The names Kelly
i go to new college
hmmm yeh
I tried to wash my boyfriends boxers the other day to prove what an adequate girlfriend i am. However, i failed miserably. They turned kinda white and when i went to dry them i realised i had no idea how to turn the raditators on.
I cried myself laughin when i heard the joke "why did the little girl let go of the balloon? Because she was being raped."
A good night to me is one spent wandering around West Swindon like old times except there are only a few of us (me, spence and harrison) that cling onto this age old tradition
However, this does not mean I do not enjoy the ones spent indulging in alcoholic beverages.
At school my best friends were books and alcohol and smoking were mean and wrong.
However, i have changed alot since school.
I hate teenagers in general. They're winey, attention seeking little prick heads. This is me included by the way
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. I AM NEVER WRONG.This is something you'll have to learn when spending time in my company.
my addy is like a million yrs old. that is why it is so gay. [email protected]
