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A Pattern Interrupt

lady, you are tripping BALLS on some bad acid right now!

About Me


don't get really close when you talk to me. I'm really really awkward and it takes me forever to adjust to people but I ALWAYS need my space. if I'm drunk then it's another story. I do weird things with my hands in photos, I can't live without pets...lots of them. I'm meticulous to a fault, but it comes in handy when I'm working with sharp objects around your head (get your hair cut, dyed or whatever else now, while it's cheap or free because I'll be charging you out the ass in another year) now stop being a douche and stalking out my page and just talk to me, creeps.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

doctor kevorkian, seriously.
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Music:

MEATLOAF.

Movies:

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Make Your Movie Wall Flixster .

Television:

the simpsons.

Books:

read it.

Heroes:

dr. kevorkian, please.

My Blog

penis blend for the taste rabbits love.

if you ever read my bulletins, (which I'm pretty sure most of you don't by now)I posted one a while back saying I got a pet rabbit. his name is Onesie.yes, like a one piece suit. don't ask. well anywa...
Posted by A Pattern Interrupt on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:22:00 PST

a little late...

mike asked me about a week ago to do this 8 crraaazaay facts about yourself thing. I'm just now getting around to doing it. haad to save it for a monday. the most worthless day of my week. so aanyway....
Posted by A Pattern Interrupt on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:50:00 PST

anipals.

so me and Justin made it up to Preston County about a month ago. I decided we should visit the place that horrified me as a pre-teen. this place:out in the middle of nowhere, close to my Dad...
Posted by A Pattern Interrupt on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:29:00 PST

picture heavy.

in July, Justin and myself traveled to Newport Kentucky to visit the aquarium. it was okay?I was really pissed about the promise of a giant octopusthat was actually just a picture of a giant octopuswh...
Posted by A Pattern Interrupt on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:57:00 PST

eh.

some girl on glen's model mayhem site called me a fatass basically. or called my legs individual fatasses, maybe. now I'm slightly deterred from ever wanting my body present in another photograph...ev...
Posted by A Pattern Interrupt on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

or now, fuck.

I don't have anything better to be doing. part dos will be coming tomorrow....
Posted by A Pattern Interrupt on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

exploring.

this is what I did yesterday.this is what's inside this building...one REAL Goosebumps bookand lots of RIP OFFS!what inside that building...more crap. I'll post pictures from the other place tomorrow....
Posted by A Pattern Interrupt on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

dude mandude...

I shot an AK47 yesterday. needless to say, there goes that whole anti-gun thing. after that we watched Jesus Camp...I learned that Harry Potter is indeed a warlock and everyone should h...
Posted by A Pattern Interrupt on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:31:00 PST