Hi I'm Amanda, nice to meet you. Technically we are friends, but I'm pretty sure I don't know a lot of you, so I'll call those of you I haven't had the privilege to hang out with pseudos meaning "fake friends" or "Almost Friends". And the rest of you can rest in the reassurance that you aren't known as a pseudo, and you pseudos can have a goal to work toward. And then one day when you least expect it, voila! Magic happens and you are real to me! But to make it easier you should know these things:1:Logan- the love of my life, the perfect life companion, molded to fit me with exact specifications by the best craftsman know to exist, and gifted with the art of making people laugh so hard that beverages come out of their noses. Has a habit of making me feel like a princess. In fact, there are tiaras to prove this notion.Officially voted most kind and genuine person of the year for the 3rd year in a row. Also know as Logan of the Logan Show.2:Zissou- The second man in my life, referred to by many nicknames including but not limited to: Monkey butt, Little fat man, Z, Z pup, Z dog, puke face, and more. Shows the world the true meaning of life by always enjoying the little things in life, his one fault is his faulty gag reflex. Cool points for the Tat. Love is the only language he speaks, well, besides dog.3:Mexican- The lost food group. No man can live without it. And let's be honest here people, no man could afford to live without it. My stomach's euphoria.4:Chocolate- The other dark meat. No day is complete with out a little pinch. The unbreakable addiction, the heroine of the candy world! Once you start there is no stopping!I will shout it from the roof tops "Hi My name is Amanda, and I am a chocoholic."... now you say "Hi Amanda".5:Friends- The key to good life. Sanity builders, storm calmers, lifers. Fun makers. Wii Bowlers. Party throwers. Costume wearers. Honest ears and mouths. Over all important to remain a functioning part of the human race.6:Family- Essential to life itself. Without family, I would not be born. The epitome of chaos cushioned by uncensored true love. The only people that know the real you, and experienced your "Glue Phase." They are crucial in the campaign to keep the rest of the world from understand what a "Glue Phase" is.All right, friends, you will laugh as your read those statements, pseudos you will learn from them, and eventually laugh at them as well. Welcome to my life.
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