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Do It Cuz You're NAKED

Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts

About Me

Eh, I hate this part, I always start to ramble . . . okay let's see, I'm half Italian and half Mexican and born in Ireland, somewhere I'd like to go back and visit some day. For the most part I'm really laid-back and easygoing, I like to play it by ear and go with the flow of things. At the same time, though, I'm very independent, and have no problem doing my own thing by myself. In fact, there are definitely times when I feel like I need to be alone. However, the times when I actually AM alone are few and far between, as I spend most of my time hanging out with my friends and doing things I shouldn't be. ;o) I'm very understanding, many have said they feel like they can talk to me about anything, and many do, I tend to give out a lot of advice. Oh and girls, don't be put off if I'm overly flirtacious; I can't help it, but it's certainly not more than talk -- unless you want it to be! ;o) Laughter is extremely important to me, I love to laugh and make others do the same. One thing you should definitely know, though -- I'm sarcastic to a fault. Getting it trouble for not being serious when I should be happens more often than I care to admit, but trust me, I never mean it to offend, and when I do, you'll know it without a doubt. Once you get to know me you'll see how good-natured I am. Bottom line, I'm a nice guy and I'm easy to talk to and get along with, so drop me a line!If you wanna hit me up on AIM -- and I'd encourage you to do so -- my sn is VORTANEXUS.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tony
Birthday: June 5, 1984
Birthplace: Ballinasloe, County Meathe, Republic of Ireland
Current Location: Morgantown, WV, US of A
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: So dark brown it looks black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left baby, I ain't no conformist
Your Heritage: Mother's full-blooded Mexican, dad's full-blooded Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Uh, my flip-flops and then my tennis shoes out to the bar . . . yes, I only have one pair of each
Your Weakness: A cute girl in a short skirt
Your Fears: That I won't do anything with my life
Your Perfect Pizza: All I gotta say is, it doesn't matter WHAT you got on that pizza, if you leave it in a room with me you better have said your goodbyes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get in shape
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "again?? we JUST had sex, why'd you let me drive all the way back here"
Thoughts First Waking Up: One of three: "Man, I'm hungry," "Man, I gotta piss," or "Man, I hate morning wood."
Your Best Physical Feature: I guess I'll go with my eyes
Your Bedtime: Usually way too late . . . I need more sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a kid and not having to worry about anything
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yeah . . . at 4:20 baby
Do you Swear: Come on now, we all swear sometimes
Do you Sing: Yes, and I'm wonderfully tone deaf thank you very much
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: I'm in it sucka
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, when I'm ready
Do you belive in yourself: I kinda have to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think I'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak: I can't honestly say yes
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hells yeah, especially close ones with lots of lightning
Do you play an Instrument: I've dabbled in drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Sure have
In the past month have you Smoked: Indubitably
In the past month have you been on Drugs: You know, even Advil and Tylenol are drugs, people. Cough syrup? It'll eff. You. UP. Careful fightin' that cold, kiddies!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes'm
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Chyeah buddy, and I gotta say, the new theater rocks nads
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do Oreos come in boxes? Are those thin little cardboard dividers wrapped in cellophane really deserving of the title "box"? I think not. Regardless, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Heck yes, I love sushi, especially the Unagi from Hibachi's, I'm drooling just thinking about it
In the past month have you been on Stage: We're all on a stage folks, it's called life . . . okay, I know that was lame. No
In the past month have you been Dumped: From a moving car into a parking lot naked and blindfolded, yes. By a girl, no. Don't ask
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but now that you mention it I wanna
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Um . . .
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: Hell naw, I'm easy like Sunday morning
Ever been Beaten up: Sheeeiiiiit
Ever Shoplifted: Dude what happens in Wal-Mart stays in Wal-Mart
How do you want to Die: Old, and with a feeling of accomplishment
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Spider-Man
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Totally depends on the girl, all eye colors can be beautiful . . . if I had to choose, icy blue
Favourite Hair Color: Again, totally depends . . . but again, if I had to choose, dark brown
Short or Long Hair: Long, thick, soft, and with no knots . . . I love to play with girls' hair, I can't help it
Height: I dunno, I kinda like a girl that's shorter than me just enough so that her head fits right under my chin, that's cute . . . but I also like taller girls, like 5'10", 5'11"
Weight: I dunno really, I guess it'd depend on the girl
Best Clothing Style: I can't say anything but a cute top, anthing really, and a nice short miniskirt, grrrrrrowl
Number of Drugs I have taken: Like I said, drugs are drugs are drugs, I'm sure I've been given thousands over the course of my life
Number of CDs I own: Eh, no clue, but not very many . . . I know, I'm weird, hate me
Number of Piercings: None, but every now and then I think about getting my tongue pierced
Number of Tattoos: None, but I kinda want one . . . either between my shoulder blades or something on a shoulder
Number of things in my Past I Regret: What, you want me to write a book?
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My Interests

Reading, writing, partying, the Internet, making people laugh, partying, hanging out with friends, partying . . . I like to dance but I suck at it ;o)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone at all, I love meeting new people, although I feel it necessary to say a sense of humor is pretty much a prerequisite, if you lack one then don't bother talkin' to me cuz I'm probably gonna piss you off. Celebrity-wise I'd love to meet Jesus, Julius Ceasar, Socrates, Plato, Dave Chappelle, some friggin' aliens I know you're out there dammit, Angelina Jolie my GOD she's gorgeous, and -- you guessed it -- Spider-Man.

Music:

The Decemberists - Sixteen Military Wives

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Movies:

I'm hopelessly addicted to sci-fi. Some of my favorite movies are the Matrix trilogy and the Star Wars series, the Spider-Man movies, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I also love comedy -- Super Troopers hands down, pretty much anything with Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell.

Television:

I watch Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SeaLab 2021 and Dave Chappelle religiously. In fact, I flat-out LOVE Adult Swim. SNL and MAD TV rock ass too, but their old-school stuff is better.

Books:

It's from back in the day, but Sideways Stories from Wayside School kick ass. Also the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, most anything by Michael Crighton (especially Prey), and many more.

Heroes:

My parents and my brother Andrew, my friend Trevor, my girl Jenny Erin, and of course Spider-Man.

My Blog

WWJDFAKB?

It's become painfully obvious to me recently that communication is beyond key.  So many stupid little things get blown outta proportion and made into something unnecessary because of a lack of co...
Posted by Do It Cuz You're NAKED on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The heat MY GOD THE HEAT

So I'm gettin' home today at like nine-thirty and the temperature gauge in my car says it's ninety degrees outside.  Ninety!  At nine-fuckin'-thirty!  What the nuts??  I mean I kno...
Posted by Do It Cuz You're NAKED on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know you like it

Well, I just finished making this whole myspace thing finally, so I figured I'd blog it up a bit.  Unfortunately, I have nothing of importance to say, so I'll just state the obvious -- Dave ...
Posted by Do It Cuz You're NAKED on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST