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About Me

You can't be something your not
I have managed to resist myspace for a few years but i gave in and have now created an account, I'm a little sad and love studio, saturday night im there ravin it up or whatever its called and a little bit plastered,
i go to new college . which is ok i take psychology, biology and history the best biology module is plant transport really no joke!
bugger off if you're one of those who finds everything offensive i find it a bit annoying but i am a nice person - really i dont offend everyone well i try.
i laugh an awful lot at pretty much anything and when i find something really funny its almost like screaming bloody embarrasing and surprise surprise makes me look like a knob, .
and im always hungry
Have a nice day!
Hi, is leonardo there - the ultimate way to deter your mum from having sex.
'im really random, i just poked myself in the eye' - dick head.
[email protected] - if you're a pervert i'll block you so i might as well advertise it.
I hate Flies, Birds, Wasps, Buses, Going Down Escalators, Stray Hairs, boys with blue eyes and Feet. .
yes i am weird and im bloody proud of it
I work in ROSEBYS where i get a gorgeous blue shirt and my own name badge, jealous? You should be i get discount on curtains!
I am in the reject bin!
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I love everything that is illegal and doing things i shouldnt do
drinking is good.... i think thats it.
god i sound like an alchoholic! i do like going out with all you losers who are my friends our drinking and dancing with funny looking people
there is more to life than drinking we often have deep meaningful conversations about er all we talk about is sex
we have a serious problem my friends
and on that note hello everyones parents!

I'd like to meet:

Hitler... who else!? he was a funny guy, maybe a little mean but he meant well, he didnt really mean to kill all those people ok maybe he did.
Lorna knows the sort
a nice boy who doesnt care how stupid and rude i am or how loud my laugh can be and likes to stay up late watching scary films with sweets and beer im guessing this boy will be quite hard to find, most boys are arse holes and think im completely retarded, but fingers crossed there is someone equally retarded. lets hope so.

Music:

I LOVE THE 80S WITH TILLY!!!
Stone sour, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Slayer, Pantera, Cradle, the damned, buzzcocks, sex pistols, the cure, slipknot, velvet revolver, seether, led zeppelin, wednesday13, thin lizzy, towers of london, the hives, maximo park, the blood arm, foo fighters, muse, black rebel motorcycle club, G'n'R, murderdolls, and nirvana i think you get the idea oh and a bit of will young and natasha bedingfield oh dear...
and the little swindon bands most of them are well ace. apart from that one who got angry at 'i hate emo scum' it was just a joke come on
Am i the only person who loves kings of leon? .

Movies:

BORAT!!! the funniest film ever made 'everyone know ipod mini is for girls'
blow, team america, love actually, saw, johnny english, night of the living dead, edward scissor hands, queen of the damned, the fog the original its funnier. anything about vampires, demons, love or people dying. i love sirius black!

Television:

programmes about morbidly obese or really skinny girls they make me laugh and i thank god im not like them - evil? nah
Some mothers do have 'em - the funniest programme in the world, mock the week, have i got news for you (especially when boris is presenting :P), greys anatomy
i love ben from lost!

Books:

as long as someone dies and theres a big twist at the end i love it

Heroes:

i dont think i really have any, i guess im meant to put all my friends, but to be honest none of them have done anything deemed heroic like save me from a burning house.
My biggest hero is my cat Askit she's dead but i love her anyway she's in the garden