I think up disturbing things as I lie alone in bed at night |
Infinity Theory: Given an infinity number of trilas, ANYTHING is cirtain. Eg if something that had a 0.0000000000001% chance of happening was tried infite times it would definity happen. Given this th...
Posted by Jason, Hes in your window, watching you masturbate on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST |
Your place in the Universe |
so heres some stats... cos everyone LOVES stats!The average human is about 1.75m (average male heighet in the UK, females are 1.61m in case you were wonderingHumans are 0.00168km tall (male and female...
Posted by Jason, Hes in your window, watching you masturbate on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST |
My ultimate Zombie Story: Part 2 |
Before I could recap what happened in the last part of the story a zombie monkey leapt out of a overturned van and came screaming at me! So I did what I always did, I got really angry and headbutted t...
Posted by Jason, Hes in your window, watching you masturbate on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:56:00 PST |
My ultimate zombie story: part 1 |
How the hell can I game and listen to music with my mum and brother screechey laughter like deraged harpies as they watch fucking big brother? I walked into the room and was slammed full force by a so...
Posted by Jason, Hes in your window, watching you masturbate on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:55:00 PST |
The New War of the Worlds |
Just watched it again and i realised something... Poor Tom Cruise, His kids in that movie we're a pair of little shits! I would've pistol whipped the little girl with the butt of the revolver as soon ...
Posted by Jason, Hes in your window, watching you masturbate on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST |
