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About Me

WATCH MY DOC PROMO! Visit my blog as bleedintoone.blogspot.comI was born at a very young age and at that young age, I always loved music, TV and movies. Ahhh, I remember the old days... sneaking out of the house to go watch re-runs of the 6 Million Dollar Man with only a pocket full of pez, some fun dip and cherry flavored ring pops. Just look at me now, just turned 35, have 2 kids and sitting here with a pocket full of pez, some fun dip and a cherry flavored ring pop...of course, I could care less about the 6 Million Dollar Man since I got my season 3 DVD of "The Greatest American Hero." Good times...I am one of the lucky, blessed people in the world who actually get to do what they love for a living...no, I am not a professional sleeper or Krispy Kreme tester. I am a director/cinematographer. I am decent enough at my job that I have had a chance to do a lot of amazing things. If you have seen any of the Lord of the Rings films, you prolly saw how amazing the cinematography was...well, I had nothing to do with those... but I may have just inked a deal to do a short film starring Screech and Erkel, so that is pretty huge. It is kind of a Matrix meets Bob the Builder vibe...very edgy.If you have a band and need a video, I am your guy. I have a different pricing structure than most directors. If your music is terrible and I hate it, your video will cost $50,000. If your music is actually good and I like it, I might do it for $500. If you music stinks but your are a midget, I will prolly do it for free because I friggin LOVE midgets.As far as me personally? Wow, somehow I married the most awesome gorgeous woman in the world our first son Jax is going on 2 years old and we have a new little boy named Catcher who was born Memorial Day 2007.

My Interests

anything nerdy, gadgets, widgets, gidgets, midgets, movies, video games, poker, video production stuff

I'd like to meet:

My maker, Scott Baio, Willy Ames, Tina Yothers, the other guy in Wham, Jack Black, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Dog The Bounty Hunter

Music:

Stryper, Hanson, Coldplay, The Hero Factor, Keith Green, Jacob Wright, U2, Billy Joel, Fountains of Wayne, Keane, Star Sailor, Travis, Guster, Stephen Speaks and Stephen Shut Up

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite (I have to put this right?),Memento, Hoop Dreams, The Goonies, Gremlins, too many to list, basically anything that is NOT the Dukes of Hazzard

Television:

FoodTV, Jesus TV and sports...man if they could only combine those into one giant cooking-Jesus-sports show...

Books:

The Education of Little Tree, Easy Riders:Raging Bulls, Sole Influence, English to Swahili Dictionary (you never know)

Heroes:

Jesus, John Russell, anyone who eats at Taco Bell more than once a month

My Blog

more names

BANANA JUICE - I saw this on Elvis's MySpace and well... it just spoke to me.ISOLATED PEAKS - This was a submission from a friend, I like the mystery of it. It can work on so many levels. Are we talk...
Posted by Ash on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

One new one...

This came up last night. Raspberry SomethingMy wife went into Nordaggios and came out with a treat. I asked her what it was and she said, "I dunno, it's uh...a raspberry something."...
Posted by Ash on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST

Finally, more names

Ok, so I got little busy.... for a year or so... time to start this up again. Let's start with what I consider the perfect band name, so perfect, I know some band already has it...MOIST - I already kn...
Posted by Ash on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST

Some more sweet band names...

"3 Blocks from the Ghetto" My friend Aaron was telling me how he was going to move to a condo that was "in the heart of Brookside" and I told him that they only said that because it sounds better than...
Posted by Ash on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:49:00 PST

More band names for today!

"John's Magic Box" I was talking to April and she wanted to make a compilation of several scenes from different movies. She asked if she could just hook the DVD player up to the VCR. I said, "You can ...
Posted by Ash on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:03:00 PST

Some more swwet band names...

Again, the rules are these must come up in everyday conversation. I cant just make them up... "Birth Place of Gene Autry" My friend Phillip was telling me how to get to his house, he said I should ha...
Posted by Ash on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 02:38:00 PST

Even more band names

"Blazing Noodles" I saw this on the menu at a chinese place today and it seemed like a good band name "Green Poop Story" Long story... yesterday I tried a new flavor of walmart brand crystal light, ...
Posted by Ash on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 02:28:00 PST

New band names...

Got some good ones at birthing class and dinner... "Nipple Confusion" Apparently if you are going to breastfeed you should not allow the baby to have a bottle in the first few weeks to avoid "nipple ...
Posted by Ash on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 09:38:00 PST

"Nette's Bean Thing"

Again, these are all pulled from my everyday conversations. I hear a phrase ans think or say, "that would be a good band name." "Full Body Boppy" My wife said she was at Babys'R'Us and saw a "full bo...
Posted by Ash on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 03:15:00 PST

one more

"Shaving the Tortillas" Said by Dustin at Micah's birthday dinner. He was looking into the kitchen and I asked what he was looking at, he said, "there is some dude shaving the tortillas." ...
Posted by Ash on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 12:53:00 PST