i was homeschooled, but have good social skills. i founded several clubs and gangs at a young age. defense force, the x gang, the adventure children and the kings just to name a few. i have been seen on t.v. in russia. i have slept on top of a moving bus in bangladesh. i formally was a mime. i mispell words all the time. i type with two fingers. i have performed stand up comedy twice. one time i handcuffed my sister to the shower and then turned it on. she was pretty upset, because i got her clothes all wet. i started a superhero team with my best friend, nathan. he was shatterstar, and i was shadowstar. my first kiss was at the age of 25. i have been to 13 countries. i have flat feet. when i was a kid, i wanted to play in the NBA. i hate mayo. i love mustard. i hate seafood. i love taco bueno. i tried to jump out of a moving vehicle when i found out i was being taken to get a shot. my mom first told me we were getting ice cream. i hated physics. i would get the right answers, but because i didn't use the right formula, i got a C. i wrote a rap song with isaac hanson called "be cool, stay in school". i have 12 roommates. life is a highway, and i want to ride it all night long...
