll movies, Zombies, Kung-Fu, violent westerns, girl gang flicks, pinky violence, Hong Kong action flicks, women in prison flicks, eurosleaze, 70s porn, nudie cuties, stag loops, aliens, monsters, slashers, splater, biker flicks, yakuza, kaiju, samurai, giant monsters, drive-in trash comedies, George Romero, Dario Argento, H.G. Lewis, Sid Davis, Jess Franco, Sam Peckinpah, Lucio Fulci, Kinji Fukasaku, Sergio Leone, Roman Polanski, Robert Rodriguez, Hideo Nakata, Roger Corman, Ed Wood, Frank Capra, William Lustig, Quentin Tarantino, Jean Rollin, Jack Hill, Jose Mojica Marins, John Woo, Takashi Miike, Martin Scorsese, Kevin Smith, the Zucker brothers and lots more....

Television:

Doctor Who is my favorite show ever, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Smallville, Adult Swim,Batman TAS,lots of random sci-fi/horror type stuff, Invader Zim, Stuff on the History channel and Family Ties..I am really awful at watching tv.

Books:

mainly stuff about music and movies. lots of magazines and comics (my favorites are anything Batman/Gotham, Fables, Spiderman, JLA, bunches of others, but if I had to pick my favorite right now it would probably be Birds Of Prey)...but lots of other ones too) oh and anything about sideshows/freakshows.

My Blog

Prize Winning Honey

My pal Jay's family keeps bees and makes honey that wins 1st place at the county fair (yes it is THAT good). Man do I love the fair! .. as usual you can also find this at Things That...
Posted by Elliott on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

The Skeleton Brigade!

I love the thrilling toys you get from bubblegum machines. I got these dudes out of a machine at the local Thomas' market...They look like something straight off of an 80's thrash metal record! ...
Posted by Elliott on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:40:00 PST

The Grey AM at the Donald Heiter Community Center 9-01-07

The Grey AM with all their different lineups! As always you can also find this post (and lots of other ones I don't post here at ...
Posted by Elliott on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

Halloween was awesome

I knew Rob Zombie would not let me down. It was true enough to the spirit of the original to not be offensive, but different enough to make it worth watching instead of just popping in the dvd for th...
Posted by Elliott on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST

I love the Neep v.1

Photos from my Jaunt around Wilkes-Barre this afternoon. .. ...
Posted by Elliott on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:03:00 PST

An Albatross, Daughters, and White Mice at Cafe Metropolis in Wilkes-Barre PA 8-24-07

An Albatross Daughters White Mice As usual this post is mirrored at Things That Matter!...
Posted by Elliott on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:42:00 PST

Oldman Skateday sounds super fun!

Keith posted this bulletin on the myspace, I figured I would post it here in case anyone stumbles across it here...this is an awesome idea and I am super psyched for it, it's almost like a class re-un...
Posted by Elliott on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

Killer Gator Ad

From the Feb 1990 issue of Thrasheras usual this post is mirrored from Things That Matter!...
Posted by Elliott on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

Barbarian Lord at Embassay Vinyl in Scranton PA 4/28/07

North East PA fast hardcore mayhem bringers Barbarian Lord have some new songs from their upcoming split with Godstomper up on their myspace, you should check them out. Here's a video of ...
Posted by Elliott on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:55:00 PST

Dropdead & The Max Levine Ensemble at Disgaceland in Philly

Dropdead The Max Levine Ensemble this post is mirrored from Things That Matter, I post stuff there that I don't post here, so you should check it out!...
Posted by Elliott on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:15:00 PST