MELLOW GREETINGS!!! Ozzy be my name and I am known to most as Ozz. I live in the glorious town of Swindon in Wiltshire (I shouldn't take the piss it's not as bad as everyone makes out) and I'm currently in two bands. First band (the one I take seriously) is called Poderosa where I handle vocal and bass duties. Got some seriously cool members in there aswell. Namely Chris Hawkins who's been one of my best mates since we were like six and he's one of the most ball bustingly good guitarists you'll ever hear. Nathan Haines who's just all around safe as fuck and is also a damn fine guitarist. Finally in the Poderosa camp we got Bernie Berger who's only just joined but he's a solid drummer and tons of fun! My aim is to one day keep up with him when it comes to drinking! They're diamond geezers every one of them. My other band is called Drunk Edge. We are a self described "Bollockscore" band who's aim is to get really drunk, shout alot, use no actual musical techniques except when we do the Lounge Jazz parts to our songs and write songs about random things. Some examples thus far include Chutney, beer shits, kebabs and masturbating in peoples bagpipes. I be accompanied in that band by the fine fellas of Tomm Watts (Guitar), Ralph Lazar (Bass) and Josh Crowe (Drums) so if you haven't worked it out I'm the "singer" in Drunk Edge. In other non-band news I go to Swindon New College where I study Music Technology and 20th Century History. It's... meh. My tutors quality though even if he didn't let me use You Suffer by Napalm Death as my recording coursework. I'm a massive metal fan. Heavy metal and thrash metal reign supreme over all other areas of metal I'm not into Doom metal, Black Metal or the harder shit. I'm also a big fan of punk, jazz, Latin and Hip Hop music though. I've got some absolutely shit hot quality mates including all my bandmates and ones I've known for years like Stephen Roger and Becki Park to ones I've only met within the last year like the boys in Kilians Red and their associates like Glen, Graeme and Neil. Extra little shout out to Mr. Dave Wills aswell 'cause he's just generally cool. Extra total special amazing acknowledgement goes to Hope Piper though for being a complete angel and ALWAYS being there for me for every little thing. Honestly would not be the person I am without her. Hope You. End of story! I'm a big time horror fan aswell. Love the stuff from the 70s and 80s best. Slasher films are quality no matter how cheap and tacky some are. Am also a comic fan which is why I fucking despised Spiderman 2 and 3 lol. Am interested in extremist politics and serial killers also. I like gaming but it's not my life, not by a long shot. I love the Monkey Island games, The Getaway 1 and 2. GTA series and Metal Gear Solid series. That probably covers everything. If I think of anything else that needs adding I'll chick it in.
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And now for a short list of Anal Cunt songs:I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschvitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Fucked Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
"Here Without You"
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight it's only you and me
The miles just keep rollin'
As the people leave their way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
But I hope that it gets better as we go
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl its only you and me
Everything I know, and anywhere I go
It gets hard but it wont take away my love
And when the last one falls
When it's all said and done
It gets hard but it wont take away my love
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl its only you and me
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